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« on: June 28, 2020, 10:51:41 AM »

The latest cultural awareness is calling for the removal of a white Jesus. Apparently it should be based on facts and Jesus would have looked middle-eastern. Who’s fucking facts are those? He was a leading character in a fictional book. When will these daft cunts fuck off and put their efforts into helping the human race with things that matter.
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« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2020, 11:16:39 AM »

The fictional book is set in the Middle East though, so why not portray it accurately?



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« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2020, 11:18:10 AM »

The latest cultural awareness is calling for the removal of a white Jesus. Apparently it should be based on facts and Jesus would have looked middle-eastern. Who’s fucking facts are those? He was a leading character in a fictional book. When will these daft cunts fuck off and put their efforts into helping the human race with things that matter.











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« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2020, 11:23:21 AM »

The fictional book is set in the Middle East though, so why not portray it accurately?



COB’s RWNJ snowflakes would be the first ones to moan if Robin Hood was played by an Arab

Do you agree no black James bond then? Good to see you hve some common sense
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« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2020, 11:28:36 AM »

The fictional book is set in the Middle East though, so why not portray it accurately?



COB’s RWNJ snowflakes would be the first ones to moan if Robin Hood was played by an Arab

Do you agree no black James bond then? Good to see you hve some common sense




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« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2020, 12:53:13 PM »

The fictional book is set in the Middle East though, so why not portray it accurately?



COB’s RWNJ snowflakes would be the first ones to moan if Robin Hood was played by an Arab


I don't remember anyone on here kicking off too much when he was played by a fuckin yank.



 
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« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2020, 12:53:47 PM »

Jesus?
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« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2020, 12:54:21 PM »

Ye know who I mean ye cunt.



 
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« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2020, 12:57:05 PM »

I think Jesus delivered my takeaway last weekend  mick


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« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2020, 12:58:52 PM »

Which takeaway does severed heads like.






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« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2020, 01:05:16 PM »

If Jesus was alive today he would be on a rubber boat trying to cross the channel.
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« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2020, 01:05:56 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2020, 01:11:11 PM »

If Jesus was alive today he would be on a rubber boat trying to cross the channel.
I THOUGHT HE COULD WALK ON WATER  mcl
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« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2020, 01:11:16 PM »

Pssssttt......He is not real....... :pd:
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« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2020, 01:12:52 PM »

Sums up the unflushed turd that is matty

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« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2020, 01:16:15 PM »

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« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2020, 01:16:48 PM »

The fictional book is set in the Middle East though, so why not portray it accurately?



COB’s RWNJ snowflakes would be the first ones to moan if Robin Hood was played by an Arab

Do you agree no black James bond then? Good to see you hve some common sense




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« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2020, 01:18:25 PM »

The fictional book is set in the Middle East though, so why not portray it accurately?



COB’s RWNJ snowflakes would be the first ones to moan if Robin Hood was played by an Arab
Who would he look like, his dad? Maybe god had blue eyes and blonde hair. I’ll just go and fact check it.

‘Accurate’, do me a favour.   charles
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« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2020, 01:19:55 PM »

The fictional book is set in the Middle East though, so why not portray it accurately?



COB’s RWNJ snowflakes would be the first ones to moan if Robin Hood was played by an Arab
Who would he look like, his dad? Maybe god had blue eyes and blonde hair. I’ll just go and fact check it.

‘Accurate’, do me a favour.   charles

I will check Snopes for you..... :alf:
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« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2020, 01:20:36 PM »

If Jesus was alive today he would be on a rubber boat trying to cross the channel.
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He doesn't walk on it. He fuckin parts it using the force ye fuckin atheist cunt.




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« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2020, 01:21:21 PM »

While we are at it bears aint fucking Orange so whats the game with Winnie The Pooh?  
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« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2020, 01:21:33 PM »

The fictional book is set in the Middle East though, so why not portray it accurately?



COB’s RWNJ snowflakes would be the first ones to moan if Robin Hood was played by an Arab
Who would he look like, his dad? Maybe god had blue eyes and blonde hair. I’ll just go and fact check it.

