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« on: May 23, 2020, 02:09:33 PM »

Corona virus has turned us all into dogs.
We roam around the house looking for food.
We're told "No!" If we get too close to strangers .
And the thought of a car ride sends us wild with excitement.

Hopefully I will be able to lick my own cock and bollocks by the time this is over as well..............
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« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2020, 02:11:32 PM »

Corona virus has turned us all into dogs.
We roam around the house looking for food.
We're told "No!" If we get too close to strangers .
And the thought of a car ride sends us wild with excitement.

Hopefully I will be able to lick my own cock and bollocks by the time this is over as well..............


If you need advice on how to lick your own balls, ask monster, he's got experience for sucking cock and balls.

Just not sure if they are his own or not
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« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2020, 02:19:44 PM »

Corona virus has turned us all into dogs.
We roam around the house looking for food.
We're told "No!" If we get too close to strangers .
And the thought of a car ride sends us wild with excitement.

Hopefully I will be able to lick my own cock and bollocks by the time this is over as well..............


If you need advice on how to lick your own balls, ask monster, he's got experience for sucking cock and balls.

Just not sure if they are his own or not

i see you have fixed the letters on your keyboard well done fella 
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« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2020, 02:22:47 PM »

I've just spent a few weeks in isolation, locked in my bedroom, masturbating to porn hub and reading sick jokes...

I was going to venture out to the shops today, until I turned on the news and heard about this corona virus thingy...........
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« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2020, 02:23:22 PM »

Corona virus has turned us all into dogs.
We roam around the house looking for food.
We're told "No!" If we get too close to strangers .
And the thought of a car ride sends us wild with excitement.

Hopefully I will be able to lick my own cock and bollocks by the time this is over as well..............


If you need advice on how to lick your own balls, ask monster, he's got experience for sucking cock and balls.

Just not sure if they are his own or not

i see you have fixed the letters on your keyboard well done fella 

Eh, i dom't kmow what you neam
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« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2020, 02:27:47 PM »

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Corona virus has turned us all into dogs.
We roam around the house looking for food.
We're told "No!" If we get too close to strangers .
And the thought of a car ride sends us wild with excitement.

Hopefully I will be able to lick my own cock and bollocks by the time this is over as well..............


If you need advice on how to lick your own balls, ask monster, he's got experience for sucking cock and balls.

Just not sure if they are his own or not

i see you have fixed the letters on your keyboard well done fella 

Eh, i dom't kmow what you neam
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« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2020, 02:43:26 PM »

STILL CRYING OVER DOGS ON THE INTERNET RIK? 🤡🤡🤡🤡

BEER ME BOYZZZ🍻🍺🍻🍺
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« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2020, 02:48:26 PM »

STILL CRYING OVER DOGS ON THE INTERNET RIK? 🤡🤡🤡🤡

BEER ME BOYZZZ🍻🍺🍻🍺
#SEND IN THE CLOWNS#....................
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« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2020, 03:24:07 PM »

Yeah, still obsessing over people you don't know.


Fucking Monster :wanker: :wanker: :wanker:
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« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2020, 03:31:17 PM »

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

BEER ME WALLER 🍻🍺🍻🍺
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« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2020, 03:33:46 PM »

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

BEER ME WALLER 🍻🍺🍻🍺

Beer Me 'ARRIS 🍻🍺🍻🍺

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« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2020, 04:12:35 PM »

🤡🤡🤡HANDJOBBING DOGS ON THE RAINBOW BRIDGE  🤣🤣🤣

🍻🍺🍻🍺BEER ME BOYS
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« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2020, 04:16:03 PM »

🤡🤡🤡HANDJOBBING DOGS ON THE RAINBOW BRIDGE  🤣🤣🤣

🍻🍺🍻🍺BEER ME BOYS


Female dogs don't have a penis, a lot like you.
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« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2020, 05:41:32 PM »

🤡🤡🤡HANDJOBBING DOGS ON THE RAINBOW BRIDGE  🤣🤣🤣

🍻🍺🍻🍺BEER ME BOYS
Better than dogging for handjobs eh Minty ?..................... :wanker:
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« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2020, 05:54:45 PM »

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Better than dogging for handjobs eh Minty ?..................... :wanker:

Got him there lad
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« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2020, 05:59:53 PM »

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Better than dogging for handjobs eh Minty ?..................... :wanker:

Got him there lad
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« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2020, 06:13:28 PM »

🤡🤡🤡HANDJOBBING DOGS ON THE RAINBOW BRIDGE  🤣🤣🤣

🍻🍺🍻🍺BEER ME BOYS


Female dogs don't have a penis, a lot like you.

MUST HAVE BEEN INSERTING YOUR FAT SAUSAGE FINGERS THEN  charles :nige:

BEER ME BOYZZ :beer: :beer: :beer:
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« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2020, 10:33:55 PM »

🤡🤡🤡HANDJOBBING DOGS ON THE RAINBOW BRIDGE  🤣🤣🤣

🍻🍺🍻🍺BEER ME BOYS


Female dogs don't have a penis, a lot like you.

MUST HAVE BEEN INSERTING YOUR FAT SAUSAGE FINGERS THEN  charles :nige:

BEER ME BOYZZ :beer: :beer: :beer:


What a disgusting piece of work you are. Bestiality is just one step from child abuse in the eyes of the law. And you obviously have the bestiality on your dirty depraved mind, so god knows what else goes on in that tiny mind of yours.

Sort yourself out, you dirty rat.
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« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2020, 11:04:31 PM »

HAVEN'T YOU BEEN CALLING MATTY BUMCAT FOR MONTHS? 

