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Itchy_ring
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« on: April 01, 2021, 09:00:58 AM »

Very attractive lady, in the words of the sadly departed Mrs Merton "What first attracted you to the billionaire..."



Got to say I might encourage her to spend some of her cash on a bit of cosmetic!
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2021, 11:04:13 AM »

Bet you wouldn't most days of the year

 
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2021, 12:32:20 PM »

Put that in a basque, stockings and higher heels and wed all smash it
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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2021, 12:46:13 PM »

Put that in a basque, stockings and higher heels and wed all smash it

Got a feeling it would need to be a push up, spaniels ears 
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2021, 02:01:52 PM »

Bag over the head comes to mind.
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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2021, 02:49:17 PM »

Who is she.?
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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2021, 02:53:43 PM »

Denise Coates, boss of Bet365 469m pay packet last year on the back of about half that year before 
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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2021, 03:56:48 PM »

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She's a fucking boot!
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« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2021, 04:05:13 PM »

You need new eyes mate.

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She looks like a dinner lady.
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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2021, 04:43:44 PM »

I can think of 500,000,000+ reasons why she's a top bird!
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« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2021, 09:08:03 PM »

I can think of 500,000,000+ reasons why she's a top bird!

Fair enough - I'd fuck her for $250,000,000.

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« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2021, 10:52:20 PM »

I can think of 500,000,000+ reasons why she's a top bird!

Fair enough - I'd fuck her for $250,000,000.

 jc


Id give her 250m
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« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2021, 05:42:08 PM »

I can think of 500,000,000+ reasons why she's a top bird!

Fair enough - I'd fuck her for $250,000,000.

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Id give her 250m

Well go halves
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