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« on: August 01, 2020, 01:39:38 PM »

Wife pestered me to go and have my PSA test done based on some friends that had discovered they had prostate cancer

I had absolutely no symptoms apart from what I took to be a weak bladder and having to pee very often.

GP gave me a test and it turned out the score was abnormally high so into JCUH for finger up the bum and MRI scan then a biopsy (stick pins in your prostate via your arse)

Prognosis was yes you have cancer and its high risk version. If not treated you'll be dead within 3 to 5 years. Having caught it an early stage it had not spread but was ready to. Bone scan confirmed this so get booked in for surgical removal. You can opt for radiotherapy but I've of loads of blokes that go that route and years later its come back. Chop it out seemed best option.

So into JCUH to be operated on by the Da Vinci robot they have which requires minimal cutting you open, less side effects and less stay in hospital.

Operation on Wednesday out of JCUH yesterday and now isolating for 2 weeks.

I now know I won't die of Prostate cancer!

Not sure why I posted this because I'll probably get a piss take back but I wanted to get lads of a similar age (55+)know and encourage you to have a PSA blood check done

Test takes 5 minutes and yea it can give false negatives and positive but f you know you score you are in a better place to spot when thing progress out of hand

My bit to spread Prostate Cancer awareness as all this TV adds on the subject seem to want is to give out badges

Dont put it off - GET A PSA CHECK DONE!



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« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2020, 01:42:46 PM »

Wife pestered me to go and have my PSA test done based on some friends that had discovered they had prostate cancer

I had absolutely no symptoms apart from what I took to be a weak bladder and having to pee very often.

GP gave me a test and it turned out the score was abnormally high so into JCUH for finger up the bum and MRI scan then a biopsy (stick pins in your prostate via your arse)

Prognosis was yes you have cancer and its high risk version. If not treated you'll be dead within 3 to 5 years. Having caught it an early stage it had not spread but was ready to. Bone scan confirmed this so get booked in for surgical removal. You can opt for radiotherapy but I've of loads of blokes that go that route and years later its come back. Chop it out seemed best option.

So into JCUH to be operated on by the Da Vinci robot they have which requires minimal cutting you open, less side effects and less stay in hospital.

Operation on Wednesday out of JCUH yesterday and now isolating for 2 weeks.

I now know I won't die of Prostate cancer!

Not sure why I posted this because I'll probably get a piss take back but I wanted to get lads of a similar age (55+)know and encourage you to have a PSA blood check done

Test takes 5 minutes and yea it can give false negatives and positive but f you know you score you are in a better place to post when thing progress out of hand

My bit to spread Prostate Cancer awareness as all this TV adds on the subject seem to want is to give out badges

Dont put it off - GET A PSA CHECK DONE!




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« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2020, 01:43:40 PM »

Scary story! Glad to hear it was caught early  :like:
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« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2020, 01:44:09 PM »

Very brave posting on here lad.

Best wishes.


My uncle had prostate too, very similar outcome to yours.

Stay safe.

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« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2020, 01:49:05 PM »

We get a PSA check offered as part of our yearly medical at work. Delayed this year due to Covid. Shows how important it can be.  :like:
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« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2020, 01:53:14 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2020, 01:55:07 PM »

Glad to hear it was caught early, and you're on the mend.
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« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2020, 02:02:32 PM »

I thought you would have noticed seeing as your head is up your arse most of the time  charles

Get well soon mate
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« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2020, 02:04:24 PM »

I thought you would have noticed seeing as your head is up your arse most of the time  charles

Get well soon mate

That's the spirit!  :nige:
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« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2020, 02:28:51 PM »

All the best Ural  :like: :like:
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« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2020, 02:30:08 PM »

It would have been nice if you could have asked one of us to stick a finger up yer bum instead.

 

Apart from that regretful oversight.... glad you caught it early and get well soon.

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« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2020, 02:34:28 PM »

Clem gets his checked every week. They’re sick of the sight of him (and his ruined Sheriff’s badge)
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« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2020, 02:35:13 PM »

Good news that it’s sorted  :like:
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« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2020, 02:37:18 PM »

Wife pestered me to go and have my PSA test done based on some friends that had discovered they had prostate cancer

I had absolutely no symptoms apart from what I took to be a weak bladder and having to pee very often.

GP gave me a test and it turned out the score was abnormally high so into JCUH for finger up the bum and MRI scan then a biopsy (stick pins in your prostate via your arse)

Prognosis was yes you have cancer and its high risk version. If not treated you'll be dead within 3 to 5 years. Having caught it an early stage it had not spread but was ready to. Bone scan confirmed this so get booked in for surgical removal. You can opt for radiotherapy but I've of loads of blokes that go that route and years later its come back. Chop it out seemed best option.

So into JCUH to be operated on by the Da Vinci robot they have which requires minimal cutting you open, less side effects and less stay in hospital.

