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« on: July 19, 2020, 09:08:32 PM »

THAT WENT FUCKING WELL THEN  👎😠👎
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« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2020, 09:23:48 PM »

Can't go on your pikey getaway ya daft cunt  :lenin:
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« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2020, 09:42:28 PM »

What did anyone expect?

The virus is still here, and new cases rise every day, and we still have no cure or vaccine.

Fuck all has changed.

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« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2020, 09:49:49 PM »

No its not. 
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« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2020, 10:01:06 PM »

Fake virus.
Fake tests.
Fake deaths.
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« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2020, 10:05:40 PM »

and fake news. Benidorm is not locked down. I have some mates over their golfing right now. They reckon its quiet as fook altbough been hell on in the square as the police are taking the opportunity of less footfall to try and smash the nefarious activity by raiding bars and locking up dodgepots dealers
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« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2020, 10:07:01 PM »

Bob what do you mean by fake virus exactly?
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« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2020, 10:07:34 PM »

It's not like Acko to tell lies  :alf: :nige:
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« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2020, 10:08:33 PM »

THAT WENT FUCKING WELL THEN  👎😠👎
WHO SAID THIS 
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« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2020, 10:28:17 PM »

Real deaths.

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« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2020, 10:31:56 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2020, 10:32:10 PM »

https://metro.co.uk/2020/07/18/huge-queues-benidorm-tourists-wait-sunbathe-beach-13007352/
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« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2020, 10:45:59 PM »

I couldnít be fucking arsed.
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« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2020, 11:13:05 PM »

Benidorm is a fucking shithole, i'd rather have 2 weeks in Southbank
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« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2020, 11:29:53 PM »

Benidorm is a fucking shithole, i'd rather have 2 weeks in Southbank

Think id pick Benidorm. 
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« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2020, 11:41:55 PM »

Benidorm is a fucking shithole, i'd rather have 2 weeks in Southbank

The area of Benidorm I believe your on about is very small, and compact .
Benidorm on the whole is rather a nice place
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« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2020, 11:44:26 PM »

It's like a fucking massive council estate transplanted to Spain, vile
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« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2020, 02:09:56 AM »

 Towz fuck off you probably have never been,
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« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2020, 05:06:18 AM »

People are so stupid. Of course cases will rise as more tests are carried out.
Add to that the unreliability of the actual tests and what exactly are they testing for?
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« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2020, 09:02:45 AM »

Towz fuck off you probably have never been,


I went once. Stopped there for a day in a hire car whilst driving to Valencia. He's right it's fucking awful.

Full of bars selling Carling and serving egg and chips. Blackboards up telling you what time Emmerdale and Eastenders is on.

Made me embarrassed to be british to be honest. Full of cunts who have no interest in foreign food or culture. They simply want park end with sunshine and a beach.
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« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2020, 10:21:23 AM »

Benidorm is a fucking shithole, i'd rather have 2 weeks in Southbank
Has Southbank got a swagger?  charles
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« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2020, 01:21:38 PM »

Benidorm is undoubtedly rough as fuck but its a laugh. I went about 5 years on a boys jolly and although it took a bit of acclimatising to we enjoyed it and more so everyone there seemed to be enjoying it. It is what it is
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« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2020, 01:55:13 PM »

I went once and it's like the shameless of Spain  :ponce: lidds caught out lying yet again shocker  :ponce:
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« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2020, 02:35:16 PM »

It was okay a long time ago..

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« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2020, 05:39:49 PM »

Benidorm is a fucking shithole, i'd rather have 2 weeks in Southbank

Benidorm is great. If only for being totally free of pretentious dickheads.

No offence.
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« Reply #25 on: July 20, 2020, 06:04:56 PM »

Towz fuck off you probably have never been,


I have been and I regret it, shithole full of pondlife
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« Reply #26 on: July 20, 2020, 06:05:36 PM »

Benidorm is a fucking shithole, i'd rather have 2 weeks in Southbank

Benidorm is great. If only for being totally free of pretentious dickheads.

No offence.

I'm the least pretentious bloke you could meet, Benidorm is a fucking shithole
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« Reply #27 on: July 20, 2020, 06:06:41 PM »

Towz fuck off you probably have never been,


I went once. Stopped there for a day in a hire car whilst driving to Valencia. He's right it's fucking awful.

Full of bars selling Carling and serving egg and chips. Blackboards up telling you what time Emmerdale and Eastenders is on.

Made me embarrassed to be british to be honest. Full of cunts who have no interest in foreign food or culture. They simply want park end with sunshine and a beach.

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« Reply #28 on: July 21, 2020, 12:35:41 PM »

My bar is a cracking bar or so i,m told
by many customers, So your wrong again
Thick cunt,
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« Reply #29 on: July 21, 2020, 01:36:04 PM »

My bar is a cracking bar or so i,m told
by many customers, So your wrong again
Thick cunt,
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« Reply #30 on: July 21, 2020, 01:37:49 PM »

My bar is a cracking bar or so i,m told
by many customers, So your wrong again
Thick cunt,


Donít feed the daft cunt. Heís best ignored.
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« Reply #31 on: July 23, 2020, 01:20:58 PM »

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/spain-coronavirus-cases-increase-holidaymakers-18648627


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« Reply #32 on: July 26, 2020, 07:17:45 AM »

YEAH WASN'T FAR WRONG.... ALL FLIGHTS FROM BRITAIN TO SPAIN CANCELLED  👍
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« Reply #33 on: July 26, 2020, 11:20:47 AM »

It was okay a long time ago..



Do all the fishermen look like that 
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« Reply #34 on: July 26, 2020, 11:53:17 AM »

YEAH WASN'T FAR WRONG.... ALL FLIGHTS FROM BRITAIN TO SPAIN CANCELLED  👍


Yeah... not far wrong... 
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« Reply #35 on: July 26, 2020, 11:54:45 AM »

(Apart from it all being wrong)
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