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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2021, 05:30:50 AM » |
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I'M MORE OF A HOB-GOBLIN OR REAL ALE MAN IN THE HOUSE.... I CANT REALLY DO THE FIZZY LAGER SCENE IT BLOOTS ME TO QUICKLY - NOW YOU'VE PROMOTED IT - I WILL HAVE A LOOK OUT FOR IT NEXT TIME I STOCK UP OR SEND THE GOOD LADY OUT SHOPPING ..  |
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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2021, 08:06:43 AM » |
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I'M MORE OF A HOB-GOBLIN OR REAL ALE MAN IN THE HOUSE.... I CANT REALLY DO THE FIZZY LAGER SCENE IT BLOOTS ME TO QUICKLY - NOW YOU'VE PROMOTED IT - I WILL HAVE A LOOK OUT FOR IT NEXT TIME I STOCK UP OR SEND THE GOOD LADY OUT SHOPPING .. Me too. Was out on a works do down South pre pandemic. Was a free bar and i was on the London Pride, whilst all the young lads were on draught peroni. Never had it so tried a pint - christ, how people could willingly drink that stuff i just don't know. Couldn't get beyond two mouthfuls and went back to the real ale. |
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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2021, 09:29:17 AM » |
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Real ale is for cunts who drink in sheds and hide their alcoholism behind a thin sheen of connoisseurship. Pour me a Bishop's Bell whilst I sneer at the sweaty masses from a puddle of my own piss and desperation. Huzzah!!
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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2021, 10:05:19 AM » |
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Real men drink Special Brew !
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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2021, 10:16:27 AM » |
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Real ale is for cunts who drink in sheds and hide their alcoholism behind a thin sheen of connoisseurship. Pour me a Bishop's Bell whilst I sneer at the sweaty masses from a puddle of my own piss and desperation. Huzzah!!
Wetherspoons usually have six quality real ales available. No need to drink in a shed. Lager drinkers are people who like paying over the odds for a glass of fizzy cack because they think it gives them some kind of status and have fallen for the marketing hype. |
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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2021, 12:39:31 PM » |
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Real men drink Special Brew !
Someone gave me 4 cans of that not long ago and i horsed them into me pretty quickly. 1st can i thought was minging, 2nd can i started to enjoy, 3rd can i thought was lovely, can't really remember the 4th can. Lethal. |
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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2021, 12:43:06 PM » |
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All lager drinkers are fannies. FACT!
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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2021, 12:44:19 PM » |
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Tyskie is a great beer  Come in 625ml bottles as well, so you get a nice bonus slurp* after you’ve poured your pint  *calm down Ben |
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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2021, 02:01:34 PM » |
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Duvel is another contender for looney juice.
I used to work with a saffer who would drink 8 bottles before we hit the bars.
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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2021, 02:03:59 PM » |
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Old Crafty Hen is the ultimate looney beer  |
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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2021, 02:18:05 PM » |
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Acceptable home drinks (outside of the box) that I like:
Hobgoblin Gold
Henry Westons Vintage cider (Aldi one not the rocket fuel)
Guiness
Fake stella from Aldi - does the same job for half the price and its pretty nice
Fake Kronenbourg from Aldi
Gin. Any.
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« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2021, 02:27:35 PM » |
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That fake Kroni is outstanding for £3
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« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2021, 04:04:29 PM » |
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In Terry's absence can I just pick you up on "Guiness", Guinness is just better all round. With you on Gin. Quality Tonic and Lemons that count. |
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« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2021, 04:30:34 PM » |
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lol thanks
just bought some "st ettienne" from aldi for tonights game
bit of fake "do as I say" will be accompanied with a fake nike vest.
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« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2021, 08:31:32 PM » |
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I tried that Aldi krone and thought it was like puddle water
I used to drink dark beers but bad beer is worse than bad lager and when you were a young lad going into town on a friday and saturday bad beer is all anyone served so i converted to lager. Will sometimes have a session on prop beer but only on afternoons oddly enough.
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« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2021, 02:49:54 PM » |
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Usually drink Guinness or beer these days but had som Cobra and then Kingfisher when I was out for an I dian t’other night. Both were excellent for lagers and in 625ml bottles too, just to get Matty a bit dank off them extra surprise slurps  |
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« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2021, 05:10:55 PM » |
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I had six bottles of Theakston’s Old Peculiar on Saturday night.
Think I ended up singing Neil Diamond whilst walking around Hemlington Shops.
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« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2021, 06:59:06 PM » |
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I've got 4 bottles of Duvel 8.5% to neck for the match tonight....will do me for a school night ..
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« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2021, 07:39:32 PM » |
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You’ll be pissing in the wardrobe.
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« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2021, 08:07:04 PM » |
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You’ll be pissing in the wardrobe.
She doesn't have a wardrobe. It was eaten by larger dog-faced ants back in '06. Less of the she - or I will have bob ender on to you |
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« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2021, 08:34:06 PM » |
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Never seen so many kids bellies in one place.
K cider.....8 cans,walk round Hemmo lake pretending yav got a dog (shitzu)preferably then off to one stop for 4 bottles of Henry Westons (8.2).
Then......try watching line of fire without making a coment.......I nearly done it once.
Probably why I'm homeless now.
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« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2021, 09:34:48 AM » |
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Hemo lake after nightfall is more dangerous than Basra was.
They were nicking people’s wheelie bins the other night and setting them on fire to keep warm.
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« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2021, 11:39:47 AM » |
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I've never done it myself - I have heard they set fire to the wheelie bins to get high off them - granted that might not always be the case - a true fact the getting high bit.
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« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2021, 12:11:52 PM » |
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I had six bottles of Theakston’s Old Peculiar on Saturday night.
Think I ended up singing Neil Diamond whilst walking around Hemlington Shops.
I remember having 4 pints of old peculiar hand pump, in the clevo thornaby About 35 years ago . I was battered |
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« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2021, 06:08:45 AM » |
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SECOND NIGHT OF TROUBLE IN HEMLINGTON ACCORDING TO THE LOCAL PAPER
OUT OF CONTROL YOBS - NO GO ZONE BY THE SOUND OF IT -
BOB ENDER AND BEN BETTER BE CARFUL AROUND THEM PARTS
I WOULDNT BE SINGING NEIL DIAMOND SONGS AGAIN BEN PISSED UP
THEY MIGHT DO U OVER IF THEY SEE OUT AT NIGHT....
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« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2021, 10:34:32 AM » |
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It’s mostly deserted after dark with these curfews ongoing.
I rarely venture to the shops after dark as it’s ambush paradise.
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« Reply #27 on: September 19, 2021, 08:01:33 PM » |
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Acceptable home drinks (outside of the box) that I like:
Hobgoblin Gold
Henry Westons Vintage cider (Aldi one not the rocket fuel)
Guiness
Fake stella from Aldi - does the same job for half the price and its pretty nice
Fake Kronenbourg from Aldi
Gin. Any.
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« Reply #28 on: September 22, 2021, 10:56:53 PM » |
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Two Styrians and a doctor went down rather well at The Highland laddie today. £1.99 a pint. |
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« Reply #29 on: September 28, 2021, 02:37:41 PM » |
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« Reply #30 on: September 28, 2021, 02:42:15 PM » |
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Fucking Hell ... 24 of them bastards - do they come with a solicitor or ambulance. That's a recipe for a disaster having 24 of them kicking about the house |
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« Reply #31 on: September 28, 2021, 02:49:14 PM » |
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It’s okay the ketamine will take the edge off.
Not sure about the crocodiles climbing up and down the world though
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