ANOTHER OWN GOAL FROM TITUS BRAMBLE  :like:

YEAH?

OK ... SHHHH!!!!!!!!  mcl

GOOD MAN 

BEER ME BOYZZZZZZZZ :beer: :beer: :beer:
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« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2020, 01:14:19 AM »

HAVEN'T YOU BEEN CALLING MATTY BUMCAT FOR MONTHS? 

ANOTHER OWN GOAL FROM TITUS BRAMBLE  :like:

YEAH?

OK ... SHHHH!!!!!!!!  mcl

GOOD MAN 

BEER ME BOYZZZZZZZZ :beer: :beer: :beer:
You sound like a fucking tart......Oh do fuck off................
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« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2020, 02:42:38 AM »

HAVEN'T YOU BEEN CALLING MATTY BUMCAT FOR MONTHS? 

ANOTHER OWN GOAL FROM TITUS BRAMBLE  :like:

YEAH?

OK ... SHHHH!!!!!!!!  mcl

GOOD MAN 

BEER ME BOYZZZZZZZZ :beer: :beer: :beer:
You sound like a fucking tart......Oh do fuck off................

RIK IS NOT A TART  :unlike:

HE'S A GOOD LAD AND WAS A GOOD BUD FOR A BIT  :like:

I CALL A TRUCE RIK  :homer:

WE ARE TWO CONTINENTS OF EXPERIENCE   jc

BEER ME RIK LAD :beer:
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« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2020, 07:32:27 AM »

Iíve never called matty bumcat at all, youíll find thatís clem
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« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2020, 07:41:31 AM »

Iíve never called matty bumcat at all, youíll find thatís clem

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« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2020, 08:03:11 AM »

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« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2020, 10:40:05 AM »

HAVEN'T YOU BEEN CALLING MATTY BUMCAT FOR MONTHS? 

ANOTHER OWN GOAL FROM TITUS BRAMBLE  :like:

YEAH?

OK ... SHHHH!!!!!!!!  mcl

GOOD MAN 

BEER ME BOYZZZZZZZZ :beer: :beer: :beer:
You sound like a fucking tart......Oh do fuck off................

RIK IS NOT A TART  :unlike:

HE'S A GOOD LAD AND WAS A GOOD BUD FOR A BIT  :like:

I CALL A TRUCE RIK  :homer:

WE ARE TWO CONTINENTS OF EXPERIENCE   jc

BEER ME RIK LAD :beer:
Watch it Rik Minty is trying divide and conquer 
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« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2020, 10:48:15 AM »

🤡🤡🤡HANDJOBBING DOGS ON THE RAINBOW BRIDGE  🤣🤣🤣

🍻🍺🍻🍺BEER ME BOYS


Female dogs don't have a penis, a lot like you.

MUST HAVE BEEN INSERTING YOUR FAT SAUSAGE FINGERS THEN  charles :nige:

BEER ME BOYZZ :beer: :beer: :beer:


What a disgusting piece of work you are. Bestiality is just one step from child abuse in the eyes of the law. And you obviously have the bestiality on your dirty depraved mind, so god knows what else goes on in that tiny mind of yours.

Sort yourself out, you dirty rat.

















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« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2020, 10:50:45 AM »

🤡🤡🤡HANDJOBBING DOGS ON THE RAINBOW BRIDGE  🤣🤣🤣

🍻🍺🍻🍺BEER ME BOYS


Female dogs don't have a penis, a lot like you.

MUST HAVE BEEN INSERTING YOUR FAT SAUSAGE FINGERS THEN  charles :nige:

BEER ME BOYZZ :beer: :beer: :beer:


What a disgusting piece of work you are. Bestiality is just one step from child abuse in the eyes of the law. And you obviously have the bestiality on your dirty depraved mind, so god knows what else goes on in that tiny mind of yours.

Sort yourself out, you dirty rat.
When Rik goes all Cagney you know he means business.... :like:
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« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2020, 05:41:39 PM »

🤡🤡🤡HANDJOBBING DOGS ON THE RAINBOW BRIDGE  🤣🤣🤣

🍻🍺🍻🍺BEER ME BOYS


Female dogs don't have a penis, a lot like you.

MUST HAVE BEEN INSERTING YOUR FAT SAUSAGE FINGERS THEN  charles :nige:

BEER ME BOYZZ :beer: :beer: :beer:


What a disgusting piece of work you are. Bestiality is just one step from child abuse in the eyes of the law. And you obviously have the bestiality on your dirty depraved mind, so god knows what else goes on in that tiny mind of yours.

Sort yourself out, you dirty rat.
When Rik goes all BLOBBY you know he means business.... :like:


 :nige: :nige: :nige: :nige:

BEER ME BOYZZZZZZ :beer:
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« Reply #28 on: May 24, 2020, 05:42:42 PM »

When monster goes all JIMMY

 

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« Reply #29 on: May 24, 2020, 05:43:22 PM »

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« Reply #30 on: May 24, 2020, 05:44:57 PM »

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« Reply #31 on: May 24, 2020, 05:45:08 PM »

KEITH LARD  klins  charles


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« Reply #32 on: May 24, 2020, 05:49:02 PM »

KEITH LARD  klins  charles


BEER ME BOYZZZZZZ  :beer: :beer: :beer:

Lost of me that, please explain who the fuck Keith lard is?

Marks former radio partner?
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« Reply #33 on: May 24, 2020, 05:49:37 PM »

 mcl mcl :mcl:CLASSIC RIK


BEER ME BUD  :beer:
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