Operation on Wednesday out of JCUH yesterday and now isolating for 2 weeks.

I now know I won't die of Prostate cancer!

Not sure why I posted this because I'll probably get a piss take back but I wanted to get lads of a similar age (55+)know and encourage you to have a PSA blood check done

Test takes 5 minutes and yea it can give false negatives and positive but f you know you score you are in a better place to spot when thing progress out of hand

My bit to spread Prostate Cancer awareness as all this TV adds on the subject seem to want is to give out badges

Dont put it off - GET A PSA CHECK DONE!






Glad to hear your okay Ural  :like:
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« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2020, 02:45:09 PM »

Clem gets his checked every week. They’re sick of the sight of him (and his ruined Sheriff’s badge)





 Doctor to  :matty:  "Your prostate is normal, however, you'll need to quit masturbating."


 :matty: "Why?" 


Doctor .... "So I can finish the examination "   







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« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2020, 02:46:06 PM »

 jc Oldie but a goodie
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« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2020, 02:49:04 PM »

Glad you caught it early mate and on the mend.
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« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2020, 02:50:15 PM »

Clem gets his checked every week. They’re sick of the sight of him (and his ruined Sheriff’s badge)

Doctor to  :matty:  "Your prostate is normal, however, you'll need to quit masturbating."

:matty: "Why?" 

Doctor .... "So I can finish the examination "   

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« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2020, 02:56:34 PM »

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« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2020, 03:23:23 PM »

Good post Ural - glad you’re ok
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« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2020, 03:38:40 PM »

Wife pestered me to go and have my PSA test done based on some friends that had discovered they had prostate cancer

I had absolutely no symptoms apart from what I took to be a weak bladder and having to pee very often.

GP gave me a test and it turned out the score was abnormally high so into JCUH for finger up the bum and MRI scan then a biopsy (stick pins in your prostate via your arse)

Prognosis was yes you have cancer and its high risk version. If not treated you'll be dead within 3 to 5 years. Having caught it an early stage it had not spread but was ready to. Bone scan confirmed this so get booked in for surgical removal. You can opt for radiotherapy but I've of loads of blokes that go that route and years later its come back. Chop it out seemed best option.

So into JCUH to be operated on by the Da Vinci robot they have which requires minimal cutting you open, less side effects and less stay in hospital.

Operation on Wednesday out of JCUH yesterday and now isolating for 2 weeks.

I now know I won't die of Prostate cancer!

Not sure why I posted this because I'll probably get a piss take back but I wanted to get lads of a similar age (55+)know and encourage you to have a PSA blood check done

Test takes 5 minutes and yea it can give false negatives and positive but f you know you score you are in a better place to spot when thing progress out of hand

My bit to spread Prostate Cancer awareness as all this TV adds on the subject seem to want is to give out badges

Dont put it off - GET A PSA CHECK DONE!




[/Not sure why I posted this because I'll probably get a piss take back

No way will anyone take the piss unless they are brain dead, cancer is a BIG deal to endure even if the outcome is positive. I had colon cancer 6 years ago and it was cut out and follow up checks have been positively good but the fear of recurrence is still there. I am a little bit obsessed about my bowel movements and always inspect the  results of a dump.
Well done for your post, it's great as it reminds folk to be aware of their bodies and to pay more attention to any irregularities no matter how minor they appear to be.
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« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2020, 03:39:00 PM »

wishing you Good health.
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« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2020, 03:41:19 PM »

Wife pestered me to go and have my PSA test done based on some friends that had discovered they had prostate cancer

I had absolutely no symptoms apart from what I took to be a weak bladder and having to pee very often.

GP gave me a test and it turned out the score was abnormally high so into JCUH for finger up the bum and MRI scan then a biopsy (stick pins in your prostate via your arse)

Prognosis was yes you have cancer and its high risk version. If not treated you'll be dead within 3 to 5 years. Having caught it an early stage it had not spread but was ready to. Bone scan confirmed this so get booked in for surgical removal. You can opt for radiotherapy but I've of loads of blokes that go that route and years later its come back. Chop it out seemed best option.

So into JCUH to be operated on by the Da Vinci robot they have which requires minimal cutting you open, less side effects and less stay in hospital.

Operation on Wednesday out of JCUH yesterday and now isolating for 2 weeks.

I now know I won't die of Prostate cancer!

Not sure why I posted this because I'll probably get a piss take back but I wanted to get lads of a similar age (55+)know and encourage you to have a PSA blood check done

Test takes 5 minutes and yea it can give false negatives and positive but f you know you score you are in a better place to spot when thing progress out of hand

My bit to spread Prostate Cancer awareness as all this TV adds on the subject seem to want is to give out badges

Dont put it off - GET A PSA CHECK DONE!





Total respect for posting this and for highlighting an issue many men are scared to get sorted.

