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« on: September 19, 2020, 11:15:07 AM »

Good morning, 

Just wondering if you chaps have heard the latest uk number single?

WAP. _  cardi b.

Interested to know your thoughts.
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« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2020, 11:22:14 AM »

Kids are the only ones buying music and they have no taste what so ever and historically never have.
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« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2020, 11:30:50 AM »

Couldn't tell you what was number one since 1999 
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« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2020, 11:58:11 AM »

Well...its absolutely disgusting BLM piece of shit.
Rapping about wet pussy and, of course, niggaz.

Makes Relax sound like a lullabye.
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« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2020, 12:28:23 PM »

All good reasons to not listen to it...
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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2020, 12:52:28 PM »

Cardi B? Its what most of the old fuckers on here think they have to wear on Tuesday..... :chrisk: :chrisk:
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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2020, 12:57:02 PM »

Couldn't tell you what was number one since 1999 

Blimey.  That WAP song must be good to have been at number 1 for 21 years.

 mick

Even better than Mull of Kintyre. 

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Another song about fannies and that.
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« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2020, 01:00:07 PM »

New music is fucked.


Black lives don't matter in that song.


Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga.


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« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2020, 01:07:12 PM »

Respect.  More rap songs should use the word "soggy".

 jc

I can't wait for Morrissey to cover this.





[Intro: Cardi B, Al "T" McLaran & Megan Thee Stallion]
Whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house (Hol' up)
I said certified freak, seven days a week
Wet-ass pussy, make that pullout game weak, woo (Ah)

[Chorus: Cardi B]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fuckin' with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy

[Verse 1: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]
Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pussy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's roleplay, I'll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring (Ayy, ayy)

[Verse 2: Megan Thee Stallion]
Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (Yeah)
Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (Yeah)
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be (Huh)
I'll run down on him 'fore I have a nigga runnin' me (Pow, pow, pow)
Talk your shit, bite your lip (Yeah)
Ask for a car while you ride that dick (While you ride that dick)
You really ain't never gotta fuck him for a thang (Yeah)
He already made his mind up 'fore he came (Ayy, ah)
Now get your boots and your coat for this wet-ass pussy (Ah, ah, ah)
He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet-ass pussy (Click, click, click)
Pay my tuition just to kiss me on this wet-ass pussy (Mwah, mwah, mwah)
Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet-ass pussy (Yeah, yeah)

[Verse 3: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]
Look, I need a hard hitter, need a deep stroker
Need a Henny drinker, need a weed smoker
Not a garter snake, I need a king cobra
With a hook in it, hope it lean over
He got some money, then that's where I'm headed
Pussy A1 just like his credit
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
I let him taste it, now he diabetic
I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke
I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat
My head game is fire, punani Dasani
It's goin' in dry and it's comin' out soggy
I ride on that thing like the cops is behind me (Yeah, ah)
I spit on his mic and now he tryna sign me, woo

[Verse 4: Megan Thee Stallion]
Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes
Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheatin'
Put him on his knees, give him somethin' to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I'm lookin' for a beatin' (Ah)
In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya
If he ate my ass, he's a bottom-feeder
Big D stand for big demeanor
I could make ya bust before I ever meet ya
If it don't hang, then he can't bang
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
If he fuck me and ask "Whose is it?"
When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name, ah

[Chorus: Cardi B]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fuckin' with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy
Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet-ass pussy
Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet-ass pussy
I'm talkin' wap, wap, wap, that's some wet-ass pussy
Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet-ass pussy, huh

[Outro: Al "T" McLaran]
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2020, 01:15:31 PM »

Well, theyíre no Perry Como thatís for sure.
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« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2020, 01:24:46 PM »

Couldn't tell you what was number one since 1979 

Sorted  :like:
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« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2020, 01:25:24 PM »

Harry's downloading it now for his Walkman

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« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2020, 01:26:29 PM »

Val Doonican wrote that
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« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2020, 01:31:18 PM »

Val Doonican wrote that

Possibly.

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But without any doubt THUNDER has wanked to it.

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« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2020, 01:38:11 PM »

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« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2020, 03:36:34 PM »

Had no idea they even had a charts these days
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« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2020, 03:44:48 PM »

Hear stupid shite like this if I ever turn on the radio.  Its horrible.

