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« on: March 23, 2021, 11:10:08 PM »

I would improve Darts by allowing each thrower one unchallenged assault on their opponent. Imagine the tension ...van Gerwen is on tops for the match...but Big Cliff has held his unchallenged assault back. As the weird looking Dutchman pulls his arm back, Big Cliff uppercuts him into a permanent vegetative state. Imagine the drama.
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« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2021, 12:34:12 AM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQrzcu4BrhY&t=2s
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« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2021, 12:51:17 AM »

Poppers could improve most sports. So each player has "popper jokers" to play where you make the call and the opponent has to have a blast of poppers up each nostril before then having to take his shot within 5 seconds. I've done it before in killer pool and it makes for a great spectacle.
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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2021, 12:51:38 AM »

Remove the board, the darts and the fat cunts who Chuck them  :like:

Done, and fixed  :mido:
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« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2021, 12:53:21 AM »

Canít believe youíve mentioned poppers and pool,
I won a big comp in Bradford many years ago with poppers help.
It proper tuned in my eye line
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« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2021, 01:35:31 AM »

Poppers could improve most sports. So each player has "popper jokers" to play where you make the call and the opponent has to have a blast of poppers up each nostril before then having to take his shot within 5 seconds. I've done it before in killer pool and it makes for a great spectacle.

5 seconds is a bit tight. But the general principle of rushing a bloke to take some drugs is a good one.
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« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2021, 08:33:48 AM »

You cant improve it. Darts is a quality sport
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« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2021, 09:10:38 AM »

If you can win a world championship when you're 20 stone of lard. It is not a sport.
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« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2021, 10:14:08 AM »

 Im ooooo plays darts maybe the man to ask.  If TM ever comes back he can pass the question along.
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« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2021, 10:16:16 AM »

Make the oche 50 yards.
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« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2021, 10:18:57 AM »

Bullseye was more entertaining than the World Championship
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« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2021, 10:32:29 AM »

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« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2021, 01:11:21 PM »

Make the oche 50 yards.

Fire them whilst riding past on a Fireblade
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« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2021, 01:16:41 PM »

Darts isnít a sport, it falls in the pastimes category like snooker, 10 pin bowling etc..
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« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2021, 02:04:53 PM »

Come and have a look at what you could have won..

Classic Comedy at its finest..

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« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2021, 02:09:06 PM »

Make it topless.

 
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« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2021, 02:37:44 PM »

Bring back the walk on lasses
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« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2021, 07:09:15 PM »

Come and have a look at what you could have won..

Classic Comedy at its finest..

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He was as funny as a puppy getting run over
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« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2021, 07:10:27 PM »

Always start with a double and got to finish with bullseye
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« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2021, 08:27:39 PM »

Make them play topless.

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« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2021, 08:57:38 PM »

Make them play topless.

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