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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Liz Truss on: October 20, 2022, 08:25:29 AM
She needs to be given more of a chance

Agreed. There's a PM in there somewhere. She just needs a good pre-parliament.
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Wilder Gone on: October 03, 2022, 07:18:00 PM
We've become a deeply dull, run of the mill club. What we need is a full on knob head; shit or fucking bust. No philosophy; fuck or be fucked. Fabrizio....your club needs you. Let's get relegated in a blaze of glory :mido: :mido: :mido:
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Home Secretary Suella Braverman tells cops to drop woke on: September 24, 2022, 05:06:37 PM
Feel free to participate in the war on woke - whatever that means. And yes, I get bored with hearing about trans rights, gay rights whatever. But make no mistake; it's all a smokescreen. Winning the war on woke - whatever that means - won't cut crime, improve education, solve the cost of living crisis. It's just a way of directing attention away from what really matters. Someone mincing across your telly and declaring that  they identify as a fucking giraffe isn't fucking this country up, no matter how annoying you may find them.
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Gibson should sack Wilder and then himself. on: September 18, 2022, 06:48:51 AM
If Gibson sacks himself, he would have a reasonable claim for unfair dismissal against himself. Suing himself at an industrial tribunal might make him look a bit ridiculous. No more ridiculous than giving Woodgate the manager's job, but still.
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Time for Wilder to go. on: September 15, 2022, 07:58:00 PM
What is the point of spending millions on so-called "project" strikers and letting Coburn go out on loan? And Wilder sounds like a fucking Brummie. Looks like he'd hit a hooker after failing to cum. Sack him
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Oh the irony...... on: September 11, 2022, 03:46:08 PM
Why would it stick in Jimmy's throat?

Ms Sturgeon said she has “deep respect” for the Queen and reiterated that SNP party policy for an independent Scotland is to continue with the Queen as head of state.
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Imagine Liking A Drink And Running A Pub... on: July 07, 2022, 06:33:43 PM
....it must be really difficult to not fall into the trap of boozing with your regulars every night. What prompted this fascinating thought was sitting in the garden just now. The sun's out, the barbecue's getting stoked up, and I've got the cricket on with a bottle of pesh and a pipe. It got me thinking how great it would be to run a campsite (tents, caravans etc not a concentration camp-site). Then it occurred to me that I might I fall into the trap of drinking, smoking and eating either burnt or underdone meat every night with my guests. Perhaps that's why Rob has never opened a crèche.
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Bye bye Boris on: July 07, 2022, 10:48:56 AM
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Don’t you Tories on: July 05, 2022, 10:41:52 PM
Maybe not with money (although if elected his apparatchiks would have been his similarly ideologue comrades) but when you're friends with terrorists and your Chancellor's a Marxist, that doesn't fill me with confidence.

If Labour had won the last election, how do you think Corbyn's friendship with terrorists and John McDonnell's Marxism would have affected most of the electorate in a negative way? Do you think they'd have given tax-payers' money Al-Qaida? Would they have held a birthday for Gerry fucking Adams in Downing Street (observing all lockdown rules, obvs) ? Stop defending somebody who has got nothing but contempt for you. Don't take that personally, because Johnson has got nothing but contempt for anybody not called Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson. Unfortunately for Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, we're at the point were most people not called Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson have nothing but contempt for people called Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Don’t you Tories on: July 05, 2022, 08:48:21 PM
What gives you confidence things would be better, chuckles?