‘Accurate’, do me a favour.   charles



He’d probably look similar to other blokes from Judea. That’s where the book is set I believe  :like:


(Never read it myself)
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« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2020, 01:22:10 PM »

While we are at it bears aint fucking Orange so whats the game with Winnie The Pooh?  


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« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2020, 01:23:09 PM »

Sums up the unflushed turd that is matty


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« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2020, 01:27:41 PM »

The fictional book is set in the Middle East though, so why not portray it accurately?



COB’s RWNJ snowflakes would be the first ones to moan if Robin Hood was played by an Arab
Who would he look like, his dad? Maybe god had blue eyes and blonde hair. I’ll just go and fact check it.

‘Accurate’, do me a favour.   charles



He’d probably look similar to other blokes from Judea. That’s where the book is set I believe  :like:


(Never read it myself)

Why would he look like everyone else? You do know that people moved around in those days as well don’t you?
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« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2020, 01:28:24 PM »

Was he just on holiday there? Cheap flight over maybe?
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« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2020, 01:30:06 PM »

The fictional book is set in the Middle East though, so why not portray it accurately?



COB’s RWNJ snowflakes would be the first ones to moan if Robin Hood was played by an Arab
Who would he look like, his dad? Maybe god had blue eyes and blonde hair. I’ll just go and fact check it.

‘Accurate’, do me a favour.   charles



He’d probably look similar to other blokes from Judea. That’s where the book is set I believe  :like:


(Never read it myself)
I think the name Jesus of Nazareth is a giveaway to where he’s from.  charles
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« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2020, 01:30:35 PM »

Was he just on holiday there? Cheap flight over maybe?

No he was on a sabbatical..........
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« Reply #28 on: June 28, 2020, 01:30:55 PM »

To be fair i think there are plenty of historical texts and records that Jesus existed but none of the records of the time make any claim to him being son of god or a miracle worker. He was just a joiner who was a political upstart against roman occupation. Bit of a SFLD really. The new testament came 70 years or so after his death and that is the no evidence fictional stuff but i think most historians agree there was a Jesus of Nazareth. He just wasn't religious .

Think there was only one physical description of Jesus and it was something like dark skinned with woolly hair.
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« Reply #29 on: June 28, 2020, 01:31:14 PM »

Was he just on holiday there? Cheap flight over maybe?



He walked the earth like Kane from Kung Fu ye stupid cunt.




 
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« Reply #30 on: June 28, 2020, 01:31:34 PM »

Was he just on holiday there? Cheap flight over maybe?

Quite possible, he’s Jesus he can do anything - turn your soy milk into special brew if you like.

Do you complain about Harry Potter not being authentic too?
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« Reply #31 on: June 28, 2020, 01:31:53 PM »

The fictional book is set in the Middle East though, so why not portray it accurately?



COB’s RWNJ snowflakes would be the first ones to moan if Robin Hood was played by an Arab
Who would he look like, his dad? Maybe god had blue eyes and blonde hair. I’ll just go and fact check it.

‘Accurate’, do me a favour.   charles



He’d probably look similar to other blokes from Judea. That’s where the book is set I believe  :like:


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Why would he look like everyone else?
Matty likes to stereotype.  
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« Reply #32 on: June 28, 2020, 01:32:23 PM »

Was he just on holiday there? Cheap flight over maybe?



He walked the earth like Kane from Kung Fu ye stupid cunt.




 


 
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« Reply #33 on: June 28, 2020, 01:35:34 PM »

Jesus Christ died over 2000 years ago and people are still going on about it.


I didn't even realise he was a Scouser. .................
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« Reply #34 on: June 28, 2020, 01:43:35 PM »

The fictional book is set in the Middle East though, so why not portray it accurately?



COB’s RWNJ snowflakes would be the first ones to moan if Robin Hood was played by an Arab

How can you portray something accurately in the absence of facts? There is no real evidence of what Jesus looked like and you'll find depictions on him in Ethiopian and Chinese art that portray him with a similar ethnic look to the artists and the people in the society they lived.

