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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Labour Getting Their Excuses In Early For Hartlepool on: May 04, 2021, 06:33:22 PM
Hartlepool will be racist soon ...

Surprised youíre on a thread with no real threat of knocking it toward Klan ideals

No klan ideals from me, just donít defend criminals including paedos like you
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Absolute animals on: May 04, 2021, 01:20:09 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-56979521
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Alice.Alice...who the f on: May 03, 2021, 08:55:32 PM
Full name: Helen Marie Sausages Jr.
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Brief return by Tortured Mind I see! on: April 27, 2021, 07:02:18 PM
Not a chance that was TM. The kid's tweaked in the head but he's not a nasty piece of shit.
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SOUND OF METAL on: April 26, 2021, 11:36:18 AM
Didnít rate it?


Iíve not seen it yet, is it on any streaming apps?



It got 5 out of 5 stars in the Guardian, so thatís good enough for me 

It's on Prime and it's bloody good.
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Remember when they had crowds in the stadium at the cricket in India on: April 23, 2021, 07:01:53 PM
I could never understand how India had got away so lightly. Fuck me, it hasnít now.


Yeah Iíve already fucking said that

Fuck off, knob head

Yeah, but you still want to touch his bum.
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Remember when they had crowds in the stadium at the cricket in India on: April 22, 2021, 12:09:51 PM
Been to India and in my opinion itís a shit hole.

Thanks for sharing. I'm sure lots of people were wondering if you'd been to India and, if so, what you thought of it.
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Remember when that had crowds in the stadium at the cricket in India on: April 22, 2021, 11:17:37 AM
A truly stunning poop/rapidly spinning blade interaction.
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Massive Game Tonight on: April 21, 2021, 08:50:48 PM
That kid Malley doesnít look out of place.

That could be taken many ways. You think the lad looked alright?
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The geordie fans on: April 19, 2021, 09:01:43 PM
Aye young fella me lad,they was asked..

Parrently they got bigger biscuits to bake.....

Make what you want of that young Jedi.

     

You've got a lot to learn, kid. Keep trying though and you may turn out ok.
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The geordie fans on: April 19, 2021, 08:01:58 PM
We don't know if they weren't asked.
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Rumour klopp has walked on: April 19, 2021, 06:55:22 PM
Klopp: "Was I told about this announcement? No. This is about one thing. Greed. I don't care. As far as I am concerned the supporters are my employer. I work every day for them. Let me reiterate l am AGAINST this super league. I have demanded a meeting with John, face to face. That's all I can say about my future right now."

Could be interesting.

Good to see his balls are still intact.
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ON THE SUBJECT OF on: April 15, 2021, 06:47:20 PM
EHH,mashed beans........

Quantum physics hasn't been thought of yet,ahhhhh,I get it,some posts have been romoved....

  x

If you think mashed beans sound good, you have to try triple mashed. Drink them out of a carrier bag with a straw.

Just magnificent.
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Jerry Yates on: April 14, 2021, 08:25:31 PM
Charlie Wyke got another last night


I mentioned him to my Mackem supporting mate and he said heís bang fucking average  


Said League 1 is his level and theyíll want better if they get promoted.



Nailed on signing for us then

You have a mate?
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: HOLIDAY on: April 13, 2021, 11:09:51 PM
Were you touching yourself?
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ON THE SUBJECT OF on: April 13, 2021, 07:48:00 PM
The fucks going on ere like....who the fucks who and  what the fucks what.....what we saying here motherfuckers  will echo

for all eternity........yemen,I shit you not........peace out y'all   hmmmmmmmmmmmm 🐶x

Mashed beans.
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ON THE SUBJECT OF on: April 13, 2021, 04:28:38 PM
Erm,by the way ,it's crack not craic,unless yer Irish of course...........and even then most Irish would say it's crack.

That's it for now  :beer:xxxx

You suck the sauce off baked beans then mash them.
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: The Cross Car Park on: April 12, 2021, 02:02:58 PM
Did someone actually take time to stand in the cold with a drone and take this picture?

No. They threw their camera in the air and a pigeon pecked the shutter button at just the right time.
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: My First Post & A Message To FMTTM Posters on: April 10, 2021, 09:32:10 PM
Wasnt the racism towards Yusuf posted on this site, not FMTTM?. Thats what they where saying on the FMTTM forum.

Who where the bad eggs on here?

There was an ongoing thread on here where Bruce* quoted all the (arguably) racist posts made on here.


When Goldby woke up from his night out and saw it, he booted them all off.