I believe he would have worked harder than Johnson, taken COVID seriously earlier and not handed tens of billions to his mates for equipment that didn't work. Say what you like about Corbyn, but I doubt he's corrupt. Johnson is
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Any transfer news? on: July 04, 2022, 11:55:56 PM
I assume Spence is insured, and I assume whatever Spurs have offered would have a bearing on any payout. In which case why don't the Club arrange for Spence to report for training, then get the rest of the players to kick his cunt in? We get a payout; Spence gets his cunt kicked in AND misses out on his move, and Spurs go and get fucked. It's win win. Or win lose lose, if you're feeling empathetic.
12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Dwight Gayle on: July 01, 2022, 09:05:56 PM
5 goals in 3 seasons says not a fucking chance. Although those stats suggests he'd be a perfect fit. Premier League wages say he's the exact opposite of what we need. And he looks like a cunt.
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Any transfer news? on: June 28, 2022, 10:42:18 PM
What happened to Adam Armstrong? Wikipedia had him down as a Boro player on loan from Southampton over a week ago. Since then not a fucking sausage on any media outlet.....now Wikipedia has him back as a Southampton player on loan to no cunt. He could be the 14 goal a season striker we're crying out for. I'm being semi-serious. If one of our strikers had got 14 league goals last season, we'd have probably made the playoffs. And lost.
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: New Kit on: June 16, 2022, 03:54:45 PM
Load of lefty, woke rubbish. The black print surrounded by white clearly represents the marginalisation of the BAME community, whilst the dominant red split by a white band signifies the paternalistic denial of mensuration and the heterosexual obsession with white schoolgirl panties and the ultimate denial of our Brexit. Fucking shameful.
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: How Shite are England on: June 14, 2022, 09:21:40 PM
Actually how shite is Sakka?

He's a sakka shite
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ellis Simms on: June 05, 2022, 08:44:14 PM
I'd put a cheeky £3 million bid in for Ross Stewart. I reckon he's got fifteen Championship goals in him. At the very least we could unsettle him
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A couple of Scottish whistlers - come out as gay! on: June 02, 2022, 11:14:35 PM
That way the managers could have made the tactical decision to make the best cock sucker at the club captain.

And thus Kevin Keegan became Captain of England!

Back of the fucking net, Sir.
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A couple of Scottish whistlers - come out as gay! on: June 02, 2022, 07:55:43 PM
I could understand a gay ref feeling the need to come out pre-VAR. Imagine a close call; the gay ref could have said to either captain that whoever was prepared to suck him off would get the decision. That way the managers could have made the tactical decision to make the best cock sucker at the club captain. But since VAR's arrival.....an awful lot of the homoeroticism has gone out the game, Jeff.
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: A favour on: May 31, 2022, 09:00:12 PM
I assume that you're aware that even the most powerful metal detector isn't capable of detecting a grumble mag in some hedgerow, no matter how thick the staples used?
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: traveller families at popular walking spot on: May 26, 2022, 07:10:24 PM
Misread the title as "Popular wanking spot". Then when I read the bit about cleaning up after themselves I became more convinced that the OP is some kind of onanist dogger. Then I realised it was my one track mind that was at fault. Stand down.
21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Boro Transfer News on: May 19, 2022, 09:49:52 PM
So this Kamil Conteh cunt has played one game for Watford - a 4-1 defeat, and one game for Sierra Leone - a 3-0 defeat to the mighty Togo. He sounds like a right useless cunt. Still, better than Gestade.

So am I, and I’m nearly fucking dead

A fair point.

A quick Google tells me Rudy is currently doing the bizzo in the Iranian League. 3 goals in 22 is very nearly one in seven. A strike rate like that  for Rudy suggests his team must be in the Iranian Third Division. What a useless cunt.
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Boro Transfer News on: May 19, 2022, 09:38:34 PM
So this Kamil Conteh cunt has played one game for Watford - a 4-1 defeat, and one game for Sierra Leone - a 3-0 defeat to the mighty Togo. He sounds like a right useless cunt. Still, better than Gestade.
23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Man Utd fans to hold anti-Glazer protest before home game against Norwich on: April 16, 2022, 06:22:49 PM
Oh the poor sausages. Imagine having to put up with winning only 12(?)  major trophies since the nasty American men bought their club.