Rappers nowadays are extremely  untalented.  Making grunting noises hoping that their sing will produce a stupid dance that goes viral on Tik Tok.

 

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« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2020, 03:46:34 PM »

Hear stupid shite like this if I ever turn on the radio.  Its horrible.

Rappers nowadays are extremely  untalented.  Making grunting noises hoping that their sing will produce a stupid dance that goes viral on Tik Tok.

 



Is Tik-Tok banned in the US yet?
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« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2020, 03:50:17 PM »

Hopefully dark side of the moon is still in the top 100 albums , but itís highly unlikely
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« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2020, 03:51:26 PM »

Hopefully dark side of the moon is still in the top 100 albums , but itís highly unlikely

Still on my playlist  :like: :like:
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« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2020, 03:59:06 PM »

Respect.  More rap songs should use the word "soggy".

 jc

I can't wait for Morrissey to cover this.





[Intro: Cardi B, Al "T" McLaran & Megan Thee Stallion]
Whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house (Hol' up)
I said certified freak, seven days a week
Wet-ass pussy, make that pullout game weak, woo (Ah)

[Chorus: Cardi B]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fuckin' with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy

[Verse 1: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]
Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pussy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's roleplay, I'll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring (Ayy, ayy)

[Verse 2: Megan Thee Stallion]
Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (Yeah)
Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (Yeah)
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be (Huh)
I'll run down on him 'fore I have a nigga runnin' me (Pow, pow, pow)
Talk your shit, bite your lip (Yeah)
Ask for a car while you ride that dick (While you ride that dick)
You really ain't never gotta fuck him for a thang (Yeah)
He already made his mind up 'fore he came (Ayy, ah)
Now get your boots and your coat for this wet-ass pussy (Ah, ah, ah)
He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet-ass pussy (Click, click, click)
Pay my tuition just to kiss me on this wet-ass pussy (Mwah, mwah, mwah)
Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet-ass pussy (Yeah, yeah)

[Verse 3: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]
Look, I need a hard hitter, need a deep stroker
Need a Henny drinker, need a weed smoker
Not a garter snake, I need a king cobra
With a hook in it, hope it lean over
He got some money, then that's where I'm headed
Pussy A1 just like his credit
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
I let him taste it, now he diabetic
I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke
I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat
My head game is fire, punani Dasani
It's goin' in dry and it's comin' out soggy
I ride on that thing like the cops is behind me (Yeah, ah)
I spit on his mic and now he tryna sign me, woo

[Verse 4: Megan Thee Stallion]
Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes
Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheatin'
Put him on his knees, give him somethin' to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I'm lookin' for a beatin' (Ah)
In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya
If he ate my ass, he's a bottom-feeder
Big D stand for big demeanor
I could make ya bust before I ever meet ya
If it don't hang, then he can't bang
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
If he fuck me and ask "Whose is it?"
When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name, ah

[Chorus: Cardi B]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fuckin' with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy
Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet-ass pussy
Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet-ass pussy
I'm talkin' wap, wap, wap, that's some wet-ass pussy
Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet-ass pussy, huh

[Outro: Al "T" McLaran]
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house

Is this for real? How can a song containing those lyrics even be allowed?
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« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2020, 04:00:23 PM »

What exactly is "Wet ass pussy"??....
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« Reply #22 on: September 19, 2020, 04:02:37 PM »


Is this for real? How can a song containing those lyrics even be allowed?

Naaah...... I just made it up.











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« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2020, 04:03:21 PM »

What exactly is "Wet ass pussy"??....

An extremely wet dribbling fanny.










Just like THUNDER.
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« Reply #24 on: September 19, 2020, 04:09:59 PM »

What exactly is "Wet ass pussy"??....

An extremely wet dribbling fanny.










Just like THUNDER.

Now i get it  :like: :like:
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« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2020, 04:12:48 PM »

Hear stupid shite like this if I ever turn on the radio.  Its horrible.

Rappers nowadays are extremely  untalented.  Making grunting noises hoping that their sing will produce a stupid dance that goes viral on Tik Tok.

 



Is Tik-Tok banned in the US yet?

Very soon hopefully.
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