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« Reply #50 on: March 08, 2021, 03:06:50 PM »

Hey it’s a free country. We all do what we think is best for our own health. For my age group I’m twice as likely to die falling down the stairs than covid.
One thing I’ve learned looking at the data from Israel is that someone of my age is 260 times more likely to die of covid 19 if I’ve had the jab than not at all. I’m not prepared to take that risk just to take a holiday

Peace be with you all

How old are you like?
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« Reply #51 on: March 08, 2021, 03:08:00 PM »

Albert will give in and conquer his fear of needles when he learns how to read Hebrew  :alastair:
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« Reply #52 on: March 08, 2021, 03:44:59 PM »

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b) TOZZA being shit scared of his sweet and kind wife
c) TOZZA just generally being scared of modern life because he is a great big wet fanny



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« Reply #53 on: March 08, 2021, 03:59:17 PM »

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« Reply #54 on: March 08, 2021, 04:07:30 PM »

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Does this image best represent:

a) TOZZA being shit scared of a tiny jab
b) TOZZA being shit scared of his sweet and kind wife
c) TOZZA just generally being scared of modern life because he is a great big wet fanny



Not scared of the tickly cough, not scared of fat homos but yes, terrified of sweet and kind murderous wife.
Aren't you due another fucking flounce you spineless lump of jelly?

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« Reply #55 on: March 08, 2021, 04:15:49 PM »

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Does this image best represent:

a) TOZZA being shit scared of a tiny jab
b) TOZZA being shit scared of his sweet and kind wife
c) TOZZA just generally being scared of modern life because he is a great big wet fanny



Not scared of the tickly cough, not scared of fat homos but yes, terrified of sweet and kind murderous wife.
Aren't you due another fucking flounce you spineless lump of jelly?

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Hey TOZZA did you make up those tales of punching yourself in the face to cover for when your sweet little wife has kicked the shit out of you?

I hope St Tiggywinkle's doesn't send you four feathers.

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« Reply #56 on: March 08, 2021, 04:32:20 PM »

Hey it’s a free country. We all do what we think is best for our own health. For my age group I’m twice as likely to die falling down the stairs than covid.
One thing I’ve learned looking at the data from Israel is that someone of my age is 260 times more likely to die of covid 19 if I’ve had the jab than not at all. I’m not prepared to take that risk just to take a holiday

Peace be with you all

How old are you like?

Must be about 93

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« Reply #57 on: March 08, 2021, 04:46:27 PM »

Hey TOZZA did you make up those tales of punching yourself in the face to cover for when your sweet little wife has kicked the shit out of you?

I hope St Tiggywinkle's doesn't send you four feathers.

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Are you trying to groom me you fat little cunt?

Away and flounce blubber boy.

 

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« Reply #58 on: March 08, 2021, 04:50:54 PM »

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« Reply #59 on: March 08, 2021, 05:21:44 PM »

For TOZZA-tiny tears

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« Reply #60 on: March 08, 2021, 05:31:47 PM »


 you fat little cunt?



laughed  :alf:
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« Reply #61 on: March 08, 2021, 06:32:48 PM »

Taking out of context, fake news .😄
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« Reply #62 on: March 08, 2021, 06:53:24 PM »


Lefties gonna do what lefties gonna do.
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« Reply #63 on: March 08, 2021, 07:15:34 PM »

Are you little as well clem
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« Reply #64 on: March 08, 2021, 07:22:53 PM »

Are you little as well clem

I'm not fat or little but I am a cunt.

And I am gay for TOZZA'S bumhole.  Not that you asked.
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« Reply #65 on: March 08, 2021, 07:29:08 PM »

Well that escalated quickly klins
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« Reply #66 on: March 08, 2021, 07:37:07 PM »

Long way and expensive just for a bumming mind 
Hope your worth it
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« Reply #67 on: March 08, 2021, 08:11:47 PM »

Long way and expensive just for a bumming mind 
Hope your worth it

You’re worth it!!  Tezza wont let that can of thing slide

 

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« Reply #68 on: March 09, 2021, 11:34:27 AM »

Hey it’s a free country. We all do what we think is best for our own health. For my age group I’m twice as likely to die falling down the stairs than covid.
One thing I’ve learned looking at the data from Israel is that someone of my age is 260 times more likely to die of covid 19 if I’ve had the jab than not at all. I’m not prepared to take that risk just to take a holiday

Peace be with you all

How old are you like?

