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BoroG
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« on: October 12, 2006, 10:59:47 AM »

rubbish
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« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2006, 11:01:47 AM »

Overated,she wasn`t worth the hassle. 
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SouthernSmogette
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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2006, 11:31:05 AM »

rubbish

She pack the wrong sandwiches again? 
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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2006, 11:33:35 AM »

rubbish

She pack the wrong sandwiches again? 

Leek and caephilly, you can understand where he's coming from.
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SouthernSmogette
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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2006, 11:36:34 AM »

rubbish

She pack the wrong sandwiches again? 

Leek and caephilly, you can understand where he's coming from.

Dis-fecking-gusting. Send her to the tower I say.....
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« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2006, 11:42:02 AM »

Just because i slept with her sister,FFS.
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« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2006, 11:48:30 AM »

Posh birds shouldn`t marry Teesiders, a garridge is a garridge not a garraaaaaage,grass is grass not graaaaaaaaas,moussaka is moussaka not moussaaaaaaaka,polos are polos not powlows ad infinitum.
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« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2006, 11:56:10 AM »

mean pewlews,dinner daaaance,new romaaaaaaance,simply must,new handbaaaaaaaaaag,maaa and paaaa invite you,glad im out of it.
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SteveG
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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2006, 11:56:36 AM »

Sex is better than marriage. And you don't have to give her half your possessions when you can't be bothered fucking her anymore.
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SouthernSmogette
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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2006, 12:12:20 PM »

Posh birds shouldn`t marry Teesiders, a garridge is a garridge not a garraaaaaage,grass is grass not graaaaaaaaas,moussaka is moussaka not moussaaaaaaaka,polos are polos not powlows ad infinitum.

Are you encouraging a 'stick to yer own kind' policy.....I find that a little sinister. Though I do prefer a Teesside chap over the rubbish you get down here.....but not me brother or owt.
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« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2006, 12:15:38 PM »

Posh birds shouldn`t marry Teesiders, a garridge is a garridge not a garraaaaaage,grass is grass not graaaaaaaaas,moussaka is moussaka not moussaaaaaaaka,polos are polos not powlows ad infinitum.

Are you encouraging a 'stick to yer own kind' policy.....I find that a little sinister. Though I do prefer a Teesside chap over the rubbish you get down here.....but not me brother or owt.

You cant beat a good parmo belly on your man!
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SouthernSmogette
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« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2006, 12:19:38 PM »

Posh birds shouldn`t marry Teesiders, a garridge is a garridge not a garraaaaaage,grass is grass not graaaaaaaaas,moussaka is moussaka not moussaaaaaaaka,polos are polos not powlows ad infinitum.

Are you encouraging a 'stick to yer own kind' policy.....I find that a little sinister. Though I do prefer a Teesside chap over the rubbish you get down here.....but not me brother or owt.

You cant beat a good parmo belly on your man!

Agreed - also, the fact that chaps from Teesside have absolutely no issues with my particularly foul mouth. Nope - they don't bat a fucking eyelid. Silly fucking twats  monkey
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« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2006, 12:20:04 PM »

Not at all,i can be posh me like when needs be,but just to be the first to buy the whole new D&G,Prada,,Jimmy Choo topped off with a Tony and Guy haircut every month,lordy.She looked smart tho.
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« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2006, 12:21:35 PM »

Posh birds shouldn`t marry Teesiders, a garridge is a garridge not a garraaaaaage,grass is grass not graaaaaaaaas,moussaka is moussaka not moussaaaaaaaka,polos are polos not powlows ad infinitum.

Are you encouraging a 'stick to yer own kind' policy.....I find that a little sinister. Though I do prefer a Teesside chap over the rubbish you get down here.....but not me brother or owt.

You cant beat a good parmo belly on your man!

Agreed - also, the fact that chaps from Teesside have absolutely no issues with my particularly foul mouth. Nope - they don't bat a fucking eyelid. Silly fucking twats  monkey

 :bc:  i must be extra foul as the wife complains about my potty mouth and he's a fat teessider
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« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2006, 12:34:04 PM »

You cant beat a good parmo belly on your man!

Agreed - also, the fact that chaps from Teesside have absolutely no issues with my particularly foul mouth. Nope - they don't bat a fucking eyelid. Silly fucking twats  monkey
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 :bc:  i must be extra foul as the wife complains about my potty mouth and he's a fat teessider
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Good Lord Fids....making a Teesside man blush - I applaud you. You just have to utter the word nipple to the little oiks down here in Royal Berkshire (rarara) and they spoil their best chinos laughing. But a chap from back home.......ooo eeerrrr.
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BoroG
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« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2006, 12:49:28 PM »

Posh birds shouldn`t marry Teesiders, a garridge is a garridge not a garraaaaaage,grass is grass not graaaaaaaaas,moussaka is moussaka not moussaaaaaaaka,polos are polos not powlows ad infinitum.


along those lines really....and the utter lack of sandwiches, leek or otherwise
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« Reply #16 on: October 12, 2006, 12:59:11 PM »

You cant beat a good parmo belly on your man!

