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« on: February 01, 2007, 11:56:58 AM »

Ecstasy can effect your memory.
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« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2007, 11:57:48 AM »

if i could remember taking any, i would seriously be worried about that statistic.
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« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2007, 11:59:34 AM »

Why didn't anyone tell me this before?
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« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2007, 12:02:49 PM »

Bollox - someone would have mentioned before if there was any link bet...what are we talking about?

Oh yeah, I've got all their albums, but only on vinyl.
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« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2007, 12:05:42 PM »

Bob Holness in a south african radio version
And some yank fella but Bond was American and doesn't count
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« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2007, 12:06:46 PM »

About half past four.
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« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2007, 12:08:33 PM »

who did?
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« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2007, 12:09:16 PM »

And Elton Welsby said "wanna biscuit, gimme biscuit" and we all laughed.
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« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2007, 12:10:05 PM »

Kiss me Hardy.
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« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2007, 12:21:43 PM »

So, anyway I changed the decimal point and realised that I'd found a cure for cancer.

Which was nice
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« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2007, 12:23:13 PM »

Johnny Cash or Bruce Springsteen I suppose.
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« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2007, 12:24:45 PM »

Mondays definitely mondays or possibly six abd a half, either way the kitten's getting fucked.
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« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2007, 12:26:30 PM »

You're really asking two questions there. The first one takes me back to the summer of 1937 not long after the old king had died...
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« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2007, 12:27:47 PM »

Of course, I was very very drunk.
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« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2007, 12:29:07 PM »

Dame Fortune doesn't shop at Tesco's if anything she'll go to Marks and Spencers.
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« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2007, 12:30:52 PM »

It's not how much really, it's how far.
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« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2007, 12:31:38 PM »

Peach slices, my arse.
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« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2007, 12:34:33 PM »

Like I said to Rutherford only the other day: Protons be buggered
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« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2007, 12:36:43 PM »

A big red arse and no fingers.
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« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2007, 12:40:13 PM »

Not with these legs.
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« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2007, 01:07:19 PM »

My grandmother had one, you know. When she was a girl. But they had to have it put down.
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« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2007, 01:09:34 PM »

It's a funny story. Well, it's not so much funny as it is long
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« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2007, 01:16:09 PM »

that gorilla suit really chaffed my arse
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« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2007, 01:21:30 PM »

that's why I'll never dress up as a Monk again.
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« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2007, 01:25:12 PM »

speed kills

and ecstacy can affect your short term memory
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« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2007, 01:25:58 PM »

you have really lovley hair, you do yerknow
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« Reply #26 on: February 01, 2007, 01:26:22 PM »

Ron you daft cunt, that was the flying potion with the rohypnol in. The one for Hermione. Ron? Ron? RON?

Aah well in for a penny in for a galleon.
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« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2007, 01:27:03 PM »

I'm going to steal it for my signature
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« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2007, 01:28:34 PM »

Not on my watch.
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« Reply #29 on: February 01, 2007, 01:30:37 PM »

Not on my watch.

Fucking hell Mickey I nearly did that one, call Rod Serling.
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« Reply #30 on: February 01, 2007, 01:33:19 PM »

Not on my watch.

Fucking hell Mickey I nearly did that one, call Rod Serling.

Spooky.
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« Reply #31 on: February 01, 2007, 01:33:54 PM »

Not on my watch
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« Reply #32 on: February 01, 2007, 01:34:22 PM »

it was the 6th pill that did it
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« Reply #33 on: February 01, 2007, 01:35:07 PM »

Not on my crotch.
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« Reply #34 on: February 01, 2007, 01:35:14 PM »

Whatever you do, don't look behind you.
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« Reply #35 on: February 01, 2007, 01:38:19 PM »

Turnaround, every now and then I get a
little bit lonely and you're never coming around
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit restless and I dream of something wild
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit angry and I know I've got to get out and cry
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you'll only hold me tight
We'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right
Cause we'll never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart

Turnaround bright eyes
Turnaround bright eyes
Turnaround, every now and then I know
you'll never be the boy you always you wanted to be
Turnaround, every now and then I know
you'll always be the only boy who wanted me the way that I am
Turnaround, every now and then I know
there's no one in the universe as magical and wonderous as you
Turnaround, every now and then I know
there's nothing any better and there's nothing I just wouldn't do
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you'll only hold me tight
We'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right
Cause we'll never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart
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« Reply #36 on: February 01, 2007, 01:39:06 PM »

This might smart a little.
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« Reply #37 on: February 01, 2007, 01:39:55 PM »

it's 616 NOT 666 everyone misinterprets the bible on this regard
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« Reply #38 on: February 01, 2007, 01:40:48 PM »

the blue wire, not the red, but the blue
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« Reply #39 on: February 01, 2007, 01:43:54 PM »

They checked my waterworks and everything came back okay

The aspidistra died
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« Reply #40 on: February 01, 2007, 01:44:31 PM »

Chooch? You, Fancy and Spook get the cocaine to the triads, Benny, Brains- you bury Dibble.
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« Reply #41 on: February 01, 2007, 01:46:14 PM »

He was never the same after that. Yes dear. Very sad.
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« Reply #42 on: February 01, 2007, 01:47:08 PM »

The cheese was at the top all the time.  I still had to tell mother.
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« Reply #43 on: February 01, 2007, 01:47:22 PM »

Yes it looks pretty spacious now, but try sharing it with a puma.
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« Reply #44 on: February 01, 2007, 01:48:29 PM »

If only it was last Tuesday again, none of these dwarves would have been harmed.
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« Reply #45 on: February 01, 2007, 01:50:09 PM »

It keeps me awake at night. I never sleep. Not since your father.
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« Reply #46 on: February 01, 2007, 01:51:16 PM »

Damn you, don't pull it squeeze it.
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« Reply #47 on: February 01, 2007, 01:53:35 PM »

Yes, I remember. Threepence it was. Of course, you couldn't do much on account of the black-out.
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« Reply #48 on: February 01, 2007, 01:55:19 PM »

Of course you couldn't forget it was there, flapping around in the wind like that. Still better than a wooden one.
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« Reply #49 on: February 01, 2007, 01:56:02 PM »

Tweve sharks? But I only came in for a poo.
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