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« on: February 24, 2021, 03:29:17 PM »

I HAVE SAID IT A FEW TIMES ON ERE  mcl
I AM GONNA SAY IT AGAIN
A BIG FUCKING MISTAKE NOT APPOINTING HIM OVER MONK AND WOODGATE
WE WOULD BE IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE NOW  rava
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« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2021, 03:58:31 PM »

Absolutely  :like:
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« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2021, 03:59:18 PM »

Would you move back to Boro if we appointed Nige  monkey
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« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2021, 04:01:19 PM »

Eugh god no.
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« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2021, 04:01:54 PM »

I meant the cloggy lad
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« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2021, 04:02:35 PM »

Would have struggled to do a worse job than nearly every manager we've had since SMac
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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2021, 04:16:15 PM »

MONKEH and BIG NIGE sitting in a tree

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« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2021, 04:26:04 PM »

Would you move back to Boro if we appointed Nige  monkey
I WOULD VISIT A LOT MORE  mcl
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« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2021, 04:31:30 PM »

Would you move back to Boro if we appointed Nige  monkey
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« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2021, 06:09:10 PM »

Would you move back to Boro if we appointed Nige  monkey
I WOULD VISIT A LOT MORE  mcl

Stay away Big Nige
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« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2021, 06:13:44 PM »

Would you move back to Boro if we appointed Nige  monkey
I WOULD VISIT A LOT MORE  mcl

Stay away Big Nige
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« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2021, 06:24:50 PM »

I HAVE SAID IT A FEW TIMES ON ERE  mcl
I AM GONNA SAY IT AGAIN
A BIG FUCKING MISTAKE NOT APPOINTING HIM OVER MONK AND WOODGATE
WE WOULD BE IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE NOW  rava
Colin has had more promotion's than him, FACT.👈
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« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2021, 11:03:31 PM »

Nigel is a fanny's name.

And he's meltdown prone.
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« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2021, 11:07:49 PM »

Nigel is a fanny's name.

And he's meltdown prone.
I BET YER WOULDN'T SAY IT TO HIS FACE 
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« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2021, 08:19:54 PM »

WHAT A START FOR BIG FUCKING NIGE 
ANOTHER CRACKING RESULT TODAY IT WOULD NOT SUPRISE ME IF HE GOT TO THE PLAY OFFS
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« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2021, 08:26:38 PM »

WHAT A START FOR BIG FUCKING NIGE 
ANOTHER CRACKING RESULT TODAY IT WOULD NOT SUPRISE ME IF HE GOT TO THE PLAY OFFS

I bet you are currently a bit moist.
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« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2021, 08:28:50 PM »

WHAT A START FOR BIG FUCKING NIGE 
ANOTHER CRACKING RESULT TODAY IT WOULD NOT SUPRISE ME IF HE GOT TO THE PLAY OFFS

I bet you are currently a bit moist.
YES I JUST DROPPED MY LAGER ON MY PANTS  oleary
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« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2021, 08:31:37 PM »

WHAT A START FOR BIG FUCKING NIGE 
ANOTHER CRACKING RESULT TODAY IT WOULD NOT SUPRISE ME IF HE GOT TO THE PLAY OFFS

I bet you are currently a bit moist.
YES I JUST SPUNKED A LOAD IN MY PANTS  oleary
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« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2021, 08:33:03 PM »

WHAT A START FOR BIG FUCKING NIGE 
ANOTHER CRACKING RESULT TODAY IT WOULD NOT SUPRISE ME IF HE GOT TO THE PLAY OFFS

I bet you are currently a bit moist.
YES I JUST SPUNKED A LOAD IN MY PANTS  oleary
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« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2021, 08:36:31 PM »

WHAT A START FOR BIG FUCKING NIGE 
ANOTHER CRACKING RESULT TODAY IT WOULD NOT SUPRISE ME IF HE GOT TO THE PLAY OFFS

I bet you are currently a bit moist.
YES I JUST SPUNKED A LOAD IN MY PANTS  oleary


