Richard Madeley

[kippers]

What a cringeworthy cock end.

What is the hiring criteria at ITV?

[TeesvilleMonsoon]

He is more partridge than partridge

[Minge]

Agree, he’s a fucking cock end

[King of the North]

Can’t stand  the bloke.

Won’t have him on the tv in our house

[Ollyboro]

“There’s not many better things than seeing an older woman skipping.”

“What do you notice most that has changed during your 18 years in jail? Cars have five gears now, for example.”

“So are you telling me elephants are not born evil?!”


“I hope when I’m reincarnated I come back black because you age better.”

“When me and Judy were trying to conceive, I used to douse my balls in icy water before intercourse.”

[While interviewing Keira Knightly] “Can we get some make up please? Get Keira looking like a crack whore… she’d make a good crack whore!”

[To Bill Clinton] “I know what it’s like to be wronged by the press. I was once accused of shoplifting. Unlike you though, I knew I was innocent.”

[After a guest struggled with their stammer] “You looked as if your head was going to come off!”

[To Faye from Steps and Russell Watson] “I always thought both of your music was a bit crap but this is quite good.”

[To a man crying after meeting paramedics who saved his life] “Stop crying! This is supposed to make you happy! Anyway after the break, the biggest dog in the UK. And he really is big. Don’t miss it!”

WHATAFUCKINGBLOKE!!

[headset]

I wouldn't mind a piece of his daughter - I don't do day time tele so can't comment on him or his Mrs

[Minge]

Not sure his son in law would welcome your thoughts  


If the boring cunt opened our front gate, id not turn up

[MF(c) DOOM]

That was a brilliant result. West Brom are no mugs despite their recent form and for a large chunk of the game it looked like we were going to struggle to get back into jt. Wilder did what he does, ambitious and front foot substitutions and the players responded. Just wish we had him all season. Tav, McKree, djiksteel, howson, mcnair fry and jones all class. Joe lumley is rubbish but it looks like he is the best we have so we need to go easy on the ironic cheering.

[Robbso]

That was a brilliant result. West Brom are no mugs despite their recent form and for a large chunk of the game it looked like we were going to struggle to get back into jt. Wilder did what he does, ambitious and front foot substitutions and the players responded. Just wish we had him all season. Tav, McKree, djiksteel, howson, mcnair fry and jones all class. Joe lumley is rubbish but it looks like he is the best we have so we need to go easy on the ironic cheering.

Richard will be pleased