Must be about 93

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I feel about 103
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« Reply #69 on: March 09, 2021, 12:33:28 PM »

I'm as old as the woman I feel

I'm 103
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« Reply #70 on: March 09, 2021, 12:49:23 PM »

Does your wife know?
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« Reply #71 on: March 10, 2021, 09:08:25 AM »

Finally got booked, a pharmacy in Darlo next Sunday :homer:. All done and dusted by June 21st
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« Reply #72 on: March 11, 2021, 10:27:06 AM »

Reports this morning claiming all adults in the UK will be vaccinated by may, excluding the scaredy-cats. They might open things up quicker if we’re all jabbed :homer:
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« Reply #73 on: March 11, 2021, 01:16:25 PM »

No excuses now!!

Apart from the fact it has not been properly tested and is almost certainly not what we are being told it is.

Then there's Pfizer's track record to take into account too.

But you just carry on doing exactly what you are told, without question.  souey
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« Reply #74 on: March 11, 2021, 01:23:37 PM »

No excuses now!!

Apart from the fact it has not been properly tested and is almost certainly not what we are being told it is.

Then there's Pfizer's track record to take into account too.

But you just carry on doing exactly what you are told, without question.  souey
The futures unwritten, no time for extended trials, I'm sure lots of people have concerns but it seems to be doing more good than harm. Are you a conspiracy theorist Steve.?
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« Reply #75 on: March 11, 2021, 01:44:58 PM »

No excuses now!!

Apart from the fact it has not been properly tested and is almost certainly not what we are being told it is.

Then there's Pfizer's track record to take into account too.

But you just carry on doing exactly what you are told, without question.  souey
The futures unwritten, no time for extended trials, I'm sure lots of people have concerns but it seems to be doing more good than harm. Are you a conspiracy theorist Steve.?

How would you define a conspiracy theorist Jimmy?

I am absolutely certain this whole covid thing is one masive deceit and the vaccine is not what we are being told it is.

I used to be called a conspiracy theorist for my belief that this is not the only planet in the universe with life on it. That as only ten-fifteen years ago...
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« Reply #76 on: March 11, 2021, 01:48:18 PM »

No excuses now!!

Apart from the fact it has not been properly tested and is almost certainly not what we are being told it is.

Then there's Pfizer's track record to take into account too.

But you just carry on doing exactly what you are told, without question.  souey
The futures unwritten, no time for extended trials, I'm sure lots of people have concerns but it seems to be doing more good than harm. Are you a conspiracy theorist Steve.?

How would you define a conspiracy theorist Jimmy?

I am absolutely certain this whole covid thing is one masive deceit and the vaccine is not what we are being told it is.

I used to be called a conspiracy theorist for my belief that this is not the only planet in the universe with life on it. That as only ten-fifteen years ago...
Why do you think it is a deceit?, I don't think the west would conspire with the  Chinese and Russia to start world control of the population, they already have it.

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« Reply #77 on: March 11, 2021, 02:53:44 PM »

No excuses now!!

Apart from the fact it has not been properly tested and is almost certainly not what we are being told it is.

Then there's Pfizer's track record to take into account too.

But you just carry on doing exactly what you are told, without question.  souey
The futures unwritten, no time for extended trials, I'm sure lots of people have concerns but it seems to be doing more good than harm. Are you a conspiracy theorist Steve.?

How would you define a conspiracy theorist Jimmy?

I am absolutely certain this whole covid thing is one masive deceit and the vaccine is not what we are being told it is.

I used to be called a conspiracy theorist for my belief that this is not the only planet in the universe with life on it. That as only ten-fifteen years ago...

There has not been any other life found on any other planet so how can you claim that as a vindication?

