Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
October 30, 2020, 03:08:55 AM
Home Help Search Login Register

News: GET READY FOR THE PROMOTION PUSH...

Pages: [1]   Go Down
Print
Author Topic: MIGHT BE JUMPING ON A PLANE......  (Read 1312 times)
LEON TROTSKY
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 77 106

I'M LOOKING FOR SERENDIPITY......


View Profile
« on: September 10, 2020, 08:02:22 AM »

SICK OF THIS SHIT WEATHER WE ARE HAVING   :unlike:


NEED SOME PROPER CURRANT BUN ON ME BONES   :like: :homer: :like:


NOT HAD ANY SINCE JANUARY   :gaz:


FUCK IT......JUST DO IT   :like:


YA CAN WHEN YA RETIRED  LIKE   
Logged

PEACE & GOOD WILL TO ALL MEN..... KEEP THE FAITH.... ✊
Minge
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 9 787

Superstar


View Profile
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2020, 08:04:59 AM »

We'd rather you jumped 'off '
And you don't spell retarded like that  .

 :alf:
Logged
Bernie
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 6 093


View Profile
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2020, 08:07:48 AM »

We'd rather you jumped 'off '
And you don't spell retarded like that  .

 :alf:

 
Logged

Join The Campaign To Get LITTLEJOHN a Knighthood.
LEON TROTSKY
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 77 106

I'M LOOKING FOR SERENDIPITY......


View Profile
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2020, 08:21:39 AM »

SOME BITTER JEALOUS CUNTS ABOUT  👎


👍😎🌞🌞🌞😎👍🍻🍻🍻

Logged

PEACE & GOOD WILL TO ALL MEN..... KEEP THE FAITH.... ✊
Bobupanddown
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 4 658


View Profile
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2020, 08:23:21 AM »

SICK OF THIS SHIT WEATHER WE ARE HAVING   :unlike:


NEED SOME PROPER CURRANT BUN ON ME BONES   :like: :homer: :like:


NOT HAD ANY SINCE JANUARY   :gaz:


FUCK IT......JUST DO IT   :like:


YA CAN WHEN YA RETIRED  LIKE   

Enjoy yer jollybobs Chief - get a few cold ones supped  :beer: :beer: :beer:
Logged

There is nothing socialist about China

LEON TROTSKY
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 77 106

I'M LOOKING FOR SERENDIPITY......


View Profile
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2020, 08:25:28 AM »

SICK OF THIS SHIT WEATHER WE ARE HAVING   :unlike:


NEED SOME PROPER CURRANT BUN ON ME BONES   :like: :homer: :like:


NOT HAD ANY SINCE JANUARY   :gaz:


FUCK IT......JUST DO IT   :like:


YA CAN WHEN YA RETIRED  LIKE   

Enjoy yer jollybobs Chief - get a few cold ones supped  :beer: :beer: :beer:


I'M GONNA MATE  👍🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻👍

YA ONLY GET ONE ROLL OF THE DICE  👍

YA CAN'T TEK IT WITH YA  😜
Logged

PEACE & GOOD WILL TO ALL MEN..... KEEP THE FAITH.... ✊
El Capitan
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 43 492


View Profile
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2020, 08:27:59 AM »

27 degrees where I am, with a nice breeze blowing in off the med  :beer: :beer:
Logged

Rob Nichols ruined my life.
Bob End and his Sexy Bitch
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 15 422



View Profile
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2020, 09:19:38 AM »

Supposed to be going to Italy but weíve cancelled. Donít fancy the flight and airport at all just now.
Logged
Pile
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 41 049



View Profile
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2020, 09:24:16 AM »

SICK OF THIS SHIT WEATHER WE ARE HAVING   :unlike:


NEED SOME PROPER CURRANT BUN ON ME BONES   :like: :homer: :like:


NOT HAD ANY SINCE JANUARY   :gaz:


FUCK IT......JUST DO IT   :like:


YA CAN WHEN YA RETIRED  LIKE   
I would do every October - April if I was retired. A bloke I used to work with does it, he arranges grass cutting, cleaners, etc. for half a dozen villas and makes three airport runs per week. Heís minted but said he really enjoys a few runs out arranging a couple of little jobs for a few hours per week.

That sounds perfect to me, got to be better than UK winters hanging around the house all day.
Logged

History teaches us that we learn nothing from history.
TerryCochranesSocks
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 7 916


Pull your socks up Tel.


View Profile
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2020, 09:48:20 AM »

26 degrees in Yorkshire from Sunday for 3 or 4 days.
Logged

I fuckin' hate smart-arsed signatures
Johnny Thunder
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 13 192


Shit Stirring Cunt.


View Profile
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2020, 09:48:52 AM »

Are yer off to do some bucking like Lids lad?


