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madman
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« on: August 11, 2010, 03:02:50 PM »

....Its the 'Ammers'n'Deeno laugh in. 

Be here y'all. Yer hear?

All contributions welcomed.  klins souey
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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2010, 03:17:19 PM »

....Its the 'Ammers'n'Deeno bum olympiad. 

Be here y'all. Yer hear?

All contributions welcomed.  klins souey

Fixed :basil:
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madman
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« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2010, 03:31:45 PM »

Be there Wibbly...or else.  :bear:
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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2010, 02:45:39 PM »

Ay oop.

Beer wagon's just pulled up.

'Too early, mate. The Amazon Deeno Show starts at 9 tonite.'  klins
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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2010, 02:53:19 PM »

just like the good old days on MSN  monkey

 :beer:  :beer:  :beer:

fridge stocked .......check
snacks sorted........check
friends ..................    souey  cry

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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2010, 03:04:56 PM »

saddoes souey
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« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2010, 03:07:40 PM »

....Its the 'Ammers'n'Deeno laugh in. 

Be here y'all. Yer hear?

All contributions welcomed.  klins souey

I'll chuck in 2 quid.
All for a  good cause eh
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« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2010, 03:09:30 PM »

saddoes souey
if you ain't going out why don't you join us, tell TS to bring the wine  :beer:
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« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2010, 03:17:11 PM »

I need some 'manly' advice on a thorny topic  from Amazon Deeno but I cant tell you till Ive 'ad a drink.

Will contact at 9 pm tonight. 
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« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2010, 03:19:24 PM »

I need some 'manly' advice on a thorny topic  from Amazon Deeno but I cant tell you till Ive 'ad a drink.

Will contact at 9 pm tonight. 

He's after a bumm fiddlin Steve mate, don't let him in !!!
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« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2010, 03:38:15 PM »

I need some 'manly' advice on a thorny topic  from Amazon Deeno but I cant tell you till Ive 'ad a drink.

Will contact at 9 pm tonight. 

He's after a bumm fiddlin Steve mate, don't let him in !!!

How rude!! 
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« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2010, 05:59:22 PM »

Just how pissed will you be? I find it hard to understand you two when your sober. Mind you by then I will be well on my way myself and I'm guessing that will help. If our lass falls asleep again watching CSI/NCIS/L&O SVU I might indulge in some voyeurism
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« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2010, 06:27:02 PM »

Just how pissed will you be? I find it hard to understand you two when your sober. Mind you by then I will be well on my way myself and I'm guessing that will help. If our lass falls asleep again watching CSI/NCIS/L&O SVU I might indulge in some voyeurism
your welcome mate  :beer:  :beer:
i think a lot of your not understanding about the bollox we talk is from years ago wen others who are sadly no longer with us or just not around any more to post the same shite we do and once used to on the old MSN but if your as daft as we are you will pick it up as we go along  jc 
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« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2010, 07:13:53 PM »

Just how pissed will you be? I find it hard to understand you two when your sober. Mind you by then I will be well on my way myself and I'm guessing that will help. If our lass falls asleep again watching CSI/NCIS/L&O SVU I might indulge in some voyeurism

Look forward to your participation, Stumpy. I can't understand 'ammer or Deeno but that don't stop me.

 I'm starting  me first drink (bottle of wine) at 8pm so should be in full flow by 9pm.

See ya there.  mcl
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« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2010, 07:15:34 PM »

av got three bottles of hobgoblin and 6 largers in the fridge
chillin for a thrillin  :beer: 
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« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2010, 07:16:58 PM »

av got three bottles of hobgoblin and 6 largers in the fridge
chillin for a thrillin  :beer: 

What time you starting on it?  klins
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« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2010, 07:23:33 PM »

about an 'our ago :beer:
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« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2010, 07:28:12 PM »

about an 'our ago :beer:
haha 
am just waiting for a fone call and i'll be supping a slow beer
about an hour ish  klins
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« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2010, 07:30:12 PM »

about an 'our ago :beer:
haha 
am just waiting for a fone call and i'll be supping a slow beer
about an hour ish  klins

Looks like we'll be one short.


