P.s love ya dude 🍄noooah,really do.......am just a bit fucked at the moment...Shabba x

All I can remember Plaz was that  your Jimmy was a fucking nut job....and you got Carted away,my memory might be a little hazey these days.....but.....tell us all if I'm wrong........love from sir Berwick Hill 😁😋🤔 you odd ball 🐷🐽🐖🐷🐽🐖🐷🐈x

He would of known how to sort this crack out,me favourite drunkard ever...

It's on you tube,best Boris lines ever....

Still don't know how to do links........HELP😎😋x

Ben,ya fucking pussy,come on over to the F's,..............that's where all ya firestartin,car stealin,granny rapin,burgly burgling, honky fucking tonkling ,originated,......well, it didn't really, it originated when they cleaned out 'over the border 'then whinny  bronx,.............you  know the crack,.......p.s.............there are more people in hemlington of African descent than there are people of stainton descent..............I think that good thing mister.
Fuk I'm fuck 🏜 🐘x

Reinscribe,not a word you hear most days...well not since I lived in Ireland,then you could hear it shouted from the rooftops to define any fucker from England who kept pigs.

Strange how times change..

Now the Irish like the English and people who use these ! Or these !! Or even these !!!,hate the english,even though they haven't got a scoobies what they mean...      ! =
                                                                              !! =
                                                                             !!! =                anyway... Fuck off ya bunch of cunts 🐳🐳🐋🐬🐠🐟🐙
                                                                                                                                                                        🐲🦀🐚🐟🐙🐬
                                                                                                                                                                         🐢🐸🐟🦀🦂🐠 get yer own aquarium,I'm not made of money,I'm on the dole...I don't feckin own it .   🏐utb x

Next one

I once met a girl in the Bongo who told me I was the spitting double of George Cloony,so we had a smooch...to mr Loverman (Shabba Ranks)then I took her home to Yarm an bummed her. 🤔

I was telling















The TRUTH

I invented skateboarding by putting the hard back of a Beano annual  on to a old rollerskate and bombing it down the old (white bridge) many moons ago.       🤔x

I've heard of lolly gagging (blazing saddles) but not Polly bagging,I haven't got  google so will ya tell me 🤔

Different guard every day Ben,they only last till I walk in with me origional desert storm summer coat on...then...they just fuck off to wherever they originally come from.....coulby,ingleby,acklam.....park end, alwright....might be pushing it with park end.....🐖oink oink x

Bought some lurpak from the new Tesco express in hemmo last week...it had a security tag on it,I shit you not.

ME...the fucks that on me butter

LAD ON TILL...don't worry about it I've scanned it thru,if the thingys beep on ya way out take no notice.

Next morning I thought I'd dreamed it,did I fuck,there it was ,can't get it off either...it's harder than the feckin butter.

Norpak for me now on,least ya not looking over ya shoulder walking out of aldis.

🐧🐾x

Nope.....one more clue bob,if I still don't get it I'll cut me own head off with a rusty hacksaw ......obviously live on All Jazeera.

.........I'm not that mad. 😐🐾

✌Shabba 🍻x

🤔😁 vaguely remember posting that swb,had been in bed bad over Xmas n new year,then as soon as I felt a bit better..

Drank all my prezzys in one day.....😎 ,let he who without sin....an all that carry on..

Peace out 👻💃✌x

What ya saying then sqb,let's be more like n korea,china,Russia bel a fuckin russs....live n let live ya neo nazi misogynistic

homophobic wiper of other peoples bottoms english pig dogs,now go away.....or I will taunt you some more.

🤔🐧x

🤗think that just about covers it ☺

I'm with Minge on this one,if the emptyheads of the world want to unite and give her 10's of millions......well....well done Jordan young fella me lass.

When I was a emptyhead I wanted to be like page..rose..plant..etc etc..but without the fucking 12 yr olds.

Someone somewhere is always gonna be some stupid fuckers hero......bowie..jagger..jackson..saville...Ken fuckin dodd.

Soooo leave young Katie alone,she likes a drink...driving fast...bit of this bit of that ,the odd black man......if she was male and born in the 60's /70's.....well.....SHE'D BE ALL OUR HEROES.

😋😎     as ranting goes,was that the best this year up till now 😚🤔🤗xxxx

Now then henry young fella me lad....ya left yer e-mail address up to long ya dozy fucker....😁.....stairlifts,pizzas...expect the unexpected......ya belter.....😎😋x

Hmmmm,I'm not the sharpest 🔪 in draw...but.......what the fuck you on about😋😁🤔x merry Xmas anyway ya mad basted.

He's looking at 15, but.........with a good barrister......seeing most people saying they was raped twice...well.....you all know the crack ......money talks...raping n************s walk. 🤗😎😁 fuck off     sioux me....Shabba  🐧x

Gorgeous G,......yerl have to get up early int morn if ya trying to whamagedon me mister....hmmmm come to think of it, was Xmas eve last year........won't happen this year tho 🙏😁 or will it.       🤔

Don't know how that one escaped me itchy you fella me lad,but.....if ya remember the early eighties...ya wernt there.   🤔 or was that the sixties,any,well spotted.😎

I'm going for Perry Como ...........Christmas Dream

2nd......Slade..................................fuk,forgot what they call it now

3rd......that twat who was emerson,lake and palmer....can't remember that aswell.

