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Stunt Face
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« Reply #100 on: August 11, 2006, 09:20:24 AM »

ME! monkey monkey :bc: :bc: :otter: :otter:
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« Reply #101 on: August 11, 2006, 09:25:13 AM »

Hey Guts my team Waikato is leading 26 - 14 (Half time) over the New Zealand champions Canterbury!!

Yay for me!!!!!

COM'N BOYS YOU CAN DO IT!!! ONLY 40MIN LEFT!!!
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« Reply #102 on: August 11, 2006, 09:36:23 AM »

anyone who wants to know what i look like
 the real me!!


 klins klins klins klins klins mcl
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« Reply #103 on: August 11, 2006, 09:55:24 AM »

Hey Guts my team Waikato is leading 26 - 14 (Half time) over the New Zealand champions Canterbury!!

Yay for me!!!!!

COM'N BOYS YOU CAN DO IT!!! ONLY 40MIN LEFT!!!

Sounds good.
Have fun.
 jc
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« Reply #104 on: August 11, 2006, 10:32:48 AM »

anyone who wants to know what i look like
 the real me!!


WHY DO YOU HAVE NO EARS DEENO? klins
it was taken after our lass had chewed them off as per usual klins
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« Reply #105 on: August 11, 2006, 10:36:49 AM »

it all seems to have gone breasts uppermost !!

just a thought sherras
did you open a new msn account  ?
 mite be why its empty just thinking out loud 
if so just login your old account
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« Reply #106 on: August 11, 2006, 11:58:08 AM »

anyone who wants to know what i look like
 the real me!!


 klins klins klins klins klins mcl
i was pissed ok  monkey
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« Reply #107 on: August 11, 2006, 11:59:18 AM »

anyone who wants to know what i look like
 the real me!!


 klins klins klins klins klins mcl
i was pissed ok  monkey

It's not a sin to be pissed you know. Food's for the body and alcohol for the mind!  jc
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« Reply #108 on: August 11, 2006, 12:02:39 PM »

anyone who wants to know what i look like
 the real me!!


 klins klins klins klins klins mcl
i was pissed ok  monkey

It's not a sin to be pissed you know. Food's for the body and alcohol for the mind!  jc
my mind is ca putt as for my body
well just waiting for a recall from its maker
too much food and alcohol
make you fat and ermm.........
something ( scratch,s head)......
forget things
WHAT ? lost klins
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« Reply #109 on: August 11, 2006, 12:16:12 PM »

Not to worry. A former German alcoholic said that sorrows can swim, no need to drown them in alcohol. But when constantly pissed you forget about them.
He's dead now though...  klins
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« Reply #110 on: August 11, 2006, 03:57:50 PM »

Wher is he, wher has he gone...





Ahhh, there you go: 
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« Reply #111 on: August 11, 2006, 04:30:21 PM »

Waikato 36 Canterbury 22 :pope: :bc: :bc: :bc: :bc: :bc:
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« Reply #112 on: August 11, 2006, 04:31:21 PM »

Did you have another gig?
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« Reply #113 on: August 11, 2006, 04:34:31 PM »

Please tell me what a good boy I am Guts!!!

Because I feel like a dick head!!!

A really hot chick was coming on to me all night tonight, and I was acting not too interested and when she found out that I have a missus and kids she came up to me and said, "well I'm going to Aussie in 3 weeks and I just want a 1 nighter.....can I suck your cock?"

I said said that if I was single yes, but no!

And my band gave me absolute arseholes, becausde she wont be in the country in 3 weeks so I probably wont get caught, but I just felt like I shouldnt.

tell me I was good!!! lost monkey
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« Reply #114 on: August 11, 2006, 04:37:23 PM »

Fuck every one gave me shit.


Just because they're all bloody single!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #115 on: August 11, 2006, 04:48:18 PM »

Sorry I'm pissed Good night!!! jc
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« Reply #116 on: August 11, 2006, 04:57:28 PM »

Yes, you did right.














*What the fuck did he do? I won't believe it. She wanted to suck his cock and he wouldn't let her. She'll be out of the country for three weeks. And he still didn't let her suck his cock. I won't believe it. Nonononononono, tssss*
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« Reply #117 on: August 11, 2006, 04:58:05 PM »

Good night!  jc
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« Reply #118 on: August 11, 2006, 05:36:01 PM »

Please tell me what a good boy I am Guts!!!

Because I feel like a dick head!!!

A really hot chick was coming on to me all night tonight, and I was acting not too interested and when she found out that I have a missus and kids she came up to me and said, "well I'm going to Aussie in 3 weeks and I just want a 1 nighter.....can I suck your cock?"

I said said that if I was single yes, but no!

And my band gave me absolute arseholes, becausde she wont be in the country in 3 weeks so I probably wont get caught, but I just felt like I shouldnt.

tell me I was good!!! lost monkey

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« Reply #119 on: August 11, 2006, 05:44:41 PM »

I still don't get it...  rava
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« Reply #120 on: August 11, 2006, 07:46:38 PM »

I'm bored  oleary
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« Reply #121 on: August 11, 2006, 07:53:04 PM »

What can I do for you?
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« Reply #122 on: August 11, 2006, 07:54:49 PM »

What can I do for you?

