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« on: February 23, 2021, 01:17:25 PM »

Covid rife on site, management don't give a fuck. Out of quarantine tomorrow and heading down there. Should I tell them i'm not going?
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« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2021, 01:22:54 PM »

Got to say not sure I'd fancy it even though I'm pretty low risk and not hugely risk adverse, if it was UK no probs but issue is if it did go tits up for you are you confident you'd get decent medical care  klins
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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2021, 01:23:41 PM »

Covid rife on site, management don't give a fuck. Out of quarantine tomorrow and heading down there. Should I tell them i'm not going?

How old are you Towz?
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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2021, 01:26:16 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2021, 01:37:32 PM »

Probably best to weigh up the pros and cons me pick whichever option means youíll post less on here. 😂
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« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2021, 01:38:24 PM »

If you can afford not to, donít.
I wouldnít
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« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2021, 01:40:04 PM »

Probably best to weigh up the pros and cons me pick whichever option means youíll post less on here. 😂

If I catch the covid and die i wont be posting at all so guess I'll go back then
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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2021, 01:42:18 PM »

Weight is a major factor .. I guess you're not clinically obese so safe.

I would take the risk if I needed the cash but take my own precautions (take a lead)
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« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2021, 01:42:33 PM »

If you die, who gets the camel

Is it shipped over for your wife or what  
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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2021, 01:43:40 PM »

Probably best to weigh up the pros and cons me pick whichever option means youíll post less on here. 😂

If I catch the covid and die i wont be posting at all so guess I'll go back then
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(Given todayís climate I should state this is a joke).
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« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2021, 01:44:25 PM »

Stay in your hotel, get on the lash and watch the Boro match  :beer: :beer:
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« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2021, 01:46:17 PM »

We have a horse, and we brush itís teeth, why arnt camels teeth ever brushed
They are massive and stick out, would be very easy to do
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« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2021, 01:47:06 PM »

I will ask my Algeria mates for you, mate
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« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2021, 02:29:56 PM »

Tricky.   India doesnt seem to give a fuck either.

Ask if the hospitals are full and are people dying.
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« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2021, 02:37:09 PM »

We have a horse, and we brush itís teeth, why arnt camels teeth ever brushed
They are massive and stick out, would be very easy to do
How does the horse feel about that, 🐴
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« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2021, 02:42:14 PM »

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You've got more chance of dying from camel attack. Stop being a fanny.
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« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2021, 02:52:02 PM »

Tricky.   India doesnt seem to give a fuck either.

Ask if the hospitals are full and are people dying.

We get sent a condolensces email if anyones family members have died. These have increased in frequency x10 since before covid
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« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2021, 04:35:53 PM »

A colleague died from COVID yesterday.

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He was recovering from lymphoma treatment when the rona got him.

PS: no camels were involved.

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« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2021, 04:40:26 PM »

Covid rife on site, management don't give a fuck. Out of quarantine tomorrow and heading down there. Should I tell them i'm not going?
Iíd go 100% I refuse to live in fear,just take hand gel & donít shake every fuckers hand
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« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2021, 05:33:03 PM »

We have a horse, and we brush itís teeth, why arnt camels teeth ever brushed
They are massive and stick out, would be very easy to do
How does the horse feel about that, 🐴

Loves it to be honest , sticks his teeth right out .
I do the brushing,  our lass wanks him off .
Works well  :like:
 
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« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2021, 05:41:48 PM »

We have a horse, and we brush itís teeth, why arnt camels teeth ever brushed
They are massive and stick out, would be very easy to do
How does the horse feel about that, 🐴

Loves it to be honest , sticks his teeth right out .
I do the brushing,  our lass wanks him off .
Works well  :like:
 

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« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2021, 05:49:40 PM »

We have a horse, and we brush itís teeth, why arnt camels teeth ever brushed
They are massive and stick out, would be very easy to do
How does the horse feel about that, 🐴

Loves it to be honest , sticks his teeth right out .
I do the brushing,  our lass wanks him off .
Works well  :like:

 

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« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2021, 05:54:34 PM »

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« Reply #23 on: February 24, 2021, 06:13:24 AM »

According to a gobby, horsey type I went to college with the wanking part is necessary, for cleaning if I remember right.

Minge probably uses his mouth for that extra deep clean   mick
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« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2021, 09:52:15 AM »

Er, um eh ok
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« Reply #25 on: February 24, 2021, 09:54:58 AM »

Flight cancelled, gerrin. I didnt even have to wank a horse/ camel off 😁
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« Reply #26 on: February 24, 2021, 10:58:50 AM »

Bloke I knew years ago was some sort of dog breeder and swore by giving his stud dogs a weekly hand job, looking back he was a strange sort   
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« Reply #27 on: February 24, 2021, 01:44:08 PM »

Iíve just had to cancel a post , times they are a changing
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« Reply #28 on: February 24, 2021, 01:55:12 PM »

Let's hope they rollout some new filtering software, when you sign up you can opt in for different levels of "banter"

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« Reply #29 on: February 24, 2021, 02:55:45 PM »

 
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« Reply #30 on: February 24, 2021, 03:20:35 PM »

Bloke I knew years ago was some sort of dog breeder and swore by giving his stud dogs a weekly hand job, looking back he was a strange sort   


 klins klins klins klins

Just Ďlooking backí?

Not at the time?  klins klins :nige:
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« Reply #31 on: February 24, 2021, 03:24:56 PM »

Are we not supposed to be wanking off dogs anymore? PC gone crazy.
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« Reply #32 on: February 24, 2021, 04:14:47 PM »

Bloke I knew years ago was some sort of dog breeder and swore by giving his stud dogs a weekly hand job, looking back he was a strange sort   

This is why I stopped breeding gerbils.

Far too fiddly.
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« Reply #33 on: February 25, 2021, 09:32:27 AM »

Bloke I knew years ago was some sort of dog breeder and swore by giving his stud dogs a weekly hand job, looking back he was a strange sort   

This is why I stopped breeding gerbils.

Far too fiddly.


Why were Gerbils so difficult when you had yourself to practice on?  :chrisk:
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« Reply #34 on: February 25, 2021, 09:34:39 AM »

Think you may find clem also has a clitorus,  heard he's one of them oddities that have both  klins
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« Reply #35 on: February 25, 2021, 09:35:47 AM »

Are we not supposed to be wanking off dogs anymore? PC gone crazy.
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« Reply #36 on: February 25, 2021, 02:53:02 PM »

Bloke I knew years ago was some sort of dog breeder and swore by giving his stud dogs a weekly hand job, looking back he was a strange sort  

This is why I stopped breeding gerbils.

Far too fiddly.


Why were Gerbils so difficult when you had yourself to practice on?  :chrisk:



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« Reply #37 on: February 25, 2021, 02:55:54 PM »

Think you may find clem also has a clitorus,  heard he's one of them oddities that have both  klins

I wish I did.

 lost

I'd be twiddling the fucker all day long.

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« Reply #38 on: February 26, 2021, 06:13:10 PM »

Back on site now apparently some bloke who caught it here is now on a ventilator  klins
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« Reply #39 on: February 26, 2021, 10:26:16 PM »

No beds like ?

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« Reply #40 on: February 27, 2021, 07:37:35 AM »

Itís the easiest way to get rid of the smell of the corpse
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« Reply #41 on: February 27, 2021, 10:34:02 AM »

Bloke I knew years ago was some sort of dog breeder and swore by giving his stud dogs a weekly hand job, looking back he was a strange sort   

I knew that said the same thing. Maybe thatís why he got sacked from the dogs trust.

 

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