Agreed - also, the fact that chaps from Teesside have absolutely no issues with my particularly foul mouth. Nope - they don't bat a fucking eyelid. Silly fucking twats  monkey
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 :bc:  i must be extra foul as the wife complains about my potty mouth and he's a fat teessider
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Good Lord Fids....making a Teesside man blush - I applaud you. You just have to utter the word nipple to the little oiks down here in Royal Berkshire (rarara) and they spoil their best chinos laughing. But a chap from back home.......ooo eeerrrr.

I do trust these comments are "present company excepted" Southern Smogette!!

Say nipple again so I can go rarara and spill my latte on my chinos.
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BoroG
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« Reply #17 on: October 12, 2006, 01:01:34 PM »

she was slagging off boro men when i met her mcl
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SouthernSmogette
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« Reply #18 on: October 12, 2006, 01:08:56 PM »

she was slagging off boro men when i met her mcl

Windsor - of course, that goes without saying. You're as 'ard as nails - not like these dandys....

Boris - sssshhhhhhhhhhhh I'm trying to snare one of the buggars  sshhh
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BoroG
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« Reply #19 on: October 12, 2006, 01:27:38 PM »

she was slagging off boro men when i met her mcl

Windsor - of course, that goes without saying. You're as 'ard as nails - not like these dandys....

Boris - sssshhhhhhhhhhhh I'm trying to snare one of the buggars  sshhh

anyone in particular...
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SouthernSmogette
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« Reply #20 on: October 12, 2006, 01:29:04 PM »

she was slagging off boro men when i met her mcl

Windsor - of course, that goes without saying. You're as 'ard as nails - not like these dandys....

Boris - sssshhhhhhhhhhhh I'm trying to snare one of the buggars  sshhh

anyone in particular...

It's a toss up between Phil Stamp and Paul Daniels....such choices....
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BoroG
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« Reply #21 on: October 12, 2006, 01:30:30 PM »

she was slagging off boro men when i met her mcl

Windsor - of course, that goes without saying. You're as 'ard as nails - not like these dandys....

Boris - sssshhhhhhhhhhhh I'm trying to snare one of the buggars  sshhh

anyone in particular...

It's a toss up between Phil Stamp and Paul Daniels....such choices....

monkey monkey

well if i'm down your way again i'll give you a bell....we can move back to great ayton and have lots of little Stamps
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SouthernSmogette
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« Reply #22 on: October 12, 2006, 01:34:10 PM »

Boris - sssshhhhhhhhhhhh I'm trying to snare one of the buggars  sshhh
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anyone in particular...

It's a toss up between Phil Stamp and Paul Daniels....such choices....
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monkey monkey

well if i'm down your way again i'll give you a bell....we can move back to great ayton and have lots of little Stamps
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That'd be just lovely. 
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« Reply #23 on: October 12, 2006, 01:35:12 PM »

It`s ME she`s after you fools. sshhh
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BoroG
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« Reply #24 on: October 12, 2006, 01:57:18 PM »

Boris - sssshhhhhhhhhhhh I'm trying to snare one of the buggars  sshhh
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anyone in particular...

It's a toss up between Phil Stamp and Paul Daniels....such choices....
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monkey monkey

well if i'm down your way again i'll give you a bell....we can move back to great ayton and have lots of little Stamps
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That'd be just lovely. 

 jc jc jc :bc:
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BoroG
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« Reply #25 on: October 12, 2006, 02:47:31 PM »

marriage is still rubbish mind
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SouthernSmogette
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« Reply #26 on: October 12, 2006, 02:59:48 PM »

marriage is still rubbish mind

I'm sure it is....that's why your all mad for it
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BoroG
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« Reply #27 on: October 12, 2006, 03:11:00 PM »

marriage is still rubbish mind

I'm sure it is....that's why your all mad for it

for what , my lovley facetious smogette
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wobbler
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« Reply #28 on: October 12, 2006, 03:11:41 PM »

I love been married me
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BoroG
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« Reply #29 on: October 12, 2006, 03:12:12 PM »

I love been married me

it'll wear off soon
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wobbler
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« Reply #30 on: October 12, 2006, 03:13:37 PM »

Fuck the cow ooops wife is home .... there its worn off
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SouthernSmogette
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« Reply #31 on: October 12, 2006, 03:52:59 PM »

marriage is still rubbish mind

I'm sure it is....that's why your all mad for it

for what , my lovley facetious smogette

Mad for marriage.....I knew that facetious tag would stick.....
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BoroG
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« Reply #32 on: October 12, 2006, 04:49:24 PM »

marriage is still rubbish mind

I'm sure it is....that's why your all mad for it

for what , my lovley facetious smogette

Mad for marriage.....I knew that facetious tag would stick.....

you wear it well love mcl
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