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« on: May 19, 2021, 12:12:09 PM »

WHY DON'T THEY GET A DESIGNATED SAFE SPOT ARRANGED TO SAVE MESSING THE DELIVERY DRIVERS AND NEIGHBOURS ABOUT ???   :wanker:

IF YOU WANT IT TO BE CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY MAKE SURE YER IN TO TAKE DELIVERY !!!   
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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2021, 12:48:12 PM »

Jennifer Dumpling.
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« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2021, 01:13:24 PM »

Open the box, take a dump in it, tape it back up, they wont send it your house again
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« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2021, 02:58:13 PM »

MIGHT BE WORTH A TRY !!! 
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« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2021, 05:17:08 PM »

Nebulised carrots.
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« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2021, 05:59:24 PM »

This is my next door neighbour...

Took in at least one parcel every day for the past week.

I donít mind too much but the cunt never comes to pick them up and expects me to bring it to me.... the next one is getting volleyed over the fucking gate
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« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2021, 06:04:27 PM »

This is my next door neighbour...

Took in at least one parcel every day for the past week.

I donít mind too much but the cunt never comes to pick them up and expects me to bring it to me.... the next one is getting volleyed over the fucking gate

Just get one of them Iím shielding stickers for your front door
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« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2021, 06:29:11 PM »

My lads have spent a fucking fortune on shite over the various lockdowns, parcels every other day.
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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2021, 03:09:38 PM »

I TOOK A PARCEL IN FOR DYAH (AKA DIARRHEA). IT WAS A CASE OF WINE.

ANY ROAD HE CAME ROUND FULL OF HELL SAYING HE'D INSTRUCTED THEM NOT TO DELIVER ELSEWHERE.

NOT A WORD OF THANKS. MUST BE A SECRET DRINKER THE BALD HEADED TWAT !!!    :lenin:
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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2021, 03:12:47 PM »

I TOOK A PARCEL IN FOR DYAH (AKA DIARRHEA). IT WAS A CASE OF WINE.

ANY ROAD HE CAME ROUND FULL OF HELL SAYING HE'D INSTRUCTED THEM NOT TO DELIVER ELSEWHERE.

NOT A WORD OF THANKS. MUST BE A SECRET DRINKER THE BALD HEADED TWAT !!!    :lenin:

Cool story bro. I washed the dishes earlier, then picked up dog poo from the back garden.
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« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2021, 03:31:02 PM »

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