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The Wizard of Smog
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« on: October 12, 2006, 12:30:06 PM »

OK we're crap at football, always have been pretty much, 66 aside. But we once led the world in genital innuendo and toilet-based high jinks thanks to the Carry On team, so let's cheer ourseves up and ease the torment of last night's shitfest  by casting Carry On England.

Two to start:
Alf Ippitittimus (Jack Douglas) as Paul Robinson
Bernard Bresslaw as John Terry 
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Great Smog #2
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« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2006, 12:32:08 PM »

Hattie Jacques - Wayne Rooney
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Great Smog #2
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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2006, 12:33:49 PM »

That one who only appeared once (I think in Carry On Up the Kyhber) and now I can't remember his name - Scott Parker
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wobbler
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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2006, 12:34:13 PM »

Charlie Hawtrey - Downing

Sid James - Venables
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A Cam Goes Wandering
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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2006, 12:39:40 PM »

Kenneth Williams - Frank Lampard
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wobbler
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« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2006, 12:41:13 PM »

Julian Clary - Ashley Cole ..... Allegedly  :bear:
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The Wizard of Smog
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« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2006, 01:00:15 PM »

Sid James - Venables
Haha! My mate at work suggested that just before I read it.
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Lord Sherington
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« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2006, 01:06:42 PM »

barbara windsor,


the nevilles !!
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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2006, 01:13:59 PM »

smac, terry scott in carry on camping, seeing as the england team looked tents last night
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