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John Theone
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« on: March 22, 2021, 08:04:30 PM »

All those 10,000 squaddies that the Army is getting rid of

Train 'em up and form a National Guard that we can send into places like fucking Bristol and anywhere in London to fuck over those anarchist agitators (and any loony lefty)

Let the police get on with their hate crime duties and patrolling for blokes out and about after 6.00 pm

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« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2021, 08:13:40 PM »

All those 10,000 squaddies that the Army is getting rid of

Train 'em up and form a National Guard that we can send into places like fucking Bristol and anywhere in London to fuck over those anarchist agitators (and any loony lefty)

Let the police get on with their hate crime duties and patrolling for blokes out and about after 6.00 pm

 :pope2: :homer: :alastair: :mido:


I like it, I like it alot. Would they fall foul to the left wing BBC though?
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« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2021, 08:17:58 PM »

And arm them with real bullets with no forms to fill in afterwards  :pope2:
Fire at will  :homer:
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« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2021, 08:20:59 PM »

And arm them with real bullets with no forms to fill in afterwards  :pope2:
Fire at will  :homer:

Bit harsh, but I like the line of thinking. Was Banksy and Massive attack involved over the weekend. 'Nar what i mean Bruv'
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« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2021, 09:53:29 PM »

All those 10,000 squaddies that the Army is getting rid of

Train 'em up and form a National Guard that we can send into places like fucking Bristol and anywhere in London to fuck over those anarchist agitators (and any loony lefty)

Let the police get on with their hate crime duties and patrolling for blokes out and about after 6.00 pm

 :pope2: :homer: :alastair: :mido:


I like it, I like it alot. Would they fall foul to the left wing BBC though?

First job - storm the BBC building and shoot a few

Pour encourager les autres

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« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2021, 08:49:22 AM »

All those 10,000 squaddies that the Army is getting rid of

Train 'em up and form a National Guard that we can send into places like fucking Bristol and anywhere in London to fuck over those anarchist agitators (and any loony lefty)

Let the police get on with their hate crime duties and patrolling for blokes out and about after 6.00 pm

 :pope2: :homer: :alastair: :mido:

Are you saying that the hate crimes committed by the police are actually their duty? Explains a lot

A better use is to put them across the chamber from the Tories a la firing squad.
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« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2021, 10:21:36 AM »

All those 10,000 squaddies that the Army is getting rid of

Train 'em up and form a National Guard that we can send into places like fucking Bristol and anywhere in London to fuck over those anarchist agitators (and any loony lefty)

Let the police get on with their hate crime duties and patrolling for blokes out and about after 6.00 pm

 :pope2: :homer: :alastair: :mido:

Are you saying that the hate crimes committed by the police are actually their duty? Explains a lot

A better use is to put them across the chamber from the Tories a la firing squad.
No Bob you senile joe. Biden alike, hes saying the police can ignore real crime and investigate tweets from ten years ago, and visit old Doris and Ethel for not socially distancing whilst gossiping  over the garden fence
Are you saying people should be murdered for having different political beliefs to you?, explains a lot.
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« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2021, 10:44:58 AM »

All those 10,000 squaddies that the Army is getting rid of

Train 'em up and form a National Guard that we can send into places like fucking Bristol and anywhere in London to fuck over those anarchist agitators (and any loony lefty)

Let the police get on with their hate crime duties and patrolling for blokes out and about after 6.00 pm

 :pope2: :homer: :alastair: :mido:

Are you saying that the hate crimes committed by the police are actually their duty? Explains a lot

A better use is to put them across the chamber from the Tories a la firing squad.
No Bob you senile joe. Biden alike, hes saying the police can ignore real crime and investigate tweets from ten years ago, and visit old Doris and Ethel for not socially distancing whilst gossiping  over the garden fence
Are you saying people should be murdered for having different political beliefs to you?, explains a lot.

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« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2021, 12:10:52 PM »

All those 10,000 squaddies that the Army is getting rid of

Train 'em up and form a National Guard that we can send into places like fucking Bristol and anywhere in London to fuck over those anarchist agitators (and any loony lefty)

Let the police get on with their hate crime duties and patrolling for blokes out and about after 6.00 pm

 :pope2: :homer: :alastair: :mido:

Are you saying that the hate crimes committed by the police are actually their duty? Explains a lot

A better use is to put them across the chamber from the Tories a la firing squad.
No Bob you senile joe. Biden alike, hes saying the police can ignore real crime and investigate tweets from ten years ago, and visit old Doris and Ethel for not socially distancing whilst gossiping  over the garden fence
Are you saying people should be murdered for having different political beliefs to you?, explains a lot.

Looks like we'd have to send them round to Bob ends kennel first

Didn't have him down as a terrorist sympathiser

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« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2021, 12:32:52 PM »

I have no notion what the fuck either of you are on about  :duh: :alf:
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« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2021, 12:54:57 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2021, 01:34:27 PM »

I have no notion what the fuck either of you are on about  :duh: :alf:

reads ok to me, seems like wilful ignorance on your part.
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« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2021, 02:08:58 PM »

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A better use is to put them across the chamber from the Tories a la firing squad.

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Oh I see. You took that as official policy. Right-o

Thought that was it, but I hoped it would be fucking funnier 
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« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2021, 02:10:20 PM »

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A better use is to put them across the chamber from the Tories a la firing squad.

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Oh I see. You took that as official policy. Right-o

Thought that was it, but I hoped it would be fucking funnier 



Youre not taking this seriously enough 
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« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2021, 02:15:41 PM »

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A better use is to put them across the chamber from the Tories a la firing squad.

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Oh I see. You took that as official policy. Right-o

Thought that was it, but I hoped it would be fucking funnier 



Youre not taking this seriously enough 

You can piss off as well
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« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2021, 03:58:05 PM »

And arm them with real bullets with no forms to fill in afterwards  :pope2:
Fire at will  :homer:

That's a bit harsh on Will, what about the rest of the fuckers
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« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2021, 12:55:48 AM »

Will is a wannabe hippy, he eats only fallen fruit and smells
He deserves many bullets
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