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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Rishi looking after the public sector on: October 26, 2021, 08:27:02 AM
I am very fuffy.
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Rishi looking after the public sector on: October 25, 2021, 04:50:44 PM
monkey

Hey good on for those getting up off their arse to go to work for whatever.


The moral of the story is to stick in at school it will give you choices


You won't be on the brush uncle - I bet you are in a position that makes the £10 lads sweat for the money - whilst preaching on here - you'll be like that lot over the road - never done a hard day's work in your life.

You don't know me dude.

I am a truffle hog. I seek out delicious truffles for my masters and get compensated with cheap canned meat, kibble and accommodation in a shit barn.

I'm permanently fucking naked for crying out loud.
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Rishi looking after the public sector on: October 25, 2021, 03:22:15 PM
Have you ever been fully impaled with a frozen hen?
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TOOK TO SOCIAL MEDIA !!! on: October 24, 2021, 09:49:58 PM
THE MEN ARE HERE TO SWEEP THE CHIMNEY !!!

GOOT !!!

He's very large, you can't miss him. Goes by MarŪa del Carmen.
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TOOK TO SOCIAL MEDIA !!! on: October 24, 2021, 09:09:56 PM
Shut up.

Have you seen my fish? He appears to have flown off. You'll be able to tell if he's mine, because he looks like a fish.
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FAO UNCLE GUYGUY RE CHIRPING PENIS !!! on: October 21, 2021, 01:38:54 PM
I was woken up this morning by my neighbour. He was up on a ladder pressing a old tomatoes into my bedroom window.

I asked him what he was doing. He said "This didn't happen".

I threw up on him a few times, then he said he was off to Spar to buy a Twix if I wanted anything.
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Bruce tin tacked!! on: October 21, 2021, 12:10:34 PM
Could they bring Joe Kinnear back?

Are you jokin' 'ere?
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Do any of you know any millionaires...... on: October 21, 2021, 10:38:33 AM
Yes, several.


Iím very friendly with a Peer of The Realm, a BAFTA winning film maker and I once dated a rather famous Ďit girlí .

Everyone is pretty much okay until they become an arsehole.

I've dated that same lass. I had to let her go because she always smelled of roasted cauliflower and bleach.
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Article on that labour MP Angela Raynor on: October 18, 2021, 06:51:27 PM

Already have done bro.
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Article on that labour MP Angela Raynor on: October 18, 2021, 03:57:54 PM
I concur that we should all be more polite to each other

 

Fuck off

You're so cack you don't even like Hobnobs en croute.
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 🎸 T_M TOTP2 🎸 on: October 17, 2021, 09:42:26 PM
No. I throw my honkers at you. Always.
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Middlesbrough - Peterborough on: October 17, 2021, 12:28:49 PM
Sounds like it was a poor game of football

 

Well it can't have been a poor game of cricket.
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Level 4 volcanic eruption detected on: October 16, 2021, 09:18:42 PM
We had joy we had fun... we've got Kenny on the run..:ponce:


but the joy did not last coz the bastard ran 2 fast...

Have you ever cooked a fish just by breathing on it really quickly, almost like panting?
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Level 4 volcanic eruption detected on: October 15, 2021, 07:38:51 PM
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE PROUD OWNER OF A BLOW UP DOLL ??? on: October 14, 2021, 07:33:49 PM
What type of dog would you be walking down an alllway........🤔 hmm OK

What breed of dog would you be wanking down a allyway....

Won't of been a Shi Tzu........very particular🐕x

She's a long, tall dog. But I feel you're focussing on the wrong thing here.
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Squid game on: October 14, 2021, 12:45:16 PM
Was an enjoyable slice of daftness. Had a bit of everything. Probably not worth the massive hype, but it was a decent way to spend a few hours.
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE PROUD OWNER OF A BLOW UP DOLL ??? on: October 13, 2021, 02:36:17 PM
I found one in an alley a few months ago while I was walking my dog. I took it home, because who wouldn't?

It looked like someone had left some raw egg white and oatmeal in the dick pipe, but it worked great.
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Be honest on: October 12, 2021, 07:19:09 PM
If yer ma mam couldn't knock Fury or Wilder out.......you'd be gutted.


One bat......Gerrup there..

Nails our mam like 👍x


Would you rather have eggs for legs or beans for eggs?
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SONGS THAT HAVE A BIT GRANDSTAND IN UM ??? !!! on: October 11, 2021, 04:59:29 PM
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: BRUCE TO GO IN NEXT 48 HOURS !!! on: October 10, 2021, 07:02:35 PM
Go for a nice relaxing poo?
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SAW YOGGSO TODAY !!! on: October 10, 2021, 05:14:07 PM
I wonder if they french kiss when they're not under your sentinel like gaze.
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Guyguy ! on: October 09, 2021, 08:55:27 PM
Iíve found myself wondering, while wanking on the toilet, how one pronounces GuyGuy. Is the first ďuĒ pronounced as an ďaĒ. Or is it more like GeeGee.

Itís putting me off my stroke, the uncertainty 

It's pronounced guyguy (all lower case).

Enjoy ransacking your dignity. I pray for a successful completion.
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: PUNTER WENT INTO BOOKIES !!! on: October 09, 2021, 08:16:15 PM

Sorry dude, I don't click on YouTube links without any explanation of what to expect.
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: PUNTER WENT INTO BOOKIES !!! on: October 09, 2021, 06:58:52 PM
How was the weather outside?

