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« on: February 26, 2021, 08:42:08 AM »

Cool Runnings NE Ltd being chased for £250000 cash they were given to get the project over the line. At the time they only had £50 in assets. You couldnít make it up!

Iím launching a company called Dumb and Dumber Enterprises where Iíll transport large amounts of cash around the country in a briefcase with a cast iron guarantee that some of it will get to it intended destination.

Iím submitting my business plan to middlesbrough council as we speak. Wish me luck.
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« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2021, 08:59:17 AM »

Someone needs a good shoeing over the whole fiasco, from everything Iíve read even a minimal amount of due diligence would have thrown up all sorts of questions about viability 
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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2021, 09:21:14 AM »

Well, it doesnít even snow much here, does it? Duh!
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« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2021, 06:49:33 PM »

Cool Runnings NE Ltd being chased for £250000 cash they were given to get the project over the line. At the time they only had £50 in assets. You couldnít make it up!

Iím launching a company called Dumb and Dumber Enterprises where Iíll transport large amounts of cash around the country in a briefcase with a cast iron guarantee that some of it will get to it intended destination.

Iím submitting my business plan to middlesbrough council as we speak. Wish me luck.

The most annoying part is it was a Combined Authorities venture, so as someone whose never lived in Middlesbrough I guess I'm having to tip-up for this farce too.

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