Self-entitled bags of shite to a fucking man. Mick Hucknall's a cunt.
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Extreme left wing bigot on: April 14, 2022, 10:24:11 PM
And now no longer endorsed by the Labour Party. Well done Labour.
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Channel migrants flooding into Britain to be flown on: April 14, 2022, 07:37:21 PM
Dog Shit Johnson must be worried to have got the news cycle onto immigration. I wish he'd fuck off back to where he was born.
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Is this the bloke who posted on fmttm on: April 13, 2022, 01:27:42 PM
And he never sorted out an extra wheelie bin for our mam. The cunt.

The irony being she needed it to fling out all my old Gary Glitter memorabilia.
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Another 30 fines on: April 12, 2022, 04:46:11 PM
Sorry Robbso but most people couldn’t care less about Partygate. Kippers is spot on. There are bigger things to sort out instead of obsessing whether Boris had a glass of wine and a slice of cake.

Untrue. Go and ask people who saw their loved ones lives slipping away through a window if they care that the bloke who imposed the rules ignored them. If we cannot trust the Prime minister to follow his own laws then we cease to be credible as a country. And the idea that we should let this entitled wanker off the hook because the world needs his leadership is off the scale laughable.
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Same old problem. on: April 09, 2022, 05:34:16 PM
Connolly is a waste of fucking time

He seems to try, but doesn't create chances, or take chances, or even get into positions to do so. He's a shit Paul Dickov.
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Hull on: April 09, 2022, 01:14:58 PM
Viv was always upright for Mrs B.
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Hull on: April 09, 2022, 12:47:57 PM
So, apart from Andy Payton, the Hull to Zeebrugge ferry and the fucking aqueduct.....what the fuck have Hull ever done for us?


They produced Dean Windass and Nick Barmby's wife, Randy Mandy!

Stand up if you've shagged Nick's wife. An entire stadium, including women, kids and pensioners stand up*

*Apart from Mark Page, who was busy knocking one out thinking about Barmby's future children.
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Hull on: April 08, 2022, 10:54:33 PM
Fair enough. I hope we get battered.
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Hull on: April 08, 2022, 10:47:06 PM
So, apart from Andy Payton, the Hull to Zeebrugge ferry and the fucking aqueduct.....what the fuck have Hull ever done for us?
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Hull on: April 08, 2022, 09:58:51 PM
Apart from rugby league and that emu fisting Aussie wanker who used to interfere with Parky, what has Hull ever done for us?
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tiger Woods at the masters on: April 08, 2022, 07:57:03 PM
What kind of a cunt calls themselves Tiger? Eh? Should have went with Pterodactyl Woods. Or Darren.
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Fulham on: April 07, 2022, 11:17:32 AM
We tend to make things too intricate when getting into good attacking positions.

There was half a dozen times when we worked a chance to sling it across the six yard line, but chose to knock it back. The problem was we never committed enough bodies showing enough movement in the box
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Fulham on: April 06, 2022, 10:18:44 PM
Better team in the 2nd half. Just need to remember to mark the biggest cunt on the pitch who also happens to score a few. Fucking drenched
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Fulham on: April 06, 2022, 07:09:12 PM
After a couple of pre-match sherberts I'm amending my prediction. We'll put four past these plastic Chelsea fucking ring pieces.
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Fulham on: April 05, 2022, 11:03:57 PM
Tommy fucking Trinder, Diddy David Dickhead Hamilton, Terry wife beater McCann........ that Frankenstein faced cunt off Pointless...we can't take these cunts seriously. The fucking Cottagers!! Bunch of toilet dwelling deviants.

39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: We-re The Sweeney, son, and we havent had any Hobnobs on: April 05, 2022, 11:02:44 AM
One copper from the copper's union saying he wants something to happen doesn't make it official policy - no matter how much that grifting blowhard Littlebrain whines on.

It's similar to how idiots used to react to some obscure MEP suggesting a European army. Like somehow it was official policy or something. And as for the idea that the police are lefties. Fuck my old police standard issued old boots.
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FAO Ben re profile icons on: April 02, 2022, 08:30:45 PM

I haven’t fiddled with anything .

