I still wouldn't mind a night with his missus.....
That time she was snapped at a footie tournament with the other wags with a flake of coke in her nostril....
Tells you all you need to know about how dirty she will be in the pit....
I've read his book..... a good read I thought...

You just know she would be pure filth the little scouse slut

She's wasted on that curly wurly

Needs a proper man to show her what's what
