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« on: November 23, 2012, 09:07:45 PM »

HarryVegas Posted on 23/11/2012 19:47
To whichever CoB XXXXXX is using my work email address   
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You no doubt read this place too. As a result of my work email being repeatedly displayed on your favourite site and several idiots encouraging each other to misuse it, you have decided to do so. I'm sure you were very pleased with your comic genius when deciding to order a stannah stairlift, fraudulently using my contact details, as well as the other stuff you sent off 'on my behalf'.

I have been in touch with stannah, who are being very helpful, as is Steve Goldby. Stannah have encouraged me to report it to the police and have promised to hand over your ip address as part of a criminal investigation.

Thing is, I'd really rather not go through the rigmarole of doing all this. One more occasion though and the gentleman from stannah will be handing it over to HMs best and Steve Goldby will be trawling his site for a match.

You have been warned.
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« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2012, 09:09:06 PM »

FFS  monkey
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« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2012, 09:09:38 PM »

It's fucking beaut isn't it Rids.


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« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2012, 09:11:02 PM »

Which model did he order?
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« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2012, 09:11:53 PM »

dunno but it'd have to be a strong one monkey
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« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2012, 09:12:21 PM »

HarryVegas Posted on 23/11/2012 19:47
To whichever CoB XXXXXX is using my work email address   
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You no doubt read this place too. As a result of my work email being repeatedly displayed on your favourite site and several idiots encouraging each other to misuse it, you have decided to do so. I'm sure you were very pleased with your comic genius when deciding to order a stannah stairlift, fraudulently using my contact details, as well as the other stuff you sent off 'on my behalf'.

I have been in touch with stannah, who are being very helpful, as is Steve Goldby. Stannah have encouraged me to report it to the police and have promised to hand over your ip address as part of a criminal investigation.

Thing is, I'd really rather not go through the rigmarole of doing all this. One more occasion though and the gentleman from stannah will be handing it over to HMs best and Steve Goldby will be trawling his site for a match.

You have been warned.

Message board GOLD!
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« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2012, 09:12:36 PM »

Surely capio would have got him a better deal
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« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2012, 09:14:52 PM »

He could organise his own Health and Safety course before using the stairlift.
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« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2012, 09:15:18 PM »

"Hello is that the police ? Somebody has ordered me a stanah stairlift"
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« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2012, 09:15:47 PM »

"Hello is that the police ? Somebody has ordered me a stanah stairlift"

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« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2012, 09:17:36 PM »

Cunt's upset because he lives in a bungalow.
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« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2012, 09:18:16 PM »

"Hello is that the police ? Somebody has ordered me a stanah stairlift"

 
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« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2012, 09:19:08 PM »

"Hello is that the police ? Somebody has ordered me a stanah stairlift"



funniest thing i've read on here for a very long time.
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« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2012, 09:19:59 PM »

FFS!

Threatening to waste the Police's time
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« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2012, 09:20:37 PM »

I shouldn't laugh, but couldn't happen to a bigger chunt.
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« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2012, 09:21:27 PM »

Cunt's upset because he lives in a bungalow.

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« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2012, 09:22:02 PM »

Vegas practising his lines.


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« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2012, 09:22:48 PM »

that should be a very new smilie Ridders monkey
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« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2012, 09:27:04 PM »

I mean the whole family would have enjoyed it!


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« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2012, 09:27:48 PM »

Rodders will fuckin love it when he reads this 
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« Reply #20 on: November 23, 2012, 09:30:39 PM »

"Hello is that the police ? Somebody has ordered me a stanah stairlift"




Fucking brilliant
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« Reply #21 on: November 23, 2012, 09:31:39 PM »

He's not sure what to do with the five thousand colostomy bags that turned up either.
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« Reply #22 on: November 23, 2012, 09:34:40 PM »

"Hello is that the police ? Somebody has ordered me a stanah stairlift"

I swear I haven't been able to post through laughing. Utter fucking genius. I'm still howling

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« Reply #23 on: November 23, 2012, 09:36:53 PM »

I cannot fucking wait for the next edition of Crime Watch.   monkey

"So Harry, when did you first realise that someone had ordered you a stairlift?"


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« Reply #24 on: November 23, 2012, 09:37:04 PM »

I really have zero sympathy for him, he was celebrating far more serious issues earlier.
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« Reply #25 on: November 23, 2012, 09:37:33 PM »

Brilliant
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« Reply #26 on: November 23, 2012, 09:44:11 PM »

You can even get them in your favourite team colours!


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« Reply #27 on: November 23, 2012, 09:47:14 PM »

Not a lot of sympathy over there either...   monkey


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« Reply #28 on: November 23, 2012, 11:34:48 PM »

Fraud in the stairlift industry is taken very seriously

http://www.countryhomeelevator.com/avoiding-stairlift-scams

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« Reply #29 on: November 23, 2012, 11:41:00 PM »

"Hello is that the police ? Somebody has ordered me a stanah stairlift"
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« Reply #30 on: November 23, 2012, 11:55:15 PM »

harry the arsewipe deserves everything he gets.

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« Reply #31 on: November 24, 2012, 12:00:43 AM »

exhibit A, m'lud.

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« Reply #32 on: November 24, 2012, 12:06:11 AM »

The police area commander has chaired a meeting over this and raised it to the highest level.
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« Reply #36 on: November 24, 2012, 12:54:11 AM »

I cannot fucking wait for the next edition of Crime Watch.   monkey

"So Harry, when did you first realise that someone had ordered you a stairlift?"



*spits tea out* hahahaha, quality!

Am I missing something though, I'd have thought if he posted on fmttm about it, there would be a similar post on here, but unless i'm being thick I can't see one?

I seem to remember a thread involving Stannah Stairlifts recently was that when it was done? top banana, funny as fuck lads!  charles

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« Reply #37 on: November 24, 2012, 03:09:03 AM »



Superb! rava jc
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« Reply #38 on: November 24, 2012, 03:20:32 AM »

Dwarf, you are a legend  :beer:
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Brilliant!  charles  jc  :beer:
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« Reply #40 on: November 24, 2012, 08:40:26 AM »

Well I was dealing with this privately and I'm not sure why Harry wrote the above and why the whole thing has gone public?   

 
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« Reply #41 on: November 24, 2012, 08:43:57 AM »




Very funny. The bloke seems a little obsessed and paranoid with this board.

 
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« Reply #43 on: November 25, 2012, 03:15:14 AM »

Sorry, I had to join in a little

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« Reply #44 on: November 25, 2012, 04:14:59 AM »

Well I was dealing with this privately and I'm not sure why Harry wrote the above and why the whole thing has gone public?   

 

Because it taints us at the bad guys and them as the good guys.
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« Reply #45 on: November 25, 2012, 08:49:50 AM »

Sorry, I had to join in a little



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« Reply #46 on: November 25, 2012, 10:01:02 AM »

 



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« Reply #47 on: November 25, 2012, 10:35:40 AM »

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« Reply #48 on: November 25, 2012, 10:52:45 AM »

"Hello is that the police ? Somebody has ordered me a stanah stairlift"

 
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