🤗 🎄🎅x

I hate the vikings,french,romans,Germans etc etc,but....without them me or my 'wonderful family' would never of existed.so.........
Without colonialism/slavery/the oirish/and Albert Einstein Americans would still be living in wigwams.wich is not a bad thing I have to say,wigwams are cool as fuck man...but.......without slavery America woulda been shit without motown.
Is it Albert or Alfred,can never remember       🤔

On Netflix at moment.

If you haven't watched it yet......DON'T.

Belfast on firestick.....................DO.

Greyhound on firestick...............DO.

Gay cowboys my arse,wasn't even any docking.   🙁

Piss off....

BRICK..............I LOVE MY BRICK.

please don't let me have to explain that one to ya.............😎😛x

Yeahh,she's worth a shot alright,right between the eyes.......the commy cunt..........

Fknows wot I'm on about.

It'll come to me sooner or later..🤔

Jane Fonda. 

Vietnam. ..... Well......no fucker told me.

What a CUNT.

Answers on a post card only to        www.@jfcunt.com

SHABBA 😎x

Angela's gone to market.........

What you on about ya Ted loon

Ahhh I get it,German not your first langwidge then.

That explains everything.

🤔🤔🤔x

P.s.      See the sids ain't working again n'that.       

😎x

She got life. minimum 29 yrs.       He got 21 yrs.          Die you cunts

Don't think horse tipping comes much better than that  👍x

On  nflix,'kin hell,and I thought I was away with mixer.....5 new episodes,stick with it,goes from a bit mental to.....WHAT THE FUCK......Only in America.         🐾🐾x

Curry sauce mix.......WARNING......do not try to snort this...erm....that's it for now...😫😥💀😁x

Ermmm yeah, Narcos (mexico)

that's it for now.........ohhhhh, hang on....forgot about BRASSIC.............season 3

No spoilers.......but......fucking hell,how do they get away with that      😂😂😂x

My eyes and ears are bleeding with laughter watching this......
Oohhhhh man get on it

Trust me.....yal never believe another word I say.........

Jo Brands rocking ere like  😋x

😎 ya mental fucker 😋😂x

He was wired to the moon  🤔x

Cow horns....now ya talking 🤗x

Sure Grifters were the Gilrls version of a  Chopper........🤔 could be wrong..........usually are 😁

Choppers were the be all and end all of everything back in the day...

Me best mate got one for xmas.....yoused to tan him allover,him facing backwards of course,that's what it was like back in the day......🐕x

Piss off🐶x

If I was a gay footie player....being the Diva I am, I'd pick the biggest stage possible to come out.

QATAR WORLD CUP.........be stood there for the anthems...all the boys looking good,singing their hearts out....

Then me,stood at the end,tutu on,bit of midnight blue ,bit of rouge.....obviously a slap of smutty red round me chops.......

Singing a totally different song....         And the song goes something like this.

                   To the tune of MY OLD MAN'S A DUSTMAN.

FUCK OFF YOU CAMMEL WANKING MISOGYNISTIC GOAT 🐐 FUCKING PERVERT
YALL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE...

chorus

He's a goat 🐐 fucker he's ok
never had a women an never bin drunk

He wants to be a camel driver just like his dear pah 'pa
dress up in womens clothing...suspenders and a bra

Ohhhhh  .....

repeat till fade......



the fuck am I on about.       🐕x

To the left.....them were the days when ya could leave the kids outside  a shop in the town center.

Probably Guy G ........or Ben...............would explain a lot like......just sayin🐕x

What type of dog would you be walking down an alllway........🤔 hmm OK

What breed of dog would you be wanking down a allyway....

Won't of been a Shi Tzu........very particular🐕x

Hmmmm,tricky one that like,I dunno,I dunno,probably coming down on the side of........................

DON'T YA JUST HATE THAT............when people say coming down on the side of.........FUCK OFF YOU PRETENTIOUS TWATS.....

Ya from Berwick hills.....just like moi.........Shabba  n'that  😎x

If yer ma mam couldn't knock Fury or Wilder out.......you'd be gutted.


One bat......Gerrup there..

Nails our mam like 👍x

Toraq Wyngard,...........Howay TM,I've always said believing the impossible is possible......but......think ya taking the piss now

🤔 or.......could I be wrong..... 😁😁😁x

Think it was Carl Froch who said after the fight 'don't try box him,fight him,suppose it's easy to say after the event...but......

Can't imagine for the life of me what AJ would do to any fucker if he just went for it.......

Well, I could actually 😎

Josh in 4  next time  😚x

As usual...no fucker invited me to this party.........

Who is it,and what's the crack.....🤔x

Watch it again in slo mo,

Foul.....no...

What happened next.......red.

That's it for now.😎x

Badges,I don't need your stinking badges.....
erm......haven't we done this one before before...

🤔😁x