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1  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Will the richest club in the world … on: Yesterday at 11:05:27 PM
Because you’re a cunt
2  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Will the richest club in the world … on: Yesterday at 10:38:10 PM
From BBC…

“I know I'll get hate for it, but we are a truly special club and we will stay in the premier league. We are way too good to go down. Everyone is against us but that will make us stronger. Howay tha lads!
Daniel J Toon fan in Toonbridge Wells”


It’s hard to ‘hate’ such a pitiful individual.
3  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Will the richest club in the world … on: Yesterday at 10:33:24 PM
Win a league game before the year is out ?


They get 52,000 fans a week ya know ?
4  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: NEIGHBOURS FROM HELL!!! on: Yesterday at 01:47:29 PM
Just seen a young lass wearing a jacket with a crossed out swastika on the back. Not entirely sure that even a defaced one is suitable for clothing.

Two mins later I seen a guy wearing a dirty Mackem jacket.


Not sure which of the two above items offend me must tbh.
5  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SIR KIER KEEPING ALL IN THE LOOP on: Yesterday at 12:31:15 PM
Mrs Balls is a good appointment I feel. A step closer to centre left than Labour has for years.
6  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Italian slaps reporters ar$e on: November 29, 2021, 03:57:15 PM
I’ve just been sent a picture of Kriss Akabusi in the nude.
7  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Murder in Linthorpe 1990 on: November 29, 2021, 11:22:59 AM
https://youtu.be/sUa5FyZJljo

I very probably walked past that house, that evening whilst delivering the Gazette.

The following morning I was asked by the police if I’d seen anything.
8  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ARCTIC SPELL AHEAD on: November 29, 2021, 09:25:40 AM
Does it normally snow up here this early into winter?

This is my first winter on Teesside since 2005.
9  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: I’m listening to Enya on: November 28, 2021, 09:37:32 PM
Cook pass babtridge
10  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / I’m listening to Enya on: November 28, 2021, 07:53:43 PM
I’m not gay or anything like.
11  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Michael Vaughn on: November 28, 2021, 02:49:57 PM
I think Vaughany has been very hard done by  :unlike:

Indeed, if he did think ‘there were too many of em’. Why on earth would he pick several British Asian cricketers for his England side.

12  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Michael Vaughn on: November 28, 2021, 11:00:56 AM
Shouldn’t you be at Church?


I heard the Bishop is in town.
13  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Michael Vaughn on: November 27, 2021, 08:37:38 PM
If non native English speakers call me ‘Ben’ instead of ‘Benjamin’ is that racism?


Where do I sign up ?
14  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / This storm ⛈ on: November 27, 2021, 01:53:50 AM
Pretty bad one .

Think my plum tree is a gonner
15  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tommy Shelby and the Krays on: November 26, 2021, 12:45:06 PM
What an idiot!

Everything is clearly the fault of Maggie Thatcher for closing the mines down and not enabling 14yr old children to become ‘real men’. If only we could send kinds underground nowadays eh!
16  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: IT LOOKS LIKE THE FROGS on: November 26, 2021, 12:16:04 PM
How difficult must it be to spot a bloody huge dinghy and destroy it before it’s put in the water?

They’re clearly under instructions not to interfere.
17  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: IT LOOKS LIKE THE FROGS on: November 26, 2021, 11:15:51 AM
He missed out blaming Brexit though. Not quite a full house .
18  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Eurofighter Typhoon currently circling on: November 25, 2021, 09:44:09 PM
Above Teesside.

Crab wankers
19  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Started well for Conte then on: November 25, 2021, 09:40:26 PM
Still can’t understand the format of that. Do those qualified from the group move up to the Europa League?
20  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Woman with a penis.. on: November 25, 2021, 12:31:41 PM
I think that’s the major problem on our society. We don’t ‘oversimplify’ things enough.

It’s led an endemic system of extremes no matter how illogical or irrational.

21  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Woman with a penis.. on: November 25, 2021, 11:25:37 AM
She could switch back temporarily though. It’s all still in place down there unlike Kellie Maloney.
22  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / I bet he pebbledashed the bog… on: November 25, 2021, 11:16:35 AM
What I learned eating at 8,000 Chinese restaurants https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-59356176


23  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Woman with a penis.. on: November 25, 2021, 10:43:45 AM
Is still a man isn’t it?

I’m a bit out of the loop ref gendering btw

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/teesside-woman-accused-using-sex-22260053
24  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: French officials RESPONSIBLE for death of 27 migrants on: November 25, 2021, 10:40:58 AM
We've already offered them manpower we offered them borderforce, police, and military.   Macron rejected the offer!

Can you imagine the political suicide accepting that would be

Politics over the lives of innocent people?


Difficult choice .
25  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: French officials RESPONSIBLE for death of 27 migrants on: November 24, 2021, 07:34:01 PM
Absolutely.

The French are responsible for allowing these poor people to be exploited.
26  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ashes 2021 on: November 24, 2021, 04:57:10 PM
I’m just talking about the first test obviously.


The Gabba isn’t known for turn which is my reasoning.
27  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Ashes 2021 on: November 24, 2021, 01:30:41 PM
I don’t see anything in Leach or Bess sadly.

Adil Rashid would be my choice but he doesn’t do Test Cricket anymore z
28  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Ashes 2021 on: November 24, 2021, 12:37:18 PM
My team for the first test would be as follows…

Burns
Hameed
Malan
Root
Pope
Stokes
Butler
Woakes
Wood
Robinson
Jimmy


Going without a spinner as we need to shore up the batting with two genuine all rounders.
Root can turn his arm over to good effect as shown in India last winter.
Butler has moved way ahead of Jonny B in terms of wkt/batsmen.
29  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Middlesbrough - Preston (has Wilder, pressed-on?) ⚽️⚽️⚽️ on: November 24, 2021, 12:05:31 AM
Fucking shite.


