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« on: September 07, 2021, 11:11:56 PM »

Undoubtedly the best lager you can get from supermarkets. Knocks spots off stella and still a healthy 5.2 %. If you haven't tried it, have a dabble  :milkshake: :beer:
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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2021, 05:30:50 AM »

I'M MORE OF A HOB-GOBLIN OR REAL ALE MAN IN THE HOUSE....

I CANT REALLY DO THE FIZZY LAGER SCENE IT BLOOTS ME TO QUICKLY - NOW YOU'VE PROMOTED IT - I WILL HAVE A LOOK OUT FOR IT NEXT TIME I STOCK UP OR SEND THE GOOD LADY OUT SHOPPING ..monkey
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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2021, 08:06:43 AM »

I'M MORE OF A HOB-GOBLIN OR REAL ALE MAN IN THE HOUSE....

I CANT REALLY DO THE FIZZY LAGER SCENE IT BLOOTS ME TO QUICKLY - NOW YOU'VE PROMOTED IT - I WILL HAVE A LOOK OUT FOR IT NEXT TIME I STOCK UP OR SEND THE GOOD LADY OUT SHOPPING ..monkey

Me too.

Was out on a works do down South pre pandemic. Was a free bar and i was on the London Pride, whilst all the young lads were on draught peroni. Never had it so tried a pint - christ, how people could willingly drink that stuff i just don't know. Couldn't get beyond two mouthfuls and went back to the real ale.

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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2021, 09:29:17 AM »

Real ale is for cunts who drink in sheds and hide their alcoholism behind a thin sheen of connoisseurship. Pour me a Bishop's Bell whilst I sneer at the sweaty masses from a puddle of my own piss and desperation. Huzzah!!
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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2021, 10:05:19 AM »

Real men drink Special Brew !


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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2021, 10:16:27 AM »

Real ale is for cunts who drink in sheds and hide their alcoholism behind a thin sheen of connoisseurship. Pour me a Bishop's Bell whilst I sneer at the sweaty masses from a puddle of my own piss and desperation. Huzzah!!

Wetherspoons usually have six quality real ales available. No need to drink in a shed.
Lager drinkers are people who like paying over the odds for a glass of fizzy cack because they think it gives them some kind of status and have fallen for the marketing hype.

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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2021, 12:39:31 PM »

Real men drink Special Brew !




Someone gave me 4 cans of that not long ago and i horsed them into me pretty quickly. 1st can i thought was minging, 2nd can i started to enjoy, 3rd can i thought was lovely, can't really remember the 4th can. Lethal.
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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2021, 12:43:06 PM »

All lager drinkers are fannies. FACT!
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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2021, 12:44:19 PM »

Tyskie is a great beer  :like:



Come in 625ml bottles as well, so you get a nice bonus slurp* after youíve poured your pint  jc





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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2021, 02:01:34 PM »

Duvel is another contender for looney juice.


I used to work with a saffer who would drink 8 bottles before we hit the bars.


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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2021, 02:03:59 PM »

Old Crafty Hen is the ultimate looney beer  :beer: jc
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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2021, 02:18:05 PM »

Acceptable home drinks (outside of the box) that I like:

Hobgoblin Gold

Henry Westons Vintage cider (Aldi one not the rocket fuel)

Guiness

Fake stella from Aldi - does the same job for half the price and its pretty nice

Fake Kronenbourg from Aldi

Gin. Any.

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« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2021, 02:27:35 PM »

That fake Kroni is outstanding for £3
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« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2021, 04:04:29 PM »

In Terry's absence can I just pick you up on "Guiness", Guinness is just better all round.

With you on Gin. Quality Tonic and Lemons that count.  :like:
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« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2021, 04:30:34 PM »

lol thanks

just bought some "st ettienne" from aldi for tonights game

bit of fake "do as I say" will be accompanied with a fake nike vest.
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« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2021, 08:31:32 PM »



I tried that Aldi krone and thought it was like puddle water

I used to drink dark beers but bad beer is worse than bad lager and when you were a young lad going into town on a friday and saturday bad beer is all anyone served so i converted to lager. Will sometimes have a session on prop beer but only on afternoons oddly enough.
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« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2021, 02:49:54 PM »

Usually drink Guinness or beer these days but had som Cobra and then Kingfisher when I was out for an I dian tíother night. Both were excellent for lagers and in 625ml bottles too, just to get Matty a bit dank off them extra surprise slurps 
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« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2021, 05:10:55 PM »

I had six bottles of Theakstonís Old Peculiar on Saturday night.