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a good win from him  today by anyone's standards,,,,...  :like:
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« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2021, 08:41:10 PM »

WHAT A START FOR BIG FUCKING NIGE 
ANOTHER CRACKING RESULT TODAY IT WOULD NOT SUPRISE ME IF HE GOT TO THE PLAY OFFS

I bet you are currently a bit moist.
YES I JUST SPUNKED A LOAD IN MY PANTS  oleary

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« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2021, 09:00:44 PM »

He is the real deal. What a fuck up by Gibbo.

It was Gary Monk or Big Nige apparently  souey lost :gaz:
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« Reply #22 on: February 27, 2021, 09:09:32 PM »

He is the real deal. What a fuck up by Gibbo.

It was Gary Monk or Big Nige apparently  souey lost :gaz:
THANKS FOR BACKING ME BUD  :like:
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« Reply #23 on: February 27, 2021, 09:25:07 PM »

Done me for an 80/1 acca  today, should have known better 
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« Reply #24 on: February 27, 2021, 09:47:31 PM »

He is the real deal. What a fuck up by Gibbo.

It was Gary Monk or Big Nige apparently  souey lost :gaz:
THANKS FOR BACKING ME BUD  :like:

Just to be clear I would like Big Nige as manager at some point as well.   And certainly wanted him vs Monk or Pulis etc.

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PS: I just don't want to wank over him.
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« Reply #25 on: February 27, 2021, 10:16:28 PM »

He is the real deal. What a fuck up by Gibbo.

It was Gary Monk or Big Nige apparently  souey lost :gaz:
THANKS FOR BACKING ME BUD  :like:

Just to be clear I would like Big Nige as manager at some point as well.   And certainly wanted him vs Monk or Pulis etc.

 :like:

PS: I just don't want to wank over him.
WHAT MAKES YER THINK I FUCKING DO 
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« Reply #26 on: February 27, 2021, 10:26:51 PM »

He is the real deal. What a fuck up by Gibbo.

It was Gary Monk or Big Nige apparently  souey lost :gaz:
THANKS FOR BACKING ME BUD  :like:

Just to be clear I would like Big Nige as manager at some point as well.   And certainly wanted him vs Monk or Pulis etc.

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PS: I just don't want to wank over him.
WHAT MAKES YER THINK I FUCKING DO 

I never said yer did.

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« Reply #27 on: February 27, 2021, 10:31:19 PM »

I'd bet he has a very handsome penis.
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« Reply #28 on: February 27, 2021, 10:45:36 PM »

Big Nige Shit himself when allo put it on his toes years ago . He walked back with his tale between his legs an sat back down with the rest ofhis mates an said nothing .  :like:
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« Reply #29 on: February 27, 2021, 11:17:51 PM »

He is the real deal. What a fuck up by Gibbo.

It was Gary Monk or Big Nige apparently  souey lost :gaz:
THANKS FOR BACKING ME BUD  :like:

Just to be clear I would like Big Nige as manager at some point as well.   And certainly wanted him vs Monk or Pulis etc.

 :like:

PS: I just don't want to wank over him.

Liar - I reckon you're spanking it every night over his ostrich speech.

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« Reply #30 on: February 27, 2021, 11:52:51 PM »

He is the real deal. What a fuck up by Gibbo.

It was Gary Monk or Big Nige apparently  souey lost :gaz:
THANKS FOR BACKING ME BUD  :like:

Just to be clear I would like Big Nige as manager at some point as well.   And certainly wanted him vs Monk or Pulis etc.

 :like:

PS: I just don't want to wank over him.

Liar - I reckon you're spanking it every night over his ostrich speech.