 





 jc




 :like:
Logged

Goldby is a fuckin flouncing cunt.
RedSteel
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 10 141

UTB


View Profile
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2020, 10:32:36 AM »

SICK OF THIS SHIT WEATHER WE ARE HAVING   :unlike:


NEED SOME PROPER CURRANT BUN ON ME BONES   :like: :homer: :like:


NOT HAD ANY SINCE JANUARY   :gaz:


FUCK IT......JUST DO IT   :like:


YA CAN WHEN YA RETIRED  LIKE   
I would do every October - April if I was retired. A bloke I used to work with does it, he arranges grass cutting, cleaners, etc. for half a dozen villas and makes three airport runs per week. Heís minted but said he really enjoys a few runs out arranging a couple of little jobs for a few hours per week.

That sounds perfect to me, got to be better than UK winters hanging around the house all day.

That's my plan to at least spend the winters away in the sun October-April. Unfortunately i need to work and get money to achieve this, which is a bit of a cunt 
Logged
Pile
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 41 049



View Profile
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2020, 10:50:08 AM »

The bloke I know said heís just about breaking even. He pays £100 per month on an apartment and THREE EUROS per day for car hire. He said itís unbelievable what you can get out of season near Alicante. Considering how much he gets in ICI and BP pensions, he lives a very modest life but heís about the happiest person I know, just ticking over with little odd jobs and trips out driving a seven seater.

Itís sounds brilliant to me, if you canít afford to fully retire or you want to postpone dipping into your pot itís a great idea.
Logged

History teaches us that we learn nothing from history.
LEON TROTSKY
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 77 106

I'M LOOKING FOR SERENDIPITY......


View Profile
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2020, 01:24:26 PM »

ALL BOOKED  👍🌞🌞🌞😎😎😎🌞🌞🌞👍🍻🍻🍻

LOVE EFFES ME 👍🍻🍻🍻👍
Logged

PEACE & GOOD WILL TO ALL MEN..... KEEP THE FAITH.... ✊
Westlane_rightwinger
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 838


Fred West ruined my wife


View Profile
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2020, 01:27:12 PM »

Siesta coaches ?
Logged
LEON TROTSKY
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 77 106

I'M LOOKING FOR SERENDIPITY......


View Profile
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2020, 01:39:22 PM »

Siesta coaches ?

BEE LINE  👍🐝🐝🐝👍
Logged

PEACE & GOOD WILL TO ALL MEN..... KEEP THE FAITH.... ✊
Don pepe
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1 024


View Profile
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2020, 02:00:57 PM »

Nice one Lids you enjoy yourself why not. Just had a week away myself and was looking to get away to greece or cyprus end october but have to see whats what with covid restrictions first. Flights a pain in the arse with the mask but ultimately worth it

Would be quite happy doing winters out there
Logged
RIK MAYALL
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 12 472


Once in every lifetime


View Profile
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2020, 02:05:48 PM »

Just booked Krakow for 4 nights in February for the missus birthday.


Logged

FUCK OFF DAFT CUNT
LEON TROTSKY
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 77 106

I'M LOOKING FOR SERENDIPITY......


View Profile
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2020, 02:08:19 PM »

Just booked Krakow for 4 nights in February for the missus birthday.




👍😎👍
Logged

PEACE & GOOD WILL TO ALL MEN..... KEEP THE FAITH.... ✊
Westlane_rightwinger
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 838


Fred West ruined my wife


View Profile
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2020, 02:10:18 PM »

You seen the midnight express ?
Logged
LEON TROTSKY
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 77 106

I'M LOOKING FOR SERENDIPITY......


View Profile
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2020, 02:50:38 PM »

You seen the midnight express ?

I WILL BE TO FULL OF EFES  🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

TO GIVE A FUCK  👎😎🌞😎🌞👎
Logged

PEACE & GOOD WILL TO ALL MEN..... KEEP THE FAITH.... ✊
Johnny Thunder
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 13 192


Shit Stirring Cunt.


View Profile
« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2020, 03:06:20 PM »

You seen the midnight express ?

That one wasn't smuggling sleeves.




 
Logged

Goldby is a fuckin flouncing cunt.
LEON TROTSKY
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 77 106

I'M LOOKING FOR SERENDIPITY......


View Profile
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2020, 03:54:14 PM »

You seen the midnight express ?

That one wasn't smuggling sleeves.




 


😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍
Logged

PEACE & GOOD WILL TO ALL MEN..... KEEP THE FAITH.... ✊
CLEM FANDANGO
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 15 936



View Profile
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2020, 04:47:06 PM »

You seen the midnight express ?

I WILL BE TO FULL OF EFES  🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

TO GIVE A FUCK  👎😎🌞😎🌞👎

Who's this EFES bloke?