I used to drive a Honda Accordion when I lived overseas. Nice car.
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Guyguy ! on: October 08, 2021, 05:55:45 PM
I'll stop as soon as you stop being a Zulu warrior.
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lewis Hamilton- mixed race gadge who only promotes black interests on: October 06, 2021, 08:03:08 PM
Iíll leave google to people who need it to form their life views.
Cos Iím fick, Iíll ask again, where is the prejudice  and bigotry?

Back off him Robbso, he's used a hashtag. I think he really means business.
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lewis Hamilton- mixed race gadge who only promotes black interests on: October 06, 2021, 04:26:33 PM
Robbso - which one's this dipshit again?
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sarah Everards Killer on: October 06, 2021, 03:58:32 PM
That's so funny

That was the final thing I needed from you. My work here is complete, thank you for your help. I'll have someone get in touch with you with my final report next week.
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / For the FAO of T_M on: October 05, 2021, 10:25:04 PM
Nobody knows where my eggs are. Not even Ian/Peter.
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sarah Everards Killer on: October 05, 2021, 03:42:22 PM
That's better champ, stick to the pictures.

Shan't. But I appreciate the invitation, my love.
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sarah Everards Killer on: October 05, 2021, 01:16:01 PM
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sarah Everards Killer on: October 05, 2021, 10:26:21 AM
Violence is primarily about power (as RadFems have been telling us for decades). That's why you wouldn't start on a 6'4 ex-marine cage-fighter.

Men, being bigger and stronger than women, will obviously be the most injurious however when women  have power they are just as lethal, which is why most child abuse/neglect is carried out by mothers.

Just look at filicide and neonaticde stats. And if you include abortion, women are the most deadly creatures ever.

What the media does is endow victimhood to certain demographics. Top of the list are women (preferably black). Men (preferably white) are portrayed as perpetrators. Your default is to comply with what they want.

If you require evidence, just compare the BBC/SKY/ITV/GBNEWS reporting of Wayne Cozens and Lucy Letby.



How are Chad and Stacy?
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: New Manager? on: October 03, 2021, 09:23:16 PM
Rumored that Warnock met with Gibson,Bauser and Scott this morning and he is on his way.

A rumour just means some pillock on Twitter made something up.
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: TOMMY SMITH (LIVERPOOL) QUOTE !!! on: October 01, 2021, 09:11:54 PM
I put my potatoes on a fish, but the fish ran away. Do you have any advice please?
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN !!! 🎃 🕛 on: October 01, 2021, 07:08:34 PM

   

HENS!!
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FAO UNCLE GUYGUY RE CHIRPING PENIS !!! on: September 30, 2021, 08:56:13 PM
I was participating in having a wee this afternoon and a little robin flew out of the old penis.

He told me his name was Boss Feathers, then flew into a window and died.
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Racist WBA fan jailed on: September 30, 2021, 01:07:53 PM
I just found a feather under my foreskin. It has me slightly worried that I may have nookied a pigeon while I was asleep.
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Billy Sharp! on: September 29, 2021, 08:03:32 PM
My penis is making chirping sounds, like a robin. I don't think it means to. Can anybody help please?
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN !!! 🎃 🕛 on: September 29, 2021, 07:10:31 PM
HONK!
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ANOTHER SICK POLITICIAN/MP on: September 27, 2021, 04:39:01 PM
Heddy, is it usually you who squashes boiled eggs in to the back of my neck when I'm asleep?
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HIM WHO GOT WHISKED OUT TO THE KENYAN OUTBACK WITH NO PROTECTION FROM THE SUN !! on: September 26, 2021, 09:25:59 PM
I drove down to Kent, back in 2015 to pretend to be a starling.

I was stopped by the police, obviously, in Gillingham for making squawking sounds without prior authorisation.
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 9k Rifle! on: September 26, 2021, 08:24:34 PM
I was just sarcastically clapping at this lass who'd fallen over outside Royal Pizza in Saltburn, but one of my hands fell off.

Any advice?
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Lidds won me loads of pie and mash this weekend on: September 26, 2021, 04:23:05 PM
I have some poop in my pants. Trouble is, I'm not 100% convinced that it's mine. I'm worried that someone has sabotaged me.
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Homophobia on: September 25, 2021, 09:35:46 PM
mick

Use your words Matty. They have more value.
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Homophobia on: September 25, 2021, 09:09:54 PM
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Headsets weekend money spinner on: September 25, 2021, 05:08:14 PM
PULLED IT BACK - WHO'S THE DADDY...monkey

Me. I am the daddy. I have fathered you all. I love you, my sons.

Please send me cash.
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Headsets weekend money spinner on: September 25, 2021, 10:20:55 AM
ARE YOU GETTING GEARED UP FOR HALLOWEEN ???   :pd:

That I am, lad. That I am.
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Expected Fuel Shortages! on: September 25, 2021, 09:40:55 AM
Which is all great cos Iím flying back into Manchester soon and I ainít sure Iíve got enough fuel to get home

You can walk it in less than 2 days.
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Headsets weekend money spinner on: September 25, 2021, 09:12:07 AM
I thought I'd had my first nocturnal emission in years when I woke up this morning. Turns out I'd just wet myself.
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Apart from topping the LeagueÖÖ on: September 24, 2021, 09:58:51 PM
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