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« on: February 13, 2020, 11:18:33 AM »

He was at the currency counter buying dollars.

Asked him where he was going and he said California.
Not for a holiday though.

Going out there to see a mate who has just been jailed.

Apparently this strange cunt of a mate was caught in his own garage, with a mango jammed in his mouth, wearing a Donald mask, an 'I love Boris' tee-shirt tied tightly around his throat and also the throat of a muskrat that he was buried up the back end of.
















I hope it wasn't Clem.











 
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