 :pd:

Sounds nice.
Logged

Official COB Prediction League Winner 2017/18/19/20
Official CLEM vs THUNDER Winner 2016/17/18/19/20/INFINITY
COB 2020 Battlenips: PEOPLE'S Champion
LeeTublin
***
Offline Offline

Posts: 154


View Profile
« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2020, 08:18:05 PM »

Its his way of telling us he is going to Turkey. No problem if he has to isolate as he is unemployed.  :duh:
Logged
El Capitan
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 43 492


View Profile
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2020, 08:23:30 PM »

Its his way of telling us he is going to Turkey. No problem if he has to isolate as he is unemployed.  :duh:

Heís retired 
Logged

Rob Nichols ruined my life.
CLEM FANDANGO
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 15 936



View Profile
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2020, 08:31:05 PM »

No problem if he has to isolate as he is unemployable.  :duh:

 mick
Logged

Official COB Prediction League Winner 2017/18/19/20
Official CLEM vs THUNDER Winner 2016/17/18/19/20/INFINITY
COB 2020 Battlenips: PEOPLE'S Champion
Whothefuckyoulookinat
***
Offline Offline

Posts: 187


View Profile
« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2020, 10:39:40 PM »

Its his way of telling us he is going to Turkey. No problem if he has to isolate as he is unemployed.  :duh:

Heís retarded

Explains a lot but Turkey really, how council 👀
Logged
Ural Quntz
Phew thats better
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 7 682


Pack o cunts


View Profile
« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2020, 11:22:18 PM »

Some good deals on All-inc. in Lesbos

 :homer:
Logged

"football is an art form and I just want to sit next to the prettiest girl in the room" - Capio 2018
Bob End and his Sexy Bitch
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 15 422



View Profile
« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2020, 11:34:28 PM »

Its his way of telling us he is going to Turkey. No problem if he has to isolate as he is unemployed.  :duh:

Heís retarded

Explains a lot but Turkey really, how council 👀

Art. True, like
Logged
LEON TROTSKY
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 77 106

I'M LOOKING FOR SERENDIPITY......


View Profile
« Reply #30 on: September 11, 2020, 09:57:10 AM »

Its his way of telling us he is going to Turkey. No problem if he has to isolate as he is unemployed.  :duh:

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT TO YOU ?

WHETHER I'VE RETIRED OR OUT OF WORK ?

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS MY BUSINESS CUNTO  👎

BUT IF YOU WANNA MAKE IT  YOUR BUSINESS YOU KNOW HOW TO FIND ME  👍

OTHERWISE KEEP YA FUCKING TRAP SHUT GOBSHITE  👎
Logged

PEACE & GOOD WILL TO ALL MEN..... KEEP THE FAITH.... ✊
Westlane_rightwinger
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 838


Fred West ruined my wife


View Profile
« Reply #31 on: September 11, 2020, 10:15:10 AM »

I reckon a classy 5 star all inclusive is on the cards. Not the Max Royale but the Voyage ?
Logged
LEON TROTSKY
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 77 106

I'M LOOKING FOR SERENDIPITY......


View Profile
« Reply #32 on: September 11, 2020, 10:22:07 AM »

I reckon a classy 5 star all inclusive is on the cards. Not the Max Royale but the Voyage ?

YOU KNOW THE DANCE MATE  5***** 👍😎👍

TRAEATING ME DAUGHTER AND GRANDKIDS  COZ I'M A DECENT BLOKE LIKE THAT  👍
Logged

PEACE & GOOD WILL TO ALL MEN..... KEEP THE FAITH.... ✊
Minge
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 9 787

Superstar


View Profile
« Reply #33 on: September 11, 2020, 12:09:01 PM »

What you doing to them ?
Logged
Bernie
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 6 093


View Profile
« Reply #34 on: September 11, 2020, 01:08:29 PM »

What you doing to them ?

 mick
Logged

Join The Campaign To Get LITTLEJOHN a Knighthood.
Bernie
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 6 093


View Profile
« Reply #35 on: September 11, 2020, 01:11:06 PM »

Its his way of telling us he is going to Turkey. No problem if he has to isolate as he is unemployed.  :duh:

Heís retarded

Explains a lot but Turkey really, how council 👀

Had three good holidays in Turkey - last one about 3 years ago. Only four hours away, but far enough to get away from the Egg & chips brigade. Excellent food there too.

If the likes of Little is going there now it's obviously gone white sock and i'll look elsewhere for a cheap break next time.  :like:
Logged

Join The Campaign To Get LITTLEJOHN a Knighthood.
Don pepe
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1 024


View Profile
« Reply #36 on: September 11, 2020, 01:44:40 PM »

Jumping on a plane you say?

Well i expect its better than bouncing on a chopper  :matty:  :alf:  mcl
Logged
Minge
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 9 787

Superstar


View Profile
« Reply #37 on: September 12, 2020, 07:44:43 AM »

Love turkey, been many times at many places
But never Istanbul, that was planned for April gone .
Hopefully next April
Logged
Bernie
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 6 093


View Profile
« Reply #38 on: September 12, 2020, 10:15:28 AM »

Love turkey, been many times at many places
But never Istanbul, that was planned for April gone .
Hopefully next April

Istanbul is well worth it - incredible place.  :like:
Logged

Join The Campaign To Get LITTLEJOHN a Knighthood.
Pages: [1]   Go Up
Print
Jump to:  



Login with username, password and session length

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.11 | SMF © 2006-2009, Simple Machines LLC Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!