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« Reply #31 on: February 28, 2021, 12:29:39 AM »

Big Nige Shit himself when allo put it on his toes years ago . He walked back with his tale between his legs an sat back down with the rest ofhis mates an said nothing .  :like:
WHY THE FUCK WOULD BIG FUCKING NIGE GET INVOLVED IN A FIGHT WITH ALLO
GROW UP  :wanker:
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« Reply #32 on: February 28, 2021, 12:42:54 AM »

Person gave it the big en and told a few of Allos mates that they couldn’t drink in this part of the bar  as it was for the players . Allo went over an said who are you to tell people where they can and can’t drink and told him to go fuck off an sit back down . They drank in there allnite while persons arse went an an him an his pals soon fuked off .  :like:
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« Reply #33 on: February 28, 2021, 01:04:57 AM »

Person gave it the big en and told a few of Allos mates that they couldn’t drink in this part of the bar  as it was for the players . Allo went over an said who are you to tell people where they can and can’t drink and told him to go fuck off an sit back down . They drank in there allnite while persons arse went an an him an his pals soon fuked off .  :like:
ANOTHER BULLSHIT STORY THAT YER TOOK IN WHERE YOU THERE  THOUGHT NOT
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« Reply #34 on: February 28, 2021, 05:00:44 AM »

Pearson is exactly the type of bloke I'd want beside me if I was deep in the shit, in the middle of  No man's land. Because of the position of the enemy's snipers, we'd have no choice but charge the enemy. Big Nige would grab me by the cock and help me win a VC. It would be Stan fucking Hollis all over again, but with more cock action. We'd charge the enemy, screaming "Aaaaahhhhyoucunts!!", take out a couple of tanks and a sniper's nest. Then as we lie down, breathless but victorious, Nige would turn to me, stare into my eyes and say: " If you ever, and I do mean ever, tell anycunt about me touching your cock.....I'll bury you like a fucking Ostrich. You blubbering cunt." We'd then have a quick game of Soggy Biscuit and make our way to Ant Middleton's shed, where Nige would teach him the meaning of respect.
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« Reply #35 on: February 28, 2021, 07:17:52 AM »

Pearson is exactly the type of bloke I'd want beside me if I was deep in the shit, in the middle of  No man's land. Because of the position of the enemy's snipers, we'd have no choice but charge the enemy. Big Nige would grab me by the cock and help me win a VC. It would be Stan fucking Hollis all over again, but with more cock action. We'd charge the enemy, screaming "Aaaaahhhhyoucunts!!", take out a couple of tanks and a sniper's nest. Then as we lie down, breathless but victorious, Nige would turn to me, stare into my eyes and say: " If you ever, and I do mean ever, tell anycunt about me touching your cock.....I'll bury you like a fucking Ostrich. You blubbering cunt." We'd then have a quick game of Soggy Biscuit and make our way to Ant Middleton's shed, where Nige would teach him the meaning of respect.

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« Reply #36 on: February 28, 2021, 07:30:57 AM »

Pearson is exactly the type of bloke I'd want beside me if I was deep in the shit, in the middle of  No man's land. Because of the position of the enemy's snipers, we'd have no choice but charge the enemy. Big Nige would grab me by the cock and help me win a VC. It would be Stan fucking Hollis all over again, but with more cock action. We'd charge the enemy, screaming "Aaaaahhhhyoucunts!!", take out a couple of tanks and a sniper's nest. Then as we lie down, breathless but victorious, Nige would turn to me, stare into my eyes and say: " If you ever, and I do mean ever, tell anycunt about me touching your cock.....I'll bury you like a fucking Ostrich. You blubbering cunt." We'd then have a quick game of Soggy Biscuit and make our way to Ant Middleton's shed, where Nige would teach him the meaning of respect.

I won't lie.

I did wank over this.
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« Reply #37 on: February 28, 2021, 10:36:30 AM »

He's won two promotions in his entire career and been sacked umpteen times, so not exactly pep gaurdolia. Don't see what the love in is with some on here. Colin has been more successful yet some slag him off because we aren't top.
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