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Tom_Trinder
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« on: February 23, 2021, 09:03:44 PM »

Multiple injuries to leg after rolling car in California.
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« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2021, 09:06:14 PM »

Got form for drink driving  klins
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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2021, 09:07:35 PM »

No other vehicle involved.
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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2021, 09:11:05 PM »

No other vehicle involved.

Any golf clubs involved this time?
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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2021, 09:23:56 PM »

Probable blame it on his driver
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« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2021, 09:27:01 PM »

Probable blame it on his driver

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« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2021, 09:51:54 PM »

You putt some effort into that Doom coat
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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2021, 09:58:45 PM »

Probable blame it on his driver

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« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2021, 10:01:28 PM »

I知 sure he can iron it out.




Sorry. I知 shit at this.
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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2021, 10:07:22 PM »

Driving was never his strong point!..... :chrisk:
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« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2021, 10:08:44 PM »

I知 sure he can iron it out.




Sorry. I知 shit at this.

Why you so bad at this Cap? Asking fore a friend.
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« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2021, 10:13:14 PM »

Probable blame it on his driver

I blame the woods.

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« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2021, 10:15:43 PM »

I知 sure he can iron it out.




Sorry. I知 shit at this.

Why you so bad at this Cap? Asking fore a friend.

He will 'putt' you in your place if you carry on like that.....
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« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2021, 10:23:14 PM »

Nowt will happen, he's got the wedge to sort it.
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« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2021, 10:28:40 PM »

some of the comments on this thread are par for the course
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« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2021, 10:34:09 PM »

Wonder if he was getting sucked off by a  waitress,
(That's not a golf reference.)
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« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2021, 10:37:46 PM »

He must of been driving a fairway to get in such a crash, I wonder what he had for his tee  :ponce: probably had a few sherbets down the old club  :ponce:


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« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2021, 10:47:11 PM »

Apparently it痴 bloody serious. Just him involved
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« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2021, 11:26:10 PM »

Both legs amputated... according to unconfirmed reports

Some saying he's brown bread
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« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2021, 11:39:57 PM »

I致e seen a picture of the car and the front end is obliterated, either by the impact or fire service or a mixture of the two.  :unlike:
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« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2021, 11:42:09 PM »

Let's hope he's okay  :ponce:
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« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2021, 11:46:22 PM »

Both legs amputated... according to unconfirmed reports

Some saying he's brown bread

Him being an ampuTEE would be career ending.   The car certainly ended up in the rough.

 Let's hope he is fine.
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« Reply #22 on: February 24, 2021, 12:01:45 AM »

Both legs amputated... according to unconfirmed reports

Some saying he's brown bread

Him being an ampuTEE would be career ending.   The car certainly ended up in the rough.

 Let's hope he is fine.

That would be one hell of a handicap he would be playing off
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« Reply #23 on: February 24, 2021, 01:30:34 AM »

Aww, seems harsh now.  He is supposed to be alright is Tiger. Often other golfers refer to him as being the best company on the tour
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« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2021, 06:58:28 AM »

Both legs amputated... according to unconfirmed reports

Some saying he's brown bread

Him being an ampuTEE would be career ending.   The car certainly ended up in the rough.

 Let's hope he is fine.

That would be one hell of a handicap he would be playing off
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« Reply #25 on: February 24, 2021, 07:32:30 AM »

He痴 a queer fucker, but you can guarantee if he can stand he will be back playing golf by this Friday
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