There isn't some racist conspiracy as to why Jesus is portrayed as white in Western art, most of these depictions pre-date things like racism (as we define it today) and white supremacy. Of course, this is very problematic in contemporary times as minority groups and their white allies absolutely loathe the Western world and it's predominant white/Euro-centric culture.

Welby's comments are nothing more than a realisation that the CofE is dying fast, and so by pandering to a group of young people completely disengaged from religion, he hopes they see him and the Church as 'progressive'.
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« Reply #35 on: June 28, 2020, 01:49:11 PM »

The fictional book is set in the Middle East though, so why not portray it accurately?



COB’s RWNJ snowflakes would be the first ones to moan if Robin Hood was played by an Arab

How can you portray something accurately in the absence of facts? There is no real evidence of what Jesus looked like and you'll find depictions on him in Ethiopian and Chinese art that portray him with a similar ethnic look to the artists and the people in the society they lived.

There isn't some racist conspiracy as to why Jesus is portrayed as white in Western art, most of these depictions pre-date things like racism (as we define it today) and white supremacy. Of course, this is very problematic in contemporary times as minority groups and their white allies absolutely loathe the Western world and it's predominant white/Euro-centric culture.

Welby's comments are nothing more than a realisation that the CofE is dying fast, and so by pandering to a group of young people completely disengaged from religion, he hopes they see him and the Church as 'progressive'.

Jesus Christ.......

Crucifact or crucifixion?...........
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« Reply #36 on: June 28, 2020, 02:09:31 PM »

Crucifixion’s a doddle. 
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« Reply #37 on: June 28, 2020, 02:21:18 PM »

He could end up in a shitty hotel in Glasgow.
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« Reply #39 on: June 28, 2020, 02:50:48 PM »

If Jesus was alive today he would be on a rubber boat trying to cross the channel.
Heading towards France?
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If Jesus was alive today he would be on a rubber boat trying to cross the channel.
Heading towards France?
has that ever happened intentionally? Bet the french army thought of doing it this way 80 years ago.  monkey
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Can you write 'gang-raped' in a bible? 
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« Reply #43 on: June 28, 2020, 03:09:04 PM »

The latest cultural awareness is calling for the removal of a white Jesus. Apparently it should be based on facts and Jesus would have looked middle-eastern. Who’s fucking facts are those? He was a leading character in a fictional book. When will these daft cunts fuck off and put their efforts into helping the human race with things that matter.

Pile - there is more historical evidence for the existence of Jesus than Julius Ceasar.

Whether he was the son of God is open to your interpretation but there certainly was a man who was famous in that period called Jesus.
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« Reply #44 on: June 28, 2020, 03:11:53 PM »

The latest cultural awareness is calling for the removal of a white Jesus. Apparently it should be based on facts and Jesus would have looked middle-eastern. Who’s fucking facts are those? He was a leading character in a fictional book. When will these daft cunts fuck off and put their efforts into helping the human race with things that matter.

Pile - there is more historical evidence for the existence of Jesus than Julius Ceasar.

Whether he was the son of God is open to your interpretation but there certainly was a man who was famous in that period called Jesus.


That was a mexican on his jollies, it was pronounced "hayzeus"..............
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« Reply #45 on: June 28, 2020, 03:15:20 PM »

The fictional book is set in the Middle East though, so why not portray it accurately?



COB’s RWNJ snowflakes would be the first ones to moan if Robin Hood was played by an Arab

Has the Middle East moved?
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« Reply #49 on: June 28, 2020, 03:46:56 PM »

The latest cultural awareness is calling for the removal of a white Jesus. Apparently it should be based on facts and Jesus would have looked middle-eastern. Who’s fucking facts are those? He was a leading character in a fictional book. When will these daft cunts fuck off and put their efforts into helping the human race with things that matter.

Pile - there is more historical evidence for the existence of Jesus than Julius Ceasar.

Whether he was the son of God is open to your interpretation but there certainly was a man who was famous in that period called Jesus.


That was a mexican on his jollies, it was pronounced "hayzeus"..............

Mexicans at that time didn't have Spanish names  mcl
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