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« on: September 18, 2020, 08:31:30 AM »

What would it be, and it can be anything but only one. Also, how would you use this power to better the world, or would you use it to for your own gain  :pd:

Invisibility for me, could get up to all kinds of shit with that. Would rob all the daft cunts with big watches for starters  mcl

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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2020, 08:39:02 AM »

Two cocks for me.




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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2020, 08:43:08 AM »

Two cocks for me.




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Can't see how that benefits the world, other than more bog roll sales 
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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2020, 10:24:17 AM »

You being invisible and robbing the fuckin world deosn't fuckin benefit the world either.



 




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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2020, 10:35:57 AM »

You being invisible and robbing the fuckin world deosn't fuckin benefit the world either.



 




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I'm helping the world by ridding daft cunts of their big watches. I would also finger your arse when asleep, and put your wife's fingers there so you would think its her 
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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2020, 10:37:01 AM »

Yerl fuckin set Clem off again.



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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2020, 10:38:10 AM »

Yerl fuckin set Clem off again.



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His would be to grow hair 
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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2020, 10:45:23 AM »

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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2020, 12:22:05 PM »

The ability not to read daft threads like this 1........(thumbs up x2)
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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2020, 12:25:39 PM »

The ability not to read daft threads like this 1........(thumbs up x2)

Don't need Super Powers for that Ken, just shove 2 hot needles in your eyes kidder 
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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2020, 12:27:14 PM »

I wish I had the power to bring my friend Brother Beerson back from the grave  lost lost




That, or flight.
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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2020, 12:31:09 PM »

I wish I had the power to bring my friend Brother Beerson back from the grave  lost lost




That, or flight.

 lost Feeling sorry for himself on lighthearted and thoroughly entertaining thread ffs
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« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2020, 12:32:49 PM »

I wish I had the power to bring my friend Brother Beerson back from the grave  lost lost




That, or flight.


Just start a few hundred more characters Matty lad.


 
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« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2020, 12:34:42 PM »

I wish I had the power to bring my friend Brother Beerson back from the grave  lost lost




That, or flight.


Just start a few hundred more characters Matty lad.


 

Agreed, and ditch this cunt, :matty: it's run it's course 
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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2020, 12:37:16 PM »

I wish I had the power to bring my friend Brother Beerson back from the grave  lost lost




That, or flight.

 lost Feeling sorry for himself on lighthearted and thoroughly entertaining thread ffs




Behave man  charles
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« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2020, 12:38:50 PM »

I wish I had the power to bring my friend Brother Beerson back from the grave  lost lost




That, or flight.

 lost Feeling sorry for himself on lighthearted and thoroughly entertaining thread ffs




Behave man  charles

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« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2020, 01:49:12 PM »

Yerl fuckin set Clem off again.



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His would be to grow hair 

I have plenty of hair you cheeky cunt.

 













Just not on my head.
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« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2020, 03:22:56 PM »

Mine would be to make people go temporarily blind

Would have great fun with opposition goalies.

That pre-supposes we could actually have a shot on target in the first place.

Better have same power for their strikers as well just in case

...and Referees

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« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2020, 03:40:30 PM »

Time travel for me.

Just think of the lumping on you could do.

 
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« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2020, 04:10:52 PM »

Time travel for me.

Just think of the lumping on you could do.

 

I would just stay in the 90s raving away.  :nige:
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« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2020, 04:38:04 PM »

The ability to change shape into random objects like a postbox or hatstand. I"d let people walk past me and whisper "you're a cunt" then laugh at them looking around for who said it.
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« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2020, 04:50:54 PM »

Time travel for me.

Just think of the lumping on you could do.

 

I would just stay in the 90s raving away.  :nige:

I could go back to St Tiggs in the 70's and give that cunt Forbes-Smythington a fucking good beasting!
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« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2020, 04:52:30 PM »

The ability to change shape into random objects like a postbox or hatstand. I"d let people walk past me and whisper "you're a cunt" then laugh at them looking around for who said it.

Where does THAT rank on the polite-ometre, eh?
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« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2020, 04:54:04 PM »

The ability to change shape into random objects like a postbox or hatstand. I"d let people walk past me and whisper "you're a cunt" then laugh at them looking around for who said it.

Where does THAT rank on the polite-ometre, eh?

My super alter-ego is a bit of a twat I admit.  lost
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« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2020, 06:16:16 PM »

The ability to change shape into random objects like a postbox or hatstand. I"d let people walk past me and whisper "you're a cunt" then laugh at them looking around for who said it.

I'd piss on you, and you wouldn't have a clue it was me 
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« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2020, 06:58:31 PM »

The ability to change shape into random objects like a postbox or hatstand. I"d let people walk past me and whisper "you're a cunt" then laugh at them looking around for who said it.

I'd piss on you, and you wouldn't have a clue it was me 

 

I'd have to team up with Clem to locate you on his gaydar.
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« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2020, 07:21:32 PM »

The ability to change shape into random objects like a postbox or hatstand. I"d let people walk past me and whisper "you're a cunt" then laugh at them looking around for who said it.

I'd piss on you, and you wouldn't have a clue it was me 

 

I'd have to team up with Clem to locate you on his gaydar.

He'll be too busy combing his new head of hair the daft cunt 
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« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2020, 07:31:42 PM »

The ability to change shape into random objects like a postbox or hatstand. I"d let people walk past me and whisper "you're a cunt" then laugh at them looking around for who said it.

I'd piss on you, and you wouldn't have a clue it was me 

 

I'd have to team up with Clem to locate you on his gaydar.

I have no idea why you think I am gay.
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« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2020, 07:55:59 PM »

The ability to change shape into random objects like a postbox or hatstand. I"d let people walk past me and whisper "you're a cunt" then laugh at them looking around for who said it.

I'd piss on you, and you wouldn't have a clue it was me 

 

I'd have to team up with Clem to locate you on his gaydar.

He'll be too busy combing his new head of hair the daft cunt 

My super power would either be teleportation for me and others or the ability to heal any injury or disease.

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Either that or a power to make all women have huge floppy knockers that they insist on me sucking and mashing a bit.



 
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« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2020, 08:55:58 PM »

The ability to change shape into random objects like a postbox or hatstand. I"d let people walk past me and whisper "you're a cunt" then laugh at them looking around for who said it.

I'd piss on you, and you wouldn't have a clue it was me 

 

I'd have to team up with Clem to locate you on his gaydar.

He'll be too busy combing his new head of hair the daft cunt 

My super power would either be teleportation for me and others or the ability to heal any injury or disease.

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Either that or a power to make all women have huge floppy knockers that they insist on me sucking and mashing a bit.



 

Option 2  :like:
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« Reply #30 on: September 18, 2020, 09:18:42 PM »


Option 2  :like:

Yeah.  It was never in doubt really.

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« Reply #31 on: September 18, 2020, 09:49:16 PM »

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« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2020, 10:45:22 AM »

Invisibility would be good
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