 
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« Reply #78 on: March 11, 2021, 02:54:40 PM »

Is it the case that one of the vaccination centres being offered on the NHS website is Bellend Road ?
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« Reply #79 on: March 11, 2021, 03:00:39 PM »

Yes.
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« Reply #80 on: March 11, 2021, 03:12:37 PM »

Is it the case that one of the vaccination centres being offered on the NHS website is Bellend Road ?

Don't fucking start 
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« Reply #81 on: March 11, 2021, 03:16:11 PM »

Tastefully done by NHS, a diplomatic masterstroke. Couldn't think of a worse venue.

No wonder these nutjob conspiracy theorists are having a field day  :alf:
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« Reply #82 on: March 11, 2021, 03:18:53 PM »

Another one due to open in Dicksplat Close
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« Reply #83 on: March 11, 2021, 03:22:24 PM »

Just noticed your monicker there Bob II.

Heard a rumour if you go to get your jab at Bellend Road you are forced to copulate with an Alsatian a la Bremner. Woof.
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« Reply #84 on: March 15, 2021, 06:35:43 PM »

08:50 in the morning, jab away :homer:
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« Reply #85 on: March 19, 2021, 09:00:44 AM »

Christ mate, thought youd av had yours in january  mcl
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« Reply #86 on: March 19, 2021, 11:18:26 AM »

Riverside Stadium next Friday for me.  :like:
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« Reply #87 on: March 19, 2021, 12:35:21 PM »

 
Christ mate, thought youd av had yours in january  mcl

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« Reply #88 on: March 19, 2021, 01:06:13 PM »

Riverside Stadium next Friday for me.  :like:

Day after for me
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« Reply #89 on: March 20, 2021, 02:25:07 PM »

Don’t you be fainting minge lad, the auto trade will grind to a halt
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« Reply #90 on: March 20, 2021, 04:45:48 PM »

No panic mate , the trade has intervened and got me in early Tuesday instead at home surgery
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« Reply #91 on: March 20, 2021, 06:09:17 PM »

The needles massive mate, size of a javelin, I thought the nurse was gonna take a run up and Chuck the fucker in. Didn’t hurt like
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« Reply #92 on: March 20, 2021, 06:22:35 PM »

Got mine today  :like:
We missed a call from docs on landline,  assuming it was for the jab, we both went down, told woman on door she said hang around as we are getting 9 a vial today instead of 8.
Waited 30 mins then got us both in.
Said will be in touch before 11 weeks for 2nd.
Cancelled the one for April .
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« Reply #93 on: March 21, 2021, 03:10:54 PM »

Ow Coulby are you getting your jab at the ground, or have you had it already 
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« Reply #94 on: March 21, 2021, 03:19:41 PM »

Ow Coulby are you getting your jab at the ground, or have you had it already 

I thought those with learning difficulties got done ages ago ?  klins
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« Reply #95 on: March 21, 2021, 03:32:04 PM »

Ow Coulby are you getting your jab at the ground, or have you had it already 
Haven't booked yet, more deserving people than me should get it first, hopefully all the health/ care workers have been vaccinated, should give it to shop workers next regardless of age,they are vulnerable to mass pubic exposure.
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« Reply #96 on: March 21, 2021, 03:34:38 PM »

Are you scared of a little jab Coulby, you’re getting on now mate charles
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« Reply #97 on: March 21, 2021, 03:41:56 PM »

Are you scared of a little jab Coulby, you’re getting on now mate charles
No, and I'm not worried about the vaccine, but someone in a supermarket is more deserving than me. I couldn't give a fuck. Plus im a lazy twat so haven't bothered booking, I have a laissez-faire attitude  about myself.
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« Reply #98 on: March 21, 2021, 03:43:30 PM »

Mmmmm, we could get Tezza to give you a pep talk :basil:
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« Reply #99 on: March 21, 2021, 03:52:27 PM »

Mmmmm, we could get Tezza to give you a pep talk :basil:
I keep meaning to start giving blood again (had a problem with the blood  platelets, bled like fuck after a donation) you just can't turn up now like you used to, it's all pre booking.
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