Arguably? Fuck off with your fence sitting bullshit.
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Prince Philip Brown Bread on: April 09, 2021, 08:07:19 PM
At least Liz is back on the market.
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Prince Philip Brown Bread on: April 09, 2021, 02:10:34 PM
Met him once.

Came down the galley and apologised for all the fuss laid on for him n his mrs.


Said heíd make sure we got a good drink later .


We did too. 

Did he give you a solid bumming?
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Boro v Watford on: April 05, 2021, 04:53:26 PM
What is it then,don't make me go downstairs or I'll just keep going till I get to the shops....  ⚽

Can't remember, mate. Sorry.
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Boro v Watford on: April 05, 2021, 01:10:11 PM
Any links to watch it on me tablet,laid in me cot,buckled.

If a go downstairs an put telly on I might not make it back up again.  :beer:x

I have a really good one.
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Steve Wraith interviews Tommy on: April 04, 2021, 04:13:21 PM
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Steve Wraith interviews Tommy on: April 03, 2021, 07:10:00 PM
A bit cack that mate.
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Clown in The Gazette complaining about getting busted on: April 02, 2021, 05:45:41 PM
Itís all about control

Control and big pharma

Control, big pharma and a fanatical devotion to the cause

And eggs. Leave no egg unturned.
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tis but a simple question on: April 02, 2021, 05:44:46 PM
One word...YES or NO

Q......Have you ever posted on here or anywhere else and then seen a day or three later what ya posted and thought.....

fucking hell,can't remember that....🤔

 :beer:

Are you an alcoholic?
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: My eyes are old my .. on: March 28, 2021, 09:05:21 PM
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: My eyes are old my .. on: March 27, 2021, 08:48:59 PM
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: My eyes are old my .. on: March 27, 2021, 07:43:48 PM
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: My eyes are old my .. on: March 27, 2021, 05:02:31 PM
the fuck.......   :meltdown:

32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Head injuries on: March 26, 2021, 06:25:02 PM
Here is an interesting nugget that I bet you thick twats didn't know.

If you get trapped in your car eg drive into a lake and can't open the door or window to get out.

Take your headrest off and use the metal prongs to smash the window.

You're welcome.

 jc



I'd rather drown than take your advice, you sloppy pug.
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: My eyes are old my .. on: March 25, 2021, 09:47:37 PM
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Only fans on: March 24, 2021, 10:39:55 PM
No but I have plenty of subscribers.

I was thinking about setting one up.  Will my profile picture be OK if it's me in a Speedo at Eston baths?

Should bring in the subscriptions I would think.



You'll do better if you're using a hedgehog for self pleasure.
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Why are lefties triggared so easy? on: March 24, 2021, 09:16:06 PM
Whatís a lefty

Ned Flanders.
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Only fans on: March 24, 2021, 07:15:39 PM
Techno........take no notice of guy guy

We only let him out  once a week.

And (never start a sentence with And)

Anyway.............

Ermmmm, forgot what the fuck we all onabout x

Suck my oily plums, sadsack.
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Only fans on: March 24, 2021, 04:50:37 PM
No but I have plenty of subscribers.
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Favorite Elvis filum on: March 22, 2021, 04:17:13 PM
Anyway,where were we,ahhh yeah,we were on about that slimy fucking reptile..........🤔 x

Shabba x

Inshallah x..........and see y'all round missus Miggins for T and crumpets.

Hurrah.              😋ya bunch cunts.

And if you ban me again.......the Lord ath no fury like a madam scorned twice.....

Erm,madman I ment................fuck off anyway 🕋🕌💒x

I think so.
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tommy Robinson Ďmisusedí donations from far-right supporters, claim former allie on: March 19, 2021, 06:47:42 PM
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tommy Robinson Ďmisusedí donations from far-right supporters, claim former allie on: March 18, 2021, 12:49:22 PM
we're not daft

  :basil:  :basil:  :basil:  :basil:  :basil:
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: 6 nowt on: March 16, 2021, 07:22:26 PM
12-7.
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FLOUNCE WATCH on: March 16, 2021, 12:10:37 AM
- TOZZA

Ever since TOZZA admitted his small kind wife kicks the shit out of him and that he is a scared of all needles he hasn't been seen.

The great big soft-as-shite flouncing fanny!

 :alastair:

Almost as bad as that THUNDER fella.   The cock-fisted queen of the flouncers.   :wanker:

 :alastair:

Ok.
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: What a mess the EU is in over Covid on: March 15, 2021, 10:19:05 PM
He just make stuff up.