Glad you're on the mend  :like:
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« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2020, 04:01:09 PM »

Caught mine early no op needed on tamulosin
for the rest of me life to keep it at a normal size,
they say all men over forty should have a check
these days, as its the biggest man killer in the world,
Well done ural, and speedy recovery, :like:
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« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2020, 04:03:11 PM »

Good post and result  :like:

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« Reply #26 on: August 01, 2020, 05:07:33 PM »

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Glad you’re ok.
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« Reply #27 on: August 01, 2020, 05:08:43 PM »

See we are not all cunts really  jc
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« Reply #28 on: August 01, 2020, 05:58:53 PM »

Wishing you a speedy recovery. We will be back to giving you dog's abuse shortly
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« Reply #29 on: August 01, 2020, 06:19:51 PM »

Thanks for all the good wishes - I knew you weren't all cunts

Back to dog's abuse when you are ready

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But - go and get your PSA done so at least you know your score!
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« Reply #30 on: August 01, 2020, 06:32:37 PM »

Glad you got it sorted.


Very brave of you to post this and raise awareness for this subject.

Well done pal.

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« Reply #31 on: August 01, 2020, 07:45:11 PM »

Heres to a speedy recovery to you  :beer:
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« Reply #32 on: August 01, 2020, 07:58:19 PM »

Thanks for all the good wishes - I knew you weren't all cunts

Back to dog's abuse when you are ready

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But - go and get your PSA done so at least you know your score!


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« Reply #33 on: August 01, 2020, 08:40:02 PM »

Sounds like a real pain in the arse..... monkey



























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« Reply #34 on: August 02, 2020, 09:15:58 AM »

Thanks for all the good wishes - I knew you weren't all cunts

Back to dog's abuse when you are ready

 :alf:

But - go and get your PSA done so at least you know your score!

Great news and well done for sharing your experience. You never know, it might tip the scales for someone else to go and get checked out. Top man.
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« Reply #35 on: August 02, 2020, 09:24:02 AM »

Good to hear you caught it Quntzy lad.

I watched my old man go through it eight years back. He had his removed too.
Keep having your checks done though. My dad's PSA level was zero for about four years after the op, then suddenly spiked a little. He had to have a course of radiotherapy but, touch wood, everything is OK now.

I'm at the age now, where I should be getting regular checks, especially with having it in the family.



Very brave of you to talk about it and raise awareness.




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« Reply #36 on: August 02, 2020, 09:54:04 AM »

Thanks for all the good wishes - I knew you weren't all cunts

Back to dog's abuse when you are ready

 :alf:

But - go and get your PSA done so at least you know your score!

Great news and well done for sharing your experience. You never know, it might tip the scales for someone else to go and get checked out. Top man.

Thats how I caught mine - the more its talked about the better

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« Reply #37 on: August 02, 2020, 01:25:37 PM »

What’s not to like about having a finger up and your balls probed with needles.

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« Reply #38 on: August 02, 2020, 01:32:42 PM »

I watched my old man go through it eight years back. He had his removed too.
Keep having your checks done though. My dad's PSA level was zero for about four years after the op, then suddenly spiked a little. He had to have a course of radiotherapy

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« Reply #39 on: August 02, 2020, 01:38:32 PM »

Wife pestered me to go and have my PSA test done based on some friends that had discovered they had prostate cancer

I had absolutely no symptoms apart from what I took to be a weak bladder and having to pee very often.

GP gave me a test and it turned out the score was abnormally high so into JCUH for finger up the bum and MRI scan then a biopsy (stick pins in your prostate via your arse)

Prognosis was yes you have cancer and its high risk version. If not treated you'll be dead within 3 to 5 years. Having caught it an early stage it had not spread but was ready to. Bone scan confirmed this so get booked in for surgical removal. You can opt for radiotherapy but I've of loads of blokes that go that route and years later its come back. Chop it out seemed best option.

So into JCUH to be operated on by the Da Vinci robot they have which requires minimal cutting you open, less side effects and less stay in hospital.

Operation on Wednesday out of JCUH yesterday and now isolating for 2 weeks.

I now know I won't die of Prostate cancer!

Not sure why I posted this because I'll probably get a piss take back but I wanted to get lads of a similar age (55+)know and encourage you to have a PSA blood check done

Test takes 5 minutes and yea it can give false negatives and positive but f you know you score you are in a better place to spot when thing progress out of hand

My bit to spread Prostate Cancer awareness as all this TV adds on the subject seem to want is to give out badges

Dont put it off - GET A PSA CHECK DONE!





Full respect for posting :like:

Lad I drink with now and again is a consultant and he reckons that if every ailment was curable eventually what would kill us off is the prostate.

It is a cunt as there are no symptoms.  
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« Reply #40 on: August 02, 2020, 01:40:09 PM »

I watched my old man go through it eight years back. He had his removed too.
Keep having your checks done though. My dad's PSA level was zero for about four years after the op, then suddenly spiked a little. He had to have a course of radiotherapy




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