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« on: September 14, 2020, 02:01:52 PM »

Booked to go in February(cuntvid-19 dependent), any of you cunts been?

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« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2020, 02:04:56 PM »

Went last year Rik, fantastic place,
we will go again but wouldn,t do
the tours next time, Great food,
cheap beer and fags, the Polish people
were very welcoming,
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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2020, 02:08:32 PM »

Went last year Rik, fantastic place,
we will go again but wouldn,t do
the tours next time, Great food,
cheap beer and fags, the Polish people
were very welcoming,


She wants us to do Auschwitz, that's fine with me, but i'm not fussed on doing the others. Piss up and a bit of walking will do me monkey
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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2020, 02:11:08 PM »

work mate is there now  :beer: :beer:
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« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2020, 02:14:25 PM »

Pretty much what tommy has said.im sure you will enjoy the polish hospitality.feb will be very cold. The poles are very friendly try to stay away from usual tourist traps expensive terrace bars and the like.Gdansk is now becoming popular.Try and visit before the stag doo's arrive.
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« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2020, 02:15:05 PM »

 Auschwitz, is about four hours, not nice at all,
Schindlers, factory was shite waste of time,

Great night life bars restaurants
  etc, You will enjoy it i reckon,
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« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2020, 02:30:25 PM »

Dont forget in Poland you can Gdansk at the Gdisco..... :chrisk:
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« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2020, 02:50:44 PM »

Went last year Rik, fantastic place,
we will go again but wouldn,t do
the tours next time, Great food,
cheap beer and fags, the Polish people
were very welcoming,


She wants us to do Auschwitz, that's fine with me, but i'm not fussed on doing the others. Piss up and a bit of walking will do me monkey

Auschwitz - teeming with disrespectful millenials taking selfies
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« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2020, 02:57:11 PM »

Itíll be fuckin freezing  oleary
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« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2020, 03:00:44 PM »

Itíll be fuckin freezing  oleary

Aye it will but it's her birthday, she wants to go, so she get's her wish.

Summer is for heat.
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« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2020, 03:04:13 PM »

Nice romantic stroll round the scene of hundreds of thousands of deaths in a -2C blizzard  monkey





Itís an excellent city to visit to be fair  :like:
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« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2020, 03:06:10 PM »

Nice romantic stroll round the scene of hundreds of thousands of deaths in a -2C blizzard  monkey



It's like a night out in Normanby mcl
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« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2020, 03:08:37 PM »

Nice romantic stroll round the scene of hundreds of thousands of deaths in a -2C blizzard  monkey



It's like a night out in Normanby mcl

And more chance of getting shived in Normanby...........
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« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2020, 03:09:45 PM »

Nice romantic stroll round the scene of hundreds of thousands of deaths in a -2C blizzard  monkey



It's like a night out in Normanby mcl

And more chance of getting shived in Normanby...........


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« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2020, 03:10:09 PM »

Be bitterly cold in Feb Rik, so not sure about the Auschwitz trip that time of year. Takes about 4hrs to get round the lot if your doing it with a guide, which is recommended.

Great place though, cheap booze food and the Poles on the whole are spot on.

I worked Gdansk 3yr ago for 8 months, loved the place, recommend that if you get the chance. Flights from Newcastle cheap and direct during summer.  :like:
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« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2020, 03:12:36 PM »

Nice romantic stroll round the scene of hundreds of thousands of deaths in a -2C blizzard  monkey



It's like a night out in Normanby mcl

And more chance of getting shived in Normanby...........


And VD
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« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2020, 03:16:37 PM »



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« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2020, 03:17:55 PM »

Have you not learnt anything Rik after your disastrous holiday to Lapland? Told you lap dancers dont come from there, so in Poland.........
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« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2020, 03:21:46 PM »

Be bitterly cold in Feb Rik, so not sure about the Auschwitz trip that time of year. Takes about 4hrs to get round the lot if your doing it with a guide, which is recommended.

Great place though, cheap booze food and the Poles on the whole are spot on.

I worked Gdansk 3yr ago for 8 months, loved the place, recommend that if you get the chance. Flights from Newcastle cheap and direct during summer.  :like:


Got a great deal, £235pp 3 nights, transfers and Auschwitz trip. 26th February.  Hopefully we'll get to Benidorm in the summer for a week....... dogs depending.
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« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2020, 03:23:14 PM »

Have you not learnt anything Rik after your disastrous holiday to Lapland? Told you lap dancers dont come from there, so in Poland.........


You telling me there's no land in Poland?
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« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2020, 03:24:02 PM »

We could help out with the Hounds Rik   :like:
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« Reply #21 on: September 14, 2020, 03:26:00 PM »

We could help out with the Hounds Rik   :like:

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« Reply #22 on: September 14, 2020, 03:28:36 PM »

Nick Griffin lives over there now I think .. If you do happen to bump into him on the off chance  buy the bloke a beer  :beer: :beer: from me  charles
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« Reply #23 on: September 14, 2020, 03:35:00 PM »

Nick Griffin lives over there now I think .. If you do happen to bump into him on the off chance  buy the bloke a beer  :beer: :beer: from me  charles


Nick Griffin... is now an immigrant???
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« Reply #24 on: September 14, 2020, 03:36:36 PM »

Far as I know he lives in Poland to get away from Lefty street slime

reckons Poland is much better than here .


never been myself .
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« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2020, 03:37:53 PM »

Massive with stag do's so must be popular with Brits......
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« Reply #26 on: September 14, 2020, 03:38:11 PM »

Far as I know he lives in Poland to get away from Lefty street slime

reckons Poland is much better than here .


never been myself .


Itís nice when you can move countries to make a better life for yourself isnít it
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« Reply #27 on: September 14, 2020, 03:42:17 PM »

He never turned up on the polish coast in a rubber boat or the back of a lorry to rape a few women and scrounge some dole though 


got his own money paying his own way in life 
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« Reply #28 on: September 14, 2020, 03:54:08 PM »

They do excellent beans there, you should definitely try the beans if you get the opportunity.
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« Reply #29 on: September 14, 2020, 03:55:02 PM »

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« Reply #30 on: September 14, 2020, 04:19:51 PM »

I know some good bummers over there.
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« Reply #31 on: September 15, 2020, 01:48:32 PM »

I know some good bummers over there.

So to you Benji its pronounced " CRACK OWW"........... :like: :like:
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« Reply #32 on: September 15, 2020, 03:52:29 PM »

I have a contact over there who will do airport runs, take you to all key touristy bits on a fast track (Auscwhvitz Birkenhau ). There is also the salt mines which are worth a look but you need to do a lightening tour as once youíve seen the main chamber the tour is over. Otherwise you will visit every similar looking chamber leading up to it with an eager guide talking about salt for 3 fucking long hours.

There are some ski slopes an hour outside in the direction of Slovaks which is worth a look. Also a place where local poles consider themselves as German.
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« Reply #33 on: September 15, 2020, 04:04:07 PM »

I have a contact over there who will do airport runs, take you to all key touristy bits on a fast track (Auscwhvitz Birkenhau ). There is also the salt mines which are worth a look but you need to do a lightening tour as once youíve seen the main chamber the tour is over. Otherwise you will visit every similar looking chamber leading up to it with an eager guide talking about salt for 3 fucking long hours.

There are some ski slopes an hour outside in the direction of Slovaks which is worth a look. Also a place where local poles consider themselves as German.


Zakopane for a ski jump

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