Dance!  :basil:
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« Reply #123 on: August 11, 2006, 08:03:07 PM »

Erm...ok...
Slow and... or do you want to have a laugh?
BTW: I'm only wearing shorts at the moment...  mick monkey
Just kidding.
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« Reply #124 on: August 12, 2006, 01:31:21 AM »

Damn me for sharing that story!!

abit pissed!!

now it's morning and I am sober, I made a good choice! jc

who knows it may have just been the beer goggles that made her look hot. I'm sure I'll get more shit tonight. Playing at the same place.
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« Reply #125 on: August 12, 2006, 05:28:06 PM »

 
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« Reply #126 on: August 13, 2006, 12:10:41 AM »

Well...what happened?  monkey
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« Reply #127 on: August 13, 2006, 01:21:23 AM »

Well...what happened? monkey

Yeah my mates gave me a little more shit about it last night, but not too bad. I thought it would have been worse.
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« Reply #128 on: August 13, 2006, 01:25:22 AM »

for marktheborofan fan and sherras the msn is open


come on down !!!!!!

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« Reply #129 on: August 13, 2006, 01:37:56 AM »

for marktheborofan fan and sherras the msn is open


come on down !!!!!!


lost all contacts switching over you'll have to send me e-mail !!
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« Reply #130 on: August 13, 2006, 01:40:41 AM »

so where are you then my lord ?
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« Reply #131 on: August 13, 2006, 03:14:40 AM »

Still here !!
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« Reply #132 on: August 13, 2006, 06:55:48 AM »

Oh shit. I had a headache when I went to bed. I have a headache now...  rava
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« Reply #133 on: August 13, 2006, 01:34:15 PM »

Oh shit. I had a headache when I went to bed. I have a headache now...  rava

That aint good! If it's any consolation I have a headache too and I'm pissed off. And I slept in way too late! Shouldn't have drank all that wine last night.
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Die Spur ist frisch und auf die Brücke
tropft dein Schweiß dein warmes Blut
ich seh dich nicht
ich riech dich nur ich spüre Dich
ein Raubtier das vor Hunger schreit
wittere ich dich meilenweit

Du riechst so gut
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« Reply #134 on: August 13, 2006, 03:45:56 PM »

Fuck me. 17 hours sleep in the last three nights are far too less, especially after last day's events... I can hardly keep my eyes open at my desk. I've got a headache (yes, still). Half an hour to go and then I'll leave my desk for today. I need a beer.  mick monkey
Just kidding. I think I'll stick to the tea for today.  souey
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« Reply #135 on: August 13, 2006, 03:55:36 PM »

if your feeling sick reading this your still pissed [/color]
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« Reply #136 on: August 13, 2006, 06:34:05 PM »

I won't believe it. Fucking head...  rava rava rava
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« Reply #137 on: August 14, 2006, 01:20:51 AM »

MTBF YOU GOT PM FROM ME
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« Reply #138 on: August 14, 2006, 01:24:24 AM »

MTBF YOU GOT PM FROM ME

Yes mate, just replied.
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DEENO
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« Reply #139 on: August 14, 2006, 01:25:35 AM »

so did iye  mcl
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DEENO
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« Reply #140 on: August 14, 2006, 01:27:46 AM »

nice one 
  :beer:  :beer:  :beer:  :beer: souey
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« Reply #141 on: August 14, 2006, 01:50:09 AM »

it did for a wile ill give you that  mcl
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« Reply #142 on: August 14, 2006, 01:53:11 AM »

Me too.  Well done.  I am not really bothered about the GTE 2 nor was I really bothered about the first one.
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DEENO
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« Reply #143 on: August 14, 2006, 01:55:43 AM »

hairy lemon empty last week
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DEENO
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« Reply #144 on: August 14, 2006, 01:57:39 AM »

is this you mark ?
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« Reply #145 on: August 14, 2006, 02:00:22 AM »

doh!!
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« Reply #146 on: August 14, 2006, 02:01:42 AM »

is this you mark ?

Twat. I steal my own beer and 2 women wouls be of absolutely no use to me whatsoever if I am in the state I was in last night. I couldn't even walk upstairs to bed. I had to crawl up them. Fucking great.
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« Reply #147 on: August 14, 2006, 02:04:25 AM »

 souey klins mcl
pmsl!!! so is our lass 
who loved your singing by the way lol
your rendition of prisoner went
down well  jc
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« Reply #148 on: August 14, 2006, 02:08:16 AM »

souey klins mcl
pmsl!!! so is our lass
who loved your singing by the way lol
your rendition of prisoner went
down well jc

What singing?  What prisoner?  It wasn't me, you can't prove anything.  Shit.  souey
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« Reply #149 on: August 14, 2006, 02:10:50 AM »

ha ha you were pissed then ask david your mate
 and kev
and packwolf  souey
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