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« on: September 09, 2020, 10:12:48 PM »

In ODI squad. Magic. A complete natural.  :bc: :bc: :bc:

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« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2020, 10:19:08 PM »

To quote KP: Jason Roy can't bat.
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« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2020, 07:59:18 AM »

To quote KP: Jason Roy can't bat.


Only England's Joe Root (7) and Jonny Bairstow (13) ranked higher than Roy at number 14 in the ICC rankings. Average of over 41 strike rate of over 107 after 90 matches.

I'd have him in my team  :like:

See how he goes after a long injury.
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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2020, 08:21:26 AM »

I think he's a decent white ball cricketer. Not good enough at Test level tho.
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« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2020, 08:25:37 AM »

A “decent” white ball cricketer?!
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« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2020, 08:32:42 AM »

A “decent” white ball cricketer?!

Decent at international level, he's not in the top 5 or possibly even top ten ODI batsmen in the world. Is he?
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« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2020, 09:02:13 AM »

A “decent” white ball cricketer?!

Decent at international level, he's not in the top 5 or possibly even top ten ODI batsmen in the world. Is he?


Gramsci just gave you that data. Is everyone outside the top five ranked as ‘shite’?
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« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2020, 09:10:07 AM »

A “decent” white ball cricketer?!

Decent at international level, he's not in the top 5 or possibly even top ten ODI batsmen in the world. Is he?


Gramsci just gave you that data. Is everyone outside the top five ranked as ‘shite’?

Who called him shite?

He's currently ranked 14th by the ICC but those numbers don't reflect recent games so he's likely to drop. I think decent is a fair reflection of where he is right now.






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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2020, 09:12:17 AM »

He would open the batting for every ODI team in the world
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« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2020, 09:19:37 AM »

He would open the batting for every ODI team in the world

Even Afghanistan mate?
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« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2020, 09:20:26 AM »

He would open the batting for every ODI team in the world

Even Afghanistan mate?

*i’d* open for Afghanistan
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« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2020, 09:22:21 AM »

He would open the batting for every ODI team in the world

Even Afghanistan mate?

*i’d* open for Afghanistan

In Kabul mate?
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« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2020, 09:32:17 AM »


Anywhere. Fuck ‘em    klins klins
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« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2020, 09:39:33 AM »




Don't go swinging straight away, bit of turn in that pitch bob
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« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2020, 11:07:02 AM »

He would open the batting for every ODI team in the world

Warner and Finch open for the Aussies don't they?

That'd be Rank 6 and 7 - but you'd put 14 in ahead of them?

Have 3 sids   
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« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2020, 11:17:20 AM »

Absolutely, yes.
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« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2020, 11:19:33 AM »

What a fuckin stupid cunt Matty is.




 
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« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2020, 11:33:21 AM »

What a fuckin stupid cunt Matty is.




 

What a stunning and brave revelation there JT  jc
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« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2020, 11:40:42 AM »

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He knows I love him really.















The cunt.




 
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« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2020, 12:14:03 PM »

What the fuck is this thread about?
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« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2020, 12:37:23 PM »

Some jock cunt who was always on the fuckin rob.
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« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2020, 01:48:21 PM »

Some jock cunt who was always on the fuckin rob.

Idiot!  rava
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« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2020, 02:28:39 PM »

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« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2020, 05:49:35 PM »

3 from 13 - "world class" :nige:
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« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2020, 05:51:46 PM »

A south african't.
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« Reply #25 on: September 11, 2020, 05:53:16 PM »

"Jason Roy can't bat"

Not my words, the words of Kevin Pietersen.
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« Reply #26 on: September 11, 2020, 05:59:05 PM »

A south african't.

Exactly. It looks like we need to widen our commonwealth & Eire net a bit further.  souey
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« Reply #27 on: September 11, 2020, 06:07:54 PM »

How's our other 'best in the world opener' doing?

He's got 11 off 35 balls.  souey
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« Reply #28 on: September 11, 2020, 08:49:28 PM »

"Jason Roy can't bat"

Not my words, the words of Kevin Pietersen.

Did you watch the semi final in the world cup against Australia. Obviously not you fucking whopper  :wanker:
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« Reply #29 on: September 11, 2020, 08:55:01 PM »

How's our other 'best in the world opener' doing?

He's got 11 off 35 balls.  souey

showing excellent awareness of the gentleman's game of cricket again Bob 

give it up lad, stick to commenting on dominoes
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« Reply #30 on: September 11, 2020, 09:25:17 PM »

"Jason Roy can't bat"

Not my words, the words of Kevin Pietersen.

Did you watch the semi final in the world cup against Australia. Obviously not you fucking whopper  :wanker:

Which part of "Not my words" don't you understand you thick PHd cunt?
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« Reply #31 on: September 11, 2020, 09:44:46 PM »

"Jason Roy can't bat"

Not my words, the words of Kevin Pietersen.

Did you watch the semi final in the world cup against Australia. Obviously not you fucking whopper  :wanker:

Which part of "Not my words" don't you understand you thick PHd cunt?



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« Reply #32 on: September 11, 2020, 11:20:19 PM »

It just goes to show, all that education and you're still a thick cunt.
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« Reply #33 on: September 12, 2020, 10:43:10 AM »

It just goes to show, all that education and you're still a thick cunt.

 

Bob, did you or did you not post the picture that people say you did on here?

You haven't answered the question and it has been asked.....come on explain yourself. I didn't see the pic, but I would like to hear your version of the event, The Captain made the claim, I haven't seen you refute it yet 

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« Reply #34 on: September 12, 2020, 11:00:36 AM »

Gramsci, you claim to have a PHd. A nine year old could figure out i'm not posting from New Zealand.

You. Thick. Twat.
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« Reply #35 on: September 12, 2020, 12:47:14 PM »

Gramsci, you claim to have a PHd. A nine year old could figure out i'm not posting from New Zealand.

You. Thick. Twat.

 I'll give you a multiple choice test, you may or may not understand it

Did you post that pic

Answer 1: YES
Answer 2: NO

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« Reply #36 on: September 12, 2020, 05:38:40 PM »

No, because I'm not Lenin.

Let me tell you how to work it out, click on my name, click on 'show general statistics for this user' Tadah......

Fucking PHd my arse, you're junior middle manager somewhere. Good at doing what he's told but otherwise thick as shit.



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« Reply #37 on: September 16, 2020, 02:10:28 PM »

So, Jason Roy......
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« Reply #38 on: September 16, 2020, 02:22:02 PM »

So, Jason Roy......

COB gold..... :alf: :alf:
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« Reply #39 on: September 16, 2020, 02:26:05 PM »

Had a shit series, maybe rushed back from injury.


Still a world class ODI batsman though  :like:
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« Reply #40 on: September 16, 2020, 02:30:02 PM »

What the fuck is this thread about?
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« Reply #41 on: September 16, 2020, 02:34:03 PM »

We played cricket against a gay team but they only had 10 players.

I drew the short straw and batted for the other side..................... :chrisk: :chrisk:
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« Reply #42 on: September 16, 2020, 03:06:52 PM »

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