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« on: February 24, 2021, 10:32:45 PM »

A while back i started working with some geordies and i noticed they ate their pies upside-down. I don't mean they stood on their heads when eating their pies, just that they held their pies top down when they ate them. "Mad bastards,  why do you do that I asked?", they said they always ate pies like that and it meant the pies don't collapse as you eat them. And you know what they were right. Obvious when you think about it as pie tops are typically broader and more robust than the bottoms. Try it, its a life changer, no more boiling gravy on your fingers.

Anyone else have any life changing hacks? 
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« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2021, 10:38:57 PM »

A while back i started working with some geordies and i noticed they ate their pies upside-down. I don't mean they stood on their heads when eating their pies, just that they held their pies top down when they ate them. "Mad bastards,  why do you do that I asked?", they said they always ate pies like that and it meant the pies don't collapse as you eat them. And you know what they were right. Obvious when you think about it as pie tops are typically broader and more robust than the bottoms. Try it, its a life changer, no more boiling gravy on your fingers.

Anyone else have any life changing hacks? 

Yeah, don’t take advice off fucking Geordies 
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« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2021, 10:43:51 PM »

A while back i started working with some geordies and i noticed they ate their pies upside-down. I don't mean they stood on their heads when eating their pies, just that they held their pies top down when they ate them. "Mad bastards,  why do you do that I asked?", they said they always ate pies like that and it meant the pies don't collapse as you eat them. And you know what they were right. Obvious when you think about it as pie tops are typically broader and more robust than the bottoms. Try it, its a life changer, no more boiling gravy on your fingers.

Anyone else have any life changing hacks? 

Yeah, don’t take advice off fucking Geordies 

It was great advice. Go buy two steak and ales tomorrow and try the different methods  :mido:
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« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2021, 10:47:51 PM »

They’ve just copied those other backward fuckers from Cornwall eating their pasties the wrong way round
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« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2021, 11:01:47 PM »

A while back i started working with some geordies and i noticed they ate their pies upside-down. I don't mean they stood on their heads when eating their pies, just that they held their pies top down when they ate them. "Mad bastards,  why do you do that I asked?", they said they always ate pies like that and it meant the pies don't collapse as you eat them. And you know what they were right. Obvious when you think about it as pie tops are typically broader and more robust than the bottoms. Try it, its a life changer, no more boiling gravy on your fingers.

Anyone else have any life changing hacks? 
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« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2021, 11:11:53 PM »

A while back i started working with some geordies and i noticed they ate their pies upside-down. I don't mean they stood on their heads when eating their pies, just that they held their pies top down when they ate them. "Mad bastards,  why do you do that I asked?", they said they always ate pies like that and it meant the pies don't collapse as you eat them. And you know what they were right. Obvious when you think about it as pie tops are typically broader and more robust than the bottoms. Try it, its a life changer, no more boiling gravy on your fingers.

Anyone else have any life changing hacks? 
THATS A GREAT INVENTION  :pope2:
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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2021, 11:26:28 PM »

I often eat my pies like that, and always leave the crust anyway. My mam used to serve it like that, with mushy peas on top...and she was from Ireland...she was as mad as a hatter though

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« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2021, 11:27:44 PM »

I often eat my pies like that, and always leave the crust anyway. My mam used to serve it like that, with mushy peas on top...and she was from Ireland...she was as mad as a hatter though


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« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2021, 07:49:07 AM »

Lick pussy from the top-down, not down-up .
Your lass with thank you  :like:
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« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2021, 07:52:07 AM »

Yes, but will the cat
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« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2021, 08:57:10 AM »

Yes, but will the cat

Somewhere  :matty: just purred 
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« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2021, 09:42:55 AM »

Oh another thing is , don't expose the clit and furiously flick it thinking she loves it...She dosnt. 
Leave the hood covering it and mess with the hood , using that to stimulate the clit.
She will thank you...and me again .
The clitorus itself is too sensitive for the majority of woman .

Or just smash it as hard and fast as you can so you can forget all that romantic bollox and get to sleep early  :homer:
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« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2021, 10:01:42 AM »

A while back i started working with some geordies and i noticed they ate their pies upside-down. I don't mean they stood on their heads when eating their pies, just that they held their pies top down when they ate them. "Mad bastards,  why do you do that I asked?", they said they always ate pies like that and it meant the pies don't collapse as you eat them. And you know what they were right. Obvious when you think about it as pie tops are typically broader and more robust than the bottoms. Try it, its a life changer, no more boiling gravy on your fingers.

Anyone else have any life changing hacks? 