'Ammer will be well gone by 9...




















 Southern Pansy.  lost
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« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2010, 07:32:19 PM »

don't worry about that cousin, I'm well 'ard 
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« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2010, 07:33:50 PM »

don't worry about that cousin, I'm well 'ard 

Like 'im 'ere  :woof:
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« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2010, 07:39:21 PM »

Right. Who's having what?

Im starting with a bottle of Rose, then I've got some nasty white Ive got left over.

 I dont really want but its rude to throw it out when people are going  thirsty all over the world.

Starting any second....


















....now.  jc
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« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2010, 07:46:30 PM »

I'm 'aving sumfing well shakin not stirred, wiv a dash of lemon
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« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2010, 07:47:51 PM »

I'm 'aving sumfing well shakin not stirred, wiv a dash of lemon

Right...



 Is it lime?
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« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2010, 07:49:50 PM »

yes it is, oh btw, you spelt 'time' wrong
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« Reply #25 on: August 13, 2010, 08:01:07 PM »

ok phone call sorted
now i need a drink or 12
fuck me thats expencive  souey
no wonder im fucking deppresed  cry
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« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2010, 08:07:03 PM »

ok phone call sorted
now i need a drink or 12
fuck me thats expencive  souey
no wonder im fucking deppresed  cry
oi  deeno give Madders me number
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« Reply #27 on: August 13, 2010, 08:09:34 PM »

ok phone call sorted
now i need a drink or 12
fuck me thats expencive  souey
no wonder im fucking deppresed  cry
oi  deeno give Madders me number
he dont have one (mobile that is )
and i dont have his number 
he dosent like  21st cetury tech   monkey
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« Reply #28 on: August 13, 2010, 08:14:21 PM »

Right yer fuckers.

 Next Friday I am going to Glenridding in the lakes. I will be with 18 fellas. We are staying in a bunk house for 3 days and doing long walks and orienteering before we come back for the quizzes I have prepared and the singalong sesh I have organised,.

 I know only 2 of the blokes.  Bearing in mind that leaves 16 strangers and one in eight gadgies is thought to be Auntie May how should I dress for the occasion. (I am not gay by the way).

 
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« Reply #29 on: August 13, 2010, 08:18:37 PM »

sounds like a piss up at QPR last year
loads of people there i only met three of them before hand all weiredo's  klins

nowt to worry bout as there probably in the same boat as you as in
first day at work thinking fuck me wot have i let myself in for sort of thing 
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« Reply #30 on: August 13, 2010, 08:38:03 PM »

So, having done the quizzes I was asked to take me guitar and do songsheets for the lads. Bearing in mind the youngest is 42, here's what we will be singing.

Forever Young. charles   Hurt(Johnny Cash),   Halfway to Paradise,   Drift Away (Dobie Gray), 

Always on My Mind,   Things (Bobby Darin)   Me and Bobby McGee   Annie's Song    Angels   

American Trilogy   Ruby Tuesday   Heartbreak Hotel   Flying without wings   The Dance (Garth Brooks)

Cant stop Loving you (Leo Sayer)  Green Fields of France (Fureys)    American Pie    Crazy


PLUS. 3 dirty songs and 3 Boro songs.

What have I missed that would be good?
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« Reply #31 on: August 13, 2010, 08:43:29 PM »

am guna google/uchube them and get back to you ok 

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« Reply #32 on: August 13, 2010, 08:46:47 PM »

Pigbag

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« Reply #33 on: August 13, 2010, 08:48:41 PM »

So, having done the quizzes I was asked to take me guitar and do songsheets for the lads. Bearing in mind the youngest is 42, here's what we will be singing.

Forever Young. charles   Hurt(Johnny Cash),   Halfway to Paradise,   Drift Away (Dobie Gray), 

Always on My Mind,   Things (Bobby Darin)   Me and Bobby McGee   Annie's Song    Angels   

American Trilogy   Ruby Tuesday   Heartbreak Hotel   Flying without wings   The Dance (Garth Brooks)

Cant stop Loving you (Leo Sayer)  Green Fields of France (Fureys)    American Pie    Crazy


PLUS. 3 dirty songs and 3 Boro songs.

