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Holgateoldskool
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« on: February 28, 2021, 08:29:14 PM »

I know of a player called Britt,

Who in front of goal is shit,

Missing chances galore,

Will he ever score?

A Cows backside he’ll never hit
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« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2021, 08:36:33 PM »

I know a Boro player from the Congo

Who couldnt score in the fucking Bongo
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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2021, 08:46:09 PM »

I know a Boro player from the Congo

Who couldnt score in the fucking Bongo

 
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« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2021, 09:19:46 PM »

I know a Boro player from the Congo

Who couldnt score in the fucking Bongo
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« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2021, 09:32:22 PM »

Fucking hell Jimbo,if he's from the Congo an couldn't score in the BONGO.....it's HIM...needs reporting.......on a bike n'that

.........🤔 Shabba 😘x
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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2021, 10:16:38 PM »

How much longer
Will Britt Assombalonga
Get loads of wonga
For playing like a donger
And grinning like a cunt?
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2021, 10:19:56 PM »

How much longer
Will Britt Assombalonga
Get loads of wonga
For playing like a donger
And grinning like a cunt?


just spat my apple crumble out you fuckin loon
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« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2021, 11:02:37 AM »

There was a man named Britt
At football he was rather shit
In effort he sadly lacked
We wish his bags were packed

At falling he excels
On the ball he often dwells
His finishing is woeful
In fact he's bloody awful

Enjoy your mountain of loot
You bloody big useless galoot
Expect boos on your return
For the cash you failed to earn

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« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2021, 11:17:20 AM »

Brit is shit, in fact he's wank
His touch is garbage, his shooting rank
He moves like a rhino, that's having a shit
His attitude stinks, he tries not one bit
It's time he left, fucked right off
The greedy cunt, fat on scoff
Not one fan will shed a tear
Send him away, foot up rear
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