MESSI JOINS PSG

[Pigeon droppings]

No shock there then!

[Bob End and his Sexy Bitch]

What an absolute warrior to get over the gut-wrenching hurt of leaving Barca to somehow, just two days later, sign with another club for fifty million quid a week. Respect.

[headset]

YES, I FELT HIS PAIN TOO AS THE WATERWORKS CAME OUT ON CAMERA.....
HE MIGHT WELL BE LOOKING FOR A MOVE INTO THE MOVIE WORLD OR WWE....
SUCH WAS HIS ACTING....HE EVEN HAD THE FOOTBALL WORLD AND EX-PLAYERS CONVINCED...
THE DAFT TWATS THEY ARE....

HE WOULD HAVE GOT MY RESPECT HAD HE JUST SAID.....
I'M GUTTED TO BE LEAVING BUT YOU CANT TURN THAT KIND OF MONEY DOWN FOR NO FUCKER.....

LIKE ME - HE LIKES THE SMELL OF MONEY DOES MESSI...HE JUST WON'T ADMIT IT..... THE

[Minge]

For 50 million a week, I’d buck stray dogs wearing a Jimmy saville mask with a ‘ I also buck kids’ badge and live stream it 

[Reidydog]

Nobody doing anything is worth 650k a week!

[Bob End and his Sexy Bitch]

Nobody doing anything is worth 650k a week!

I am. Have you seen my vat returns?

[Minge]

Club cost would probably be 250k a week, the rest is paid by what his name brings in