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« on: May 17, 2020, 09:49:26 PM »

A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency where social workers raise doubts about their suitability.
The couple produce photos of their 30-foot motor home,which is clean, well maintained, and equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers raise concerns about the education the child would receive while in the couple's care. "We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects, along with French, Mandarin, and computing skills," they’re told.
Then the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.
"The child will be surrounded by family, but we’ve also retained a nanny who’s a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied and ask, "What age child are you ideally hoping to adopt?"


















Doesn't really matter, as long as he fits into the cannon..."


 
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« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2020, 10:08:27 PM »

Miserable cunts  :pope2: :pope2:
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« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2020, 10:09:26 PM »

A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency where social workers raise doubts about their suitability.
The couple produce photos of their 30-foot motor home,which is clean, well maintained, and equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers raise concerns about the education the child would receive while in the couple's care. "We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects, along with French, Mandarin, and computing skills," they’re told.
Then the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.
"The child will be surrounded by family, but we’ve also retained a nanny who’s a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied and ask, "What age child are you ideally hoping to adopt?"


















Doesn't really matter, as long as he fits into the cannon..."


 
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« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2020, 10:29:26 PM »

I tittered.
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« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2020, 10:59:29 PM »

It used to get a laugh twenty odd years ago,
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« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2020, 11:46:34 PM »

It used to get a laugh twenty odd years ago,
WHERE THE FUCK IS MINGE DIGGING THEM UP FROM  rava
I AM WAITING FOR IS KNOCK KNOCK JOKES  klins
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« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2020, 03:29:11 AM »

A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency where social workers raise doubts about their suitability.
The couple produce photos of their 30-foot motor home,which is clean, well maintained, and equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers raise concerns about the education the child would receive while in the couple's care. "We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects, along with French, Mandarin, and computing skills," they’re told.
Then the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.
"The child will be surrounded by family, but we’ve also retained a nanny who’s a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied and ask, "What age child are you ideally hoping to adopt?"


















Doesn't really matter, as long as he fits into the cannon..."


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When's the comedian on?
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