A bit like me and goal scorers 

Chill Robbso, you are forgiven for that mistake. Not for bringing Mental Jimmy back on the sole of your boots though.
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Favorite Elvis filum on: March 15, 2021, 10:24:36 AM

Hail to the king, baby!
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Favorite Elvis filum on: March 14, 2021, 09:14:30 PM
🤔 dunno that one like,even internet doesn't know,if internet doesn't know then nobody knows...I think,

Could be wrong tho,I know loads a stuff internet doesn't know.......or the police.

🕋 inshallah x


If you can't find that online, you're using the wrong internet. Are you sure you weren't just shouting at the sky?
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Favorite Elvis filum on: March 14, 2021, 07:36:10 PM
Bubba Ho-Tep.
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Whisper on: March 13, 2021, 05:17:16 PM
Gonna have a pop. Each way or no?
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Sarah Everard on: March 11, 2021, 11:23:56 PM
The answer certainly isn't suggesting that those most likely to be assaulted are curfewed

She's just poured fuel on the fires of those claiming it's just a bunch of man-hating catwomen, hating-men.

The point is that there's good and bad men and women. Some of the good ones are sometimes bad and the bad, sometimes good.

Some spiteful woman saying we should curfew all men just sets the sexes against each other (those who are feeble-minded enough to believe she merits the power she wields)

49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Hippo v Rhino on: March 11, 2021, 07:05:53 PM
I emailed David Attenborough about this and he replied...

"If the hippo is too far from water, the rhino probably wins. On land, the rhino has the hippo beat in terms of speed, maneuverability, and weight. The rhino can charge the hippo, and while his horn isnít as hard as the ivory tusks of a hippo, it is still plenty hard enough to penetrate a hippoís skin. After enough horn-sized holes are poked through its hide, the hippo will eventually bleed out and die.

If the fight takes place at the edge of the water, say, by a watering hole, then things become more more dicey. The rhino dare not enter the water, and the hippo dare not get too far from the waterís edge, lest the rhinoís land advantage start to come into play. The smartest outcome for both animals would be a stalemate, with the hippo staying in the water and the rhino staying on the land, but I still count this as a slight victory for the rhino, since the whole reason the rhino is at the water in the first place is to get a drink, and if the hippo stays in the water, the hippo cannot stop the rhino from achieving this objective.

If the fight takes place with both animals in the water, then the hippo almost certainly wins. The hippo has far more speed and maneuverability in the water, and will likely attempt to push the rhino further and further into the water to try and drown the rhino, something it is definitely capable of doing.

Regardless, no matter which animal is the victor, both animals will likely sustain severe damage. It is no wonder that this type of fight rarely occurs in the wild. Honey badgers would knock fuck out of them both"
Concerned about the potentially misleading information Attenborough may have given you, I emailed leading naturalist and Asperger'sist Chris Packham. He replied with...
"I wouldn't listen to a word that that cunt Attenborough says. It's typical nonagenarian orthodoxy to expect a rhino to give a hippo an on land kicking. The daft auld cunt is forgetting a couple of things:

1) The rhino's eyesight is worse than a wanking Mr Magoo's

2) The hippo's ability to spray shit

The hippo would whirl his tail whilst shitting. To the Lennie Peters of the animal Kingdom, The Mackem sized pile of shit produced would not only appear to be a hippo, but would crucially SMELL like one. As the rhino ploughs headfirst into the shite, the hippo would rear end the daft cunt into a swamp

I hope this helps. I appreciate your offer of a photograph of your penis as payment for my expertise, but even though I work for the BBC, it is no longer 1978 and such things are now frowned upon. Perhaps a donation to an animal charity would be more appropriate. Or one of your old Razzle mags.

Yours, Chris"

Wise words.

Thanks for sharing.

Gross.
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Hippo v Rhino on: March 11, 2021, 06:59:44 PM
So,what if,and it's a big what if,the type of what if yer only find on YouTube at daft o'clock int morning...

Said protagonists are at the waters edge....both giving it large...

A beeg fuck off 28 ft  crock oh fucking dile pops up..........easy lads,ya know the rules,3 knockdowns and............I eat the loser.



Struggling to think of any mammal that could put a crock t sleep,apart from me jibber jabbering.....mebee crocodile Dundee


🐊 's rock.................Shabba n'that.    

What if the hippy was wearing a top hat and the the rhinosnail was wearing a nappy?
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