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« on: August 07, 2006, 09:54:38 AM »

Who has a dubious bodily smell and is wearing a vest that exposes his armpits? Plus I dont feel too great either :-(
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Die Spur ist frisch und auf die Brücke
tropft dein Schweiß dein warmes Blut
ich seh dich nicht
ich riech dich nur ich spüre Dich
ein Raubtier das vor Hunger schreit
wittere ich dich meilenweit

Du riechst so gut
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« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2006, 09:56:47 AM »

Where are you right now?
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« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2006, 09:58:05 AM »

Where are you right now?

With his Probation Officer.
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« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2006, 09:59:29 AM »

In an internet cafe in Kln. I fucked up and thought my flight was two hours earlier than it was. So I have three hours in Kln to kill but my bag is too heavy to cart around with me so I am just going to stay in the vicinity of the station and cathedral. You got back okay?

Ooh great he has just lit another one. I think hes Spanish. And now hes clicking his knuckles! It just couldnt get any worse.
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Die Spur ist frisch und auf die Brücke
tropft dein Schweiß dein warmes Blut
ich seh dich nicht
ich riech dich nur ich spüre Dich
ein Raubtier das vor Hunger schreit
wittere ich dich meilenweit

Du riechst so gut
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« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2006, 10:01:12 AM »

He could come over to you and start touching you...  diego monkey
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« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2006, 10:02:34 AM »

He could come over to you and start touching you... diego monkey

Thats quite enough of that whoopsee talk
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« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2006, 10:05:12 AM »

He could come over to you and start touching you... diego monkey

Thats quite enough of that whoopsee talk

To be fair if he did it would be somewhat of a relief. Hes on MSN so he could be here for hours.
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Die Spur ist frisch und auf die Brücke
tropft dein Schweiß dein warmes Blut
ich seh dich nicht
ich riech dich nur ich spüre Dich
ein Raubtier das vor Hunger schreit
wittere ich dich meilenweit

Du riechst so gut
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« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2006, 10:07:59 AM »

Who has a dubious bodily smell and is wearing a vest that exposes his armpits? Plus I dont feel too great either :-(


SINCE YOU'VE BEEN ON THE NEW BOARD YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT COMPLAIN!!! souey souey rava
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« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2006, 10:11:01 AM »

Who has a dubious bodily smell and is wearing a vest that exposes his armpits? Plus I dont feel too great either :-(


SINCE YOU'VE BEEN ON THE NEW BOARD YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT COMPLAIN!!! souey souey rava

Well if you got up at 6am thinking your flight was two hours earlier than it actually was and then was sat next to a chain smoking sweaty Spaniard whilst you feel very ill which was only compounded by scrolling text then what would you be like?

Do you want me to scroll that for you?  monkey
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Die Spur ist frisch und auf die Brücke
tropft dein Schweiß dein warmes Blut
ich seh dich nicht
ich riech dich nur ich spüre Dich
ein Raubtier das vor Hunger schreit
wittere ich dich meilenweit

Du riechst so gut
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« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2006, 10:12:57 AM »

Who has a dubious bodily smell and is wearing a vest that exposes his armpits? Plus I dont feel too great either :-(

I honestly thought you were back home sat next to Steve.
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« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2006, 10:13:25 AM »

Who has a dubious bodily smell and is wearing a vest that exposes his armpits? Plus I dont feel too great either :-(


SINCE YOU'VE BEEN ON THE NEW BOARD YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT COMPLAIN!!! souey souey rava

Well if you got up at 6am thinking your flight was two hours earlier than it actually was and then was sat next to a chain smoking sweaty Spaniard whilst you feel very ill which was only compounded by scrolling text then what would you be like?

Do you want me to scroll that for you? monkey

Now thanks! I hate reading that!
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« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2006, 10:13:49 AM »

Who has a dubious bodily smell and is wearing a vest that exposes his armpits? Plus I dont feel too great either :-(

I honestly thought you back home sat next to Steve.

No but thats later in the week. I think Ill moan about that too given half the chance.
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Die Spur ist frisch und auf die Brücke
tropft dein Schweiß dein warmes Blut
ich seh dich nicht
ich riech dich nur ich spüre Dich
ein Raubtier das vor Hunger schreit
wittere ich dich meilenweit

Du riechst so gut
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« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2006, 10:14:15 AM »

Well if you got up at 6am thinking your flight was two hours earlier than it actually was and then was sat next to a chain smoking sweaty Spaniard whilst you feel very ill which was only compounded by scrolling text then what would you be like?
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« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2006, 10:16:27 AM »

Well if you got up at 6am thinking your flight was two hours earlier than it actually was and then was sat next to a chain smoking sweaty Spaniard whilst you feel very ill which was only compounded by scrolling text then what would you be like?

I just click the quote button now, its all there without the damn scrolling. Its just quicker to read.
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Die Spur ist frisch und auf die Brücke
tropft dein Schweiß dein warmes Blut
ich seh dich nicht
ich riech dich nur ich spüre Dich
ein Raubtier das vor Hunger schreit
wittere ich dich meilenweit

Du riechst so gut
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« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2006, 10:19:56 AM »

AND NOW HES BLOWING HIS SMOKE ON TO ME!!!
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Die Spur ist frisch und auf die Brücke
tropft dein Schweiß dein warmes Blut
ich seh dich nicht
ich riech dich nur ich spüre Dich
ein Raubtier das vor Hunger schreit
wittere ich dich meilenweit

Du riechst so gut
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« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2006, 10:20:38 AM »

Well if you got up at 6am thinking your flight was two hours earlier than it actually was and then was sat next to a chain smoking sweaty Spaniard whilst you feel very ill which was only compounded by scrolling text then what would you be like?

I just click the quote button now, its all there without the damn scrolling. Its just quicker to read.



AND I BET IT's GOOD FOR YOUR SENSITIVE EYES!!!
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Scotch Git
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« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2006, 10:20:55 AM »

Fuckin Ave Im
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Stunt Face
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« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2006, 10:21:31 AM »

AND NOW HES BLOWING HIS SMOKE ON TO ME!!!

WELL HE DOESNT WANT IT AROUND HIM! IT'S HARMFUL YOU KNOW!
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« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2006, 10:21:59 AM »

Fuckin Ave Im

Im bloody close to it I can tell you.
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Die Spur ist frisch und auf die Brücke
tropft dein Schweiß dein warmes Blut
ich seh dich nicht
ich riech dich nur ich spüre Dich
ein Raubtier das vor Hunger schreit
wittere ich dich meilenweit

Du riechst so gut
Stunt Face
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« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2006, 10:26:18 AM »

Fuckin Ave Im

Im bloody close to it I can tell you.


Sure you are! mcl
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Scotch Git
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« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2006, 10:28:26 AM »

Hit him with your  manbag
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packwolf

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« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2006, 10:30:22 AM »

Hit him with your manbag

My  manbag weighs 11.1kg so if I hit him over the head with it then itd kill him. Which is a thought. But as hes chain smoking hes doing that to himself anyway. Why he has to affect me with it too God only knows.
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Die Spur ist frisch und auf die Brücke
tropft dein Schweiß dein warmes Blut
ich seh dich nicht
ich riech dich nur ich spüre Dich
ein Raubtier das vor Hunger schreit
wittere ich dich meilenweit

Du riechst so gut
BoroG
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« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2006, 11:15:40 AM »

Gay sex??
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Scotch Git
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« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2006, 11:16:48 AM »

Another one bites the dust
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