Think I ended up singing Neil Diamond whilst walking around Hemlington Shops.
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« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2021, 06:59:06 PM »

I've got 4 bottles of Duvel 8.5% to neck for the match tonight....will do me for a school night ..
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« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2021, 07:39:32 PM »

Youíll be pissing in the wardrobe.
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« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2021, 07:45:27 PM »

Youíll be pissing in the wardrobe.

She doesn't have a wardrobe. It was eaten by larger dog-faced ants back in '06.
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« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2021, 08:07:04 PM »

Youíll be pissing in the wardrobe.

She doesn't have a wardrobe. It was eaten by larger dog-faced ants back in '06.

Less of the she - or I will have bob ender on to you
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« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2021, 08:34:06 PM »

Never seen so many kids bellies in one place.

K cider.....8 cans,walk round Hemmo lake pretending yav got a dog (shitzu)preferably then off to one stop for 4 bottles of Henry Westons (8.2).

Then......try watching line of fire without making a coment.......I nearly done it once.


Probably why I'm homeless now.

Anyway.......

FUCK IT  🍻
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« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2021, 09:34:48 AM »

Hemo lake after nightfall is more dangerous than Basra was.

They were nicking peopleís wheelie bins the other night and setting them on fire to keep warm.
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« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2021, 11:39:47 AM »

I've never done it myself - I have heard they set fire to the wheelie bins to get high off them - granted that might not always be the case - a true fact the getting high bit.
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« Reply #25 on: September 16, 2021, 12:11:52 PM »

I had six bottles of Theakstonís Old Peculiar on Saturday night.

Think I ended up singing Neil Diamond whilst walking around Hemlington Shops.

I remember having 4 pints of old peculiar hand pump, in the clevo thornaby
About 35 years ago .
I was battered
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« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2021, 06:08:45 AM »

SECOND NIGHT OF TROUBLE IN HEMLINGTON ACCORDING TO THE LOCAL PAPER


OUT OF CONTROL YOBS - NO GO ZONE BY THE SOUND OF IT -

BOB ENDER AND BEN BETTER BE CARFUL AROUND THEM PARTS


I WOULDNT BE SINGING NEIL DIAMOND SONGS AGAIN BEN PISSED UP

THEY MIGHT DO U OVER IF THEY SEE OUT AT NIGHT....
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« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2021, 10:34:32 AM »

Itís mostly deserted after dark with these curfews ongoing.

I rarely venture to the shops after dark as itís ambush paradise.

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« Reply #28 on: September 19, 2021, 08:01:33 PM »

Acceptable home drinks (outside of the box) that I like:

Hobgoblin Gold

Henry Westons Vintage cider (Aldi one not the rocket fuel)

Guiness

Fake stella from Aldi - does the same job for half the price and its pretty nice

Fake Kronenbourg from Aldi

Gin. Any.



The fake kronenbourg from Aldi is actually made in Northern France 🇫🇷. 
Kronenbourg original is made in Manchester.
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« Reply #29 on: September 22, 2021, 10:56:53 PM »

Two Styrians and a doctor went down rather well at The Highland laddie today.

£1.99 a pint.

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« Reply #30 on: September 28, 2021, 02:37:41 PM »

https://www.amazon.co.uk/ORANJEBOOM-BLACK-STRONG-24x500ml-Cans/dp/B004EAIZJK/ref=nodl_

Goes down great after a few zopiclones.
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« Reply #31 on: September 28, 2021, 02:42:15 PM »


Fucking Hell ... 24 of them bastards - do they come with a solicitor or ambulance.

That's a recipe for a disaster having 24 of them kicking about the house
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« Reply #32 on: September 28, 2021, 02:49:14 PM »

Itís okay the ketamine will take the edge off.

Not sure about the crocodiles  climbing up and down the world though
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