What have I missed that would be good?
just cos your'e out in the country, no need ta sing country, I would tho, gis a swig of ya baileys
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« Reply #34 on: August 13, 2010, 08:58:30 PM »

 avenues and allyways   tony christie

erm i cant think of any others right now let me ponder on it
with a few of these  :beer:

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« Reply #35 on: August 13, 2010, 08:58:51 PM »

Pigbag

 klins

Me and the band I was with did a rap version of Pigbag. Professionally recorded at Riverside Studios. Sent it to Me Mark Beige. Never heard another thing.

Hey man Im a Boro fan and I live at the rIverside,
Seen a lot of heartache had a lot of heartbreak
But I took it all in my stride
Gonna make some noise with the backstreet boys  
Gonna holler and shout and sing
 
If I start to flag better play Pigabag
Come on now let me hear that thing....Der der der der derdedederder.  
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« Reply #36 on: August 13, 2010, 09:03:40 PM »

I've worked my cunt off today and whats that cunt Adam cooked me? fuckin lamb fuckin burgers, the cunt
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« Reply #37 on: August 13, 2010, 09:08:00 PM »

What you up to tomorrow Frank?



By the way ,  Dont forget to watch me in September telling Chris Tarrant to wash his mouth out for asking me if I was a Geordie.

Actually I like Geordies - but not in a football sense. Know what I mean bruv?
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« Reply #38 on: August 13, 2010, 09:12:13 PM »

avenues and allyways   tony christie

erm i cant think of any others right now let me ponder on it
with a few of these  :beer:



Right Deeno.

You are allowed one song at Madders Karaoke. What'll it be....(better be fucking good or I aint got that one)  charles
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« Reply #39 on: August 13, 2010, 09:12:45 PM »

What you up to tomorrow Frank?



By the way ,  Dont forget to watch me in September telling Chris Tarrant to wash his mouth out for asking me if I was a Geordie.

Actually I like Geordies - but not in a football sense. Know what I mean bruv?
been to 2 wemberly finals wiv spurs if that helps, picking family up from Hertford out for Daughters engagement,  jc
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« Reply #40 on: August 13, 2010, 09:14:27 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXwMKdSzPac&feature=related

one of my favorites  mcl
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« Reply #41 on: August 13, 2010, 09:16:35 PM »


Fucking bus driver shite. 
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« Reply #42 on: August 13, 2010, 09:17:34 PM »

haha sorry mate brought up with it
him and ole blue eyes   monkey
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« Reply #43 on: August 13, 2010, 09:19:09 PM »

reminds me of our Wendy
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« Reply #44 on: August 13, 2010, 09:19:26 PM »

Ammer/

You are allowed one song at Madders Karaoke.

No bus driver shite  (fuckin' Deeno), no Chas and Dave and no knees up singalongaMax crap.

What is to be, twat?
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« Reply #45 on: August 13, 2010, 09:22:05 PM »


Seriously Deeno. Me missus (who just luvs the banter you and daftammer give out) adores Sinatra. I just dont get him at all. She reckons I know fuck all about music.

I actually like that Matt Monro song but its not in me top 100,000
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« Reply #46 on: August 13, 2010, 09:23:31 PM »

cash, ring of fire
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« Reply #47 on: August 13, 2010, 09:23:42 PM »

reminds me of our Wendy

i miss her so fucking much   souey
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« Reply #48 on: August 13, 2010, 09:26:46 PM »

cash, ring of fire
 

Would you sing it Frank?

I am quite surprised genuinely at just how many fells aI know love Johnny Cash.

As I said I have just learned that song Hurt , however
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« Reply #49 on: August 13, 2010, 09:27:29 PM »

reminds me of our Wendy

i miss her so fucking much   souey
 

For the good times.   :beer:
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