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« on: March 28, 2021, 06:16:43 PM »

Sick of hearing this recent hip fucking word. Commentator even just managed to shoe horn it into the England game
"Double down" and "reached out" can fuck off aswell

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« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2021, 06:27:42 PM »

Can I add "get go" to the fuck off list  :meltdown:
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« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2021, 07:14:14 PM »

Wow,just Wow

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« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2021, 08:03:57 PM »

Sick of hearing this recent hip fucking word. Commentator even just managed to shoe horn it into the England game
"Double down" and "reached out" can fuck off aswell




I think they have all been listening to Simon Jordan on talksport

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« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2021, 08:17:03 PM »

He does come out with some shit
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« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2021, 08:24:54 PM »

Its Sam  Made of faeces .......cliches/ buzzword central  bingo


Matterface is total dogshite  & only that  clown karen Carney is worse
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« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2021, 07:05:09 AM »

Fucking 'reach out' is one of the worst phrases I have ever heard. Deserve your fucking tongue cutting out if you utter that shite
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« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2021, 10:18:41 AM »

Telephone call last week went something like this.

"Good morning, I'm reaching out to you to let you know about.."
"You're not!"
"I'm not what?"
"You're not reaching out, you're telephoning me."

Click - cunt hung up!

It boils my piss.


Standing behind a bloke in a queue at the petrol station on Friday and they say to the lass behind the counter "Oh, and can I get a lottery ticket?"
"No, that's her job."
"Eh?"
"It's her job to get you the lottery ticket, you mean, may I have a lottery, or I'd like a lottery ticket."
"Whatever!"

I'm starting to hate the world.
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« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2021, 10:29:46 AM »

Telephone call last week went something like this.

"Good morning, I'm reaching out to you to let you know about.."
"You're not!"
"I'm not what?"
"You're not reaching out, you're telephoning me."

Click - cunt hung up!

It boils my piss.


Standing behind a bloke in a queue at the petrol station on Friday and they say to the lass behind the counter "Oh, and can I get a lottery ticket?"
"No, that's her job."
"Eh?"
"It's her job to get you the lottery ticket, you mean, may I have a lottery, or I'd like a lottery ticket."
"Whatever!"

I'm starting to hate the world.


 

Don't know how old you are, Terry, but it gets worse.

Is this 'so' thing quite new? Every fucker says it.
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« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2021, 11:02:06 AM »

'"Reach out' to me and I'll cut your fucking hands off' is going to be my new response
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« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2021, 01:18:52 PM »



Don't know how old you are, Terry, but it gets worse.

Is this 'so' thing quite new? Every fucker says it.

54 in July.

People actually fucking write / type 'So' at the beginning of sentences, wtf is that about?
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« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2021, 01:20:30 PM »

Nah ...reach out comes nowhere near Wow but Wow.

Sorry to interject on your contafibularities,but............yer all wrong.

dunno what interject means to be honest.....

Just one of them/those words that signify yer intelligence or...........it could be just

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« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2021, 01:23:19 PM »

Telephone call last week went something like this.

"Good morning, I'm reaching out to you to let you know about.."
"You're not!"
"I'm not what?"
"You're not reaching out, you're telephoning me."

Click - cunt hung up!

It boils my piss.


Standing behind a bloke in a queue at the petrol station on Friday and they say to the lass behind the counter "Oh, and can I get a lottery ticket?"
"No, that's her job."
"Eh?"
"It's her job to get you the lottery ticket, you mean, may I have a lottery, or I'd like a lottery ticket."
"Whatever!"

I'm starting to hate the world.



I’m sure this shite started in Starbucks



“Can I get a skinny, soya, wankyfrappelatte with a spunk crema”


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« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2021, 01:36:46 PM »




I’m sure this shite started in Starbucks



“Can I get a skinny, soya, wankyfrappelatte with a spunk crema”


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That’s an Americanism, I believe. Has done my box for years. Yes, done my box.
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« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2021, 03:25:26 PM »

Telephone call last week went something like this.

"Good morning, I'm reaching out to you to let you know about.."
"You're not!"
"I'm not what?"
"You're not reaching out, you're telephoning me."

Click - cunt hung up!

It boils my piss.


Standing behind a bloke in a queue at the petrol station on Friday and they say to the lass behind the counter "Oh, and can I get a lottery ticket?"
"No, that's her job."
"Eh?"
"It's her job to get you the lottery ticket, you mean, may I have a lottery, or I'd like a lottery ticket."
"Whatever!"

I'm starting to hate the world.


 

Don't know how old you are, Terry, but it gets worse.

Is this 'so' thing quite new? Every fucker says it.

I find that the 'so' affectation seems to cling to a) Southerners and b) lefty fucking liberals
 
Its often accompanied by the Australian Interrogative Inflection aka high rising terminal!

Now that really gets me going - can't resist saying Question? whenever I hear it

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« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2021, 03:51:55 PM »

"this"    fucking "THIS"
cunts who reply to messages and just type fucking "this"...with little pointy fingers pointing to it
Fuck off
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« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2021, 07:21:55 PM »

This ☝

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« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2021, 06:49:30 AM »

Bob_Ender reaching out to Marbles
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« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2021, 06:53:27 AM »

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« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2021, 07:03:06 AM »

Can we just park it souey
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« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2021, 04:59:27 PM »

No no and thrice no,he started it..........erm....🤔 I think, come to think of it ,not sure who started it to be sure......might of been the oddball sisters

Shabba x

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« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2021, 10:21:47 AM »

This ☝




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« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2021, 08:33:33 AM »

Gaslighting

What the fuck is that?
 
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« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2021, 09:21:24 AM »

Uptick!

Fuck off......

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« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2021, 05:41:01 PM »

Gaslighting

What the fuck is that?
 

I still can't get my head around what that means
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« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2021, 05:57:11 PM »

Gaslighting

What the fuck is that?
 

I still can't get my head around what that means

Me neither. Saw a women on some TV news, saying she had been subject to some "gaslighting". I didnt know if she had been complimented, stalked by a looney with a torch or someone had tried to light her farts with a match
 
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« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2021, 10:16:57 PM »

"by any metric"

 fuck right off
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« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2021, 11:01:52 PM »

Gaslighting

What the fuck is that?
 

I still can't get my head around what that means

It’s from an old film, some gadge tries to convince everyone his missus is mad by making them and her believe she is turning the gaslights on and off. He’s doing it and blaming her.

Gaslighting. Trump was always getting accused of doing it. Fake news etc
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