There was no suggestion that you had.
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: If ever a man looked like a sex pest on: April 02, 2022, 10:24:37 AM
If he'd only stuck to having mild strokes, perhaps he wouldn't feel the urge to go round sexually assaulting folk. Not that this sleazy, sweaty looking sausage fingered nonce-a-like has been found guilty of anything......yet.
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Just watched Sky Sports News on: March 31, 2022, 09:17:56 PM
Amputee cricket's an odd one.

Stumps everywhere.
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Men in women’s sport again on: March 31, 2022, 05:10:36 PM
The Czech Republic had this beauty in the early 80

Jarmila Kratochvilova she ran middle distance. Fucking hell.

Fucking Hell!! I remember hearing all the cow bells sounding when Ms. Kratochvilova ran the Bern meeting. It turned out to be her bollocks clanking.

I think she still holds the World record for the 800m, unless it got cancelled.
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Looking for someone to sing Vera Lynn to my Nanna on: March 31, 2022, 12:05:12 AM
Rolf Harris is looking for work. He's not morbidly obese, but he's got a history as a singer, thick glasses and his track record suggests he'll be unlikely to sexually abuse a lady of your Nan's advanced years.
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Boris Johnson - Statesman on: March 29, 2022, 05:04:00 PM
Olly  you failed to mention france selling defence to Russia of £233M  since 2014 when eu countries embargoed them selves from doing so. Sums up our French allies when it comes to breaking rules. Lets get some balance to your statement.   We have stood firm with Ukraine unlike others who just sit on the fence. And if the Ukraine president says so, then thats good enough for me

Indeed. Various countries got round the embargo because they were fulfilling contracts signed prior to the embargo. Some estimates put the cost of the invasion to Russia at up to $20 billion a day. As daft as it sounds, a few hundred million quid in sales is neither here nor there. Although I agree the ethics involved are questionable. 
 None of this has anything to do with my point that the EU have taken in millions of refugees despite the OP suggesting otherwise. And when it comes to flogging stuff to Russians, let's be honest, Britain has done Russia proud in helping it wash its dirty money.
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Boris Johnson - Statesman on: March 29, 2022, 08:14:30 AM
What, the EU who have taken millions of refugees without question? That EU?
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Abramovic on: March 28, 2022, 09:24:08 PM
Obviously more to this fucker than any of us imagined. Him at Chelsea must have opened doors for the bent fuckers at the top of the Russian government all over London.

Abramovich was the person who recommended Putin as Yeltsin's successor to Yeltsin. When Putin formed his first cabinet as Prime minister, Abramovich personally interviewed all the candidates. It's strongly rumoured that Putin insisted Abramovich became Governor of  some shithole in the far East of Russia. That way Putin could fling him in jail at the first sign of any malfeasance, but keep the money pouring into his own pockets - essentially it was old style Mafia tribute money. There are eye-witness accounts that Putin personally insisted Abramovich bought chelsea. Abramovich admitted his corruption and closeness to Putin during the Berezovsky court proceedings. He's knacker deep up Putin's arse and always has been.
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Will Smith on: March 28, 2022, 07:48:24 PM
A black geezer assaulting somecunt in LA? He's lucky the cops didn't shoot him. Flies like a butterfly, slaps like a bitch.
49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Anyone on Parly Road last night ? on: March 26, 2022, 10:26:25 PM
Drove through a week ago , not nice,, dodgepots all over of all nationalities , tons of  albanian/kosovan types  just stood around like they own the place now .......a area totally fucked up beyond belief  now , where many bought their first houses years ago  & worked their way up .......if you are living there now your house value is minimal

I don't know where to begin. Tons of Albanian/Kosovan types? Perhaps there are hundreds of these people standing around like they own the place. But if they live there.... Would you prefer them to stand elsewhere? Apart from your own kerb crawling*, what crimes did you see these dodgepots committing?

*Sorry for making assumptions

50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: England cricketers at it again on: March 26, 2022, 09:38:49 PM
Foakes, you stupid goofy fucking cunt.
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