Absolute nothing game that reminded me of the early 80s
30  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: ORDER YOUR TURKEY FOLKS on: November 22, 2021, 09:15:18 AM
I’m a Hindi so I don’t eat it
31  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Verdict from today on: November 21, 2021, 01:18:57 PM
That Akpom fella is the prime example. We were told that we’d signed a ‘champions league’ striker!
Next thing we’re told that he’s off because he disappointed.
Who does the homework on these people ?
32  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Verdict from today on: November 21, 2021, 01:15:19 PM
A little bit more urgency was noticed by myself. There are some very average players in that squad who for some reason have been talked up as ‘coups’ by the club.
33  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Liverpool beat Redcar Town yesterday…. on: November 21, 2021, 12:30:36 PM
AFC Liverpool that is.

My nephew was on the bench for Redcar.

In other news the richest club in the world are stone cold last!
34  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Liverpool beat Redcar Town yesterday…. on: November 21, 2021, 12:22:33 PM
AFC Liverpool that is.

In other news the richest club in the world are stone cold last!
35  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: As Of This Precise Moment In Time.... on: November 21, 2021, 12:37:07 AM
Gary Neville takes some beating.
36  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FAO Ken on: November 20, 2021, 10:02:00 PM
With or without the oven glove ?
37  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: FAO Ken on: November 20, 2021, 09:42:47 PM
Is that your pokey bum wank fantasy?
38  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Notts Smog on: November 20, 2021, 03:05:26 PM
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectal_douching
39  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: SIR KIER STARMER DODGES A QUESTION on: November 20, 2021, 11:03:07 AM
Jesus, Starmer is throughly dislike-able  klins

Corbyn won more votes than both Brown and Milliband and it was largely Starmers second referendum that caused Labour the defeat in 2019

He actually comes over as a creep blaming the individual and not mentioning his own role

I thought we never heard from Starmer because he had no policies but it’s clear he has no policies and is a very off putting individual

Corbyn was leader in December 2019!

Starmer didn’t become leader until April the following year.
40  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Yorkshire county cricket on: November 19, 2021, 06:26:43 PM
Including the one that’s currently the best boxer on the planet?
41  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Yorkshire county cricket on: November 19, 2021, 03:15:38 PM
They could have been forewarned like.

My ex wife had to fight like hell for me to get a spousal visa.
They spent hours warning her of the dangers of marrying a foreigner.
Apparently we’re all rife with aids.
42  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: No Time To Die on: November 19, 2021, 03:02:15 PM
Give us a kiss and I’ll tell ya.
43  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Yorkshire county cricket on: November 19, 2021, 03:01:36 PM
What an unholy mess this is. Rafiiq has shat his panload here. Thing is, there’s nothing to gloat about, it just shows they are all fucking horrible

I really don’t think that I have ever racially abused anyone, or used racist language in any way. Alex Hales, FFS - that wasn’t 1971 ffs, it was long after it was clear that only arseholes continued to act in such ways

I very likely said some horrible things in my early teens due to peer pressure and social attitudes etc.

Nowadays I’m one of the most fearsome anti racists/bigots.

If anyone has spent time in Korea/Japan you’ll know what it’s like to experience indoctrinated racism.

I’ve been refused entry to businesses due to my ethnicity.
44  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: No Time To Die on: November 19, 2021, 02:57:49 PM
Saw it at the pictures. We paid for the 4dx immersive tickets. Very fucking distracting. Every time I tried to shovel some pick'n fucking mix into my gob my seat started shaking. Imagine attempting a swift wank. As for the film.... aesthetically it was like they'd drained all the colour from it. Everything was in the dark. As the film went on, I became convinced Bond was going to come out, or transition, such were the clunking nods to wokeness -  something I don't usually worry about, but this is Bond for fucks sake. He's supposed to be a lesbian straightening rapist.

In Fleming’s novels Bond is a fairly bad guy who happens to work for the good guys.

Craig had nailed this interpretation of Bond previously but I’m still on the fence about this one.
45  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Half season cards on: November 19, 2021, 01:23:22 PM
Tempting indeed but I’m a bloody curse.
46  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / No Time To Die on: November 19, 2021, 01:18:46 PM
On a fire stick near you from today !


Saw it at the cinema and I was rather underwhelmed.
47  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Middlesbrough - Millwall (Could it get any Wilder?) on: November 19, 2021, 10:06:22 AM
Broken foot withstanding, I will be attending.


Might have to get a Joe Maxi down the ground like.
48  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Tim Paine on: November 19, 2021, 09:06:49 AM
Sent a picture of his cock and asked for a BJ ….
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10219813/Australian-cricket-captain-Tim-Paine-quit-sexting-scandal.html

49  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Yorkshire county cricket on: November 18, 2021, 08:31:27 PM
All about money this one I think. I couldn’t understand why he would go back to the club if it was so bad.


To earn a living I think?

If it was making him suicidal, I very much doubt it. If you accuse every man and his dog ( not Kevin btw) I think you should be careful about what you’ve actually said. He might have tarnished people and ended their careers for much less than he has done.

Yes, I have left a job that paid well, offered great benefits but was ultimately toxic.


This whole episode has opened up a rabbit hole.
50  ComeOnBoro.com / ComeOnBoro.com Message Board / Re: Yorkshire county cricket on: November 18, 2021, 05:58:45 PM
Glass houses, stones etc




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