What a clever idea....i might try that on my next hot one..... jc
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« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2021, 10:10:06 AM »

The hose at a petrol station will reach the other side of your car, so you can save literally minutes of waiting for a pump to become free on the “correct” side of your car 👍
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« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2021, 01:15:36 PM »

Water sports,
When lying in the bath and your lass is straddling over you pissing,
Make sure you only gargle  :like:
If a little bit is swallowed, you choke a little , then it all falls apart and you end up getting your hair wet  :gaz:

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« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2021, 01:37:24 PM »

The hose at a petrol station will reach the other side of your car, so you can save literally minutes of waiting for a pump to become free on the “correct” side of your car 👍

Also the petrol gauge has an arrow pointing to which side your flap is on.
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« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2021, 01:49:40 PM »

The hose at a petrol station will reach the other side of your car, so you can save literally minutes of waiting for a pump to become free on the “correct” side of your car 👍

Also the petrol gauge has an arrow pointing to which side your flap is on.
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« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2021, 02:14:00 PM »

Water sports,
When lying in the bath and your lass is straddling over you pissing,
Make sure you only gargle  :like:
If a little bit is swallowed, you choke a little , then it all falls apart and you end up getting your hair wet  :gaz:



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« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2021, 02:18:36 PM »

Water sports,
When lying in the bath and your lass is straddling over you pissing,
Make sure you only gargle  :like:
If a little bit is swallowed, you choke a little , then it all falls apart and you end up getting your hair wet  :gaz:



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« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2021, 02:21:38 PM »

FFS  charles
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« Reply #20 on: February 25, 2021, 03:08:48 PM »

Water sports,
When lying in the bath and your lass is straddling over you pissing,
Make sure you only gargle  :like:
If a little bit is swallowed, you choke a little , then it all falls apart and you end up getting your hair wet  :gaz:



What happens if she accidentally drops a dookie?
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« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2021, 04:00:24 PM »

Water sports,
When lying in the bath and your lass is straddling over you pissing,
Make sure you only gargle  :like:
If a little bit is swallowed, you choke a little , then it all falls apart and you end up getting your hair wet  :gaz:



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« Reply #22 on: February 25, 2021, 10:26:34 PM »

Oh another thing is , don't expose the clit and furiously flick it thinking she loves it...She dosnt. 
Leave the hood covering it and mess with the hood , using that to stimulate the clit.
She will thank you...and me again .
The clitorus itself is too sensitive for the majority of woman .

Or just smash it as hard and fast as you can so you can forget all that romantic bollox and get to sleep early  :homer:
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I never realised until now why you called yourself Minge. Such expertise.
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« Reply #23 on: February 26, 2021, 07:29:19 AM »

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« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2021, 08:27:17 AM »

jc
Lick slowly like a it’s a ice cream with the flat of your  tongue, that gets them calling for god,😎
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« Reply #25 on: February 26, 2021, 01:39:18 PM »

They already had, I’m there  :pope2:



They like it if you pat it ,
Nice and gently,
Not like your putting a fire out
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« Reply #26 on: February 26, 2021, 02:01:08 PM »

They already had, I’m there  :pope2:



They like it if you pat it ,
Nice and gently,
Not like your putting a fire out
So no using a shovel then.👀
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« Reply #27 on: February 27, 2021, 07:39:01 AM »

What a thread 
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« Reply #28 on: February 27, 2021, 09:22:58 AM »

What a thread 

How it got from the art of eating pie to the art of eating pie i will never know
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« Reply #29 on: February 27, 2021, 10:26:24 AM »

A while back i started working with some geordies and i noticed they ate their pies upside-down. I don't mean they stood on their heads when eating their pies, just that they held their pies top down when they ate them. "Mad bastards,  why do you do that I asked?", they said they always ate pies like that and it meant the pies don't collapse as you eat them. And you know what they were right. Obvious when you think about it as pie tops are typically broader and more robust than the bottoms. Try it, its a life changer, no more boiling gravy on your fingers.

Anyone else have any life changing hacks? 
This behaviour, in combination with vented pie lids, would explain their gravy-stained clothing.
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« Reply #30 on: February 27, 2021, 10:41:57 AM »

And their fascination with greggs
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« Reply #31 on: February 27, 2021, 10:49:42 AM »

And their addiction to greggs
Fat twats.
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« Reply #32 on: February 27, 2021, 11:20:21 AM »

And they really are as fucking thick as scousers .
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« Reply #33 on: February 28, 2021, 12:58:56 AM »

Bizarrely local 'Legend' Rob Nichols band have never had any hits

Or discernable, recognition 🤔
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