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« on: January 27, 2020, 05:53:11 PM »

It all started when Jamie East asked on Twitter -
"What’s the best nickname a work colleague of yours has got? My favourite is one I heard Johnny Vaughan talk about - one place called a lad Levi’s because he always went home at 5:01"

Since then there have been some fucking belters:

'My husband is a southerner living in Yorkshire. He also has a glass eye.  His Barnsley workmates call him ‘the London eye’.

'Mate used to work with a bloke called Dave that had a tic that made him lift both arms above his head. They called him Mexican Dave'

My favourite so far has to be the bloke called Wayne Bruce who was nicknamed ManBat by his workmates.
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So, can we beat these? .....

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« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2020, 06:02:04 PM »

FUCKING HELL TRACTOR TELL  🙄

DON'T GIVE UP THE FUCKING DAY JOB WILL YA  😒
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« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2020, 06:03:57 PM »

a lad I worked with went offshore, he always stayed in the control room so he was called "the Olympic torch" because he never went out
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« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2020, 06:04:55 PM »

There was a big ugly lesbian at my old work who I labelled Corned Beef, not to her face obviously.

I did used to sing the song from Phoenix Nights 'corned beef with chips or with salad its corned beef' when she walked passed.

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« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2020, 06:45:53 PM »

It all started when Jamie East asked on Twitter -
"What’s the best nickname a work colleague of yours has got? My favourite is one I heard Johnny Vaughan talk about - one place called a lad Levi’s because he always went home at 5:01"

Since then there have been some fucking belters:

'My husband is a southerner living in Yorkshire. He also has a glass eye.  His Barnsley workmates call him ‘the London eye’.

'Mate used to work with a bloke called Dave that had a tic that made him lift both arms above his head. They called him Mexican Dave'

My favourite so far has to be the bloke called Wayne Bruce who was nicknamed ManBat by his workmates.
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So, can we beat these? .....



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« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2020, 06:59:19 PM »

When I was welding years back, worked with a plater who got nicknamed "man down" cause he was a bone idle little cunt
and rough as fuck
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« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2020, 07:27:24 PM »

FUCKING HELL TRACTOR TELL  🙄

DON'T GIVE UP THE FUCKING DAY JOB WILL YA  😒

You must have some little fella, don’t be shy.
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« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2020, 07:46:18 PM »

Some fellas at a place I worked before said a plater they know gets called Wobble Gob, because he can’t keep his fucking mouth shut the gobshite
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« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2020, 08:29:58 PM »

a lad I worked with went offshore, he always stayed in the control room so he was called "the Olympic torch" because he never went out

That’s the ticket!
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« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2020, 08:48:54 PM »

a lad I worked with went offshore, he always stayed in the control room so he was called "the Olympic torch" because he never went out

That’s the ticket!
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He was called spaceman on our site because he had a bouncy walk.
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« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2020, 09:50:48 PM »

Lad I work with offshore is a lazy fucker

He puts his gloves on, stands back and watches the others graft

His nickname is The Wicket Keeper
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« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2020, 09:52:51 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2020, 10:01:13 PM »

Radar - for lad who picked up all gossip

Bog doors - lass at work with awful teeth

Two- if you had one he had two
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« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2020, 10:42:02 PM »


Two- if you had one he had two

Worked with a woman like that once, if you'd just come back from Tenerife she'd just come back from Elevenerife.
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« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2020, 07:06:18 AM »

We have one called rewind ....everything he does comes back
And an old boy who does general cleaning up around the place, tall skinny thin faced fella we call Bergen

Mine is machine  :like:
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« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2020, 10:06:08 AM »

There was a big ugly lesbian at my old work...………..

We had one of them...….she was very masculine, crew cut, always wore trousers & DM's and smoked role ups. She was known as "half a gadge", though not to her face  klins

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« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2020, 10:15:32 AM »

I worked with a bloke at Hartlepool Power Station who had a big birthmark on his face, nickname was Splat
There was also a bloke who's nickname was HIN (Hole in Nose) as he had a habit of pushing a ball point pen into his nose when he was reading stuff and he ended up with a hole in it
There's a bloke here in Algeria who we call Taily as he looks so primitive we assume he has a tail (noone has checked as far as i know)
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« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2020, 10:17:20 AM »

We had one we called wally, as he looked like where’s wally, the stupid cunt kept reporting us for bullying when we we called him that. So it changed to shit breath as he had black teeth and his breath hummed.

My old man worked with a guy who always used to forget little things so he got called Al (for Alzheimer’s)
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« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2020, 12:43:31 PM »

Guy called James worked on one of the plants I was on as an apprentice. He had a club foot and wore one of them special boots with the large heel.

All the rotten cunts who worked with him called him Big Jimmy Little Jimmy.




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« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2020, 01:49:19 PM »

Reminds me of a lad at uni in the 80’s who had a club foot and I didn’t understand why people called him Yardy (he wasn’t black!). Turns out he was called Yard because it’s bigger than a foot.
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« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2020, 02:14:19 PM »

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« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2020, 04:01:54 PM »

I worked with a bloke at Hartlepool Power Station who had a big birthmark on his face, nickname was Splat
There was also a bloke who's nickname was HIN (Hole in Nose) as he had a habit of pushing a ball point pen into his nose when he was reading stuff and he ended up with a hole in it
There's a bloke here in Algeria who we call Taily as he looks so primitive we assume he has a tail (noone has checked as far as i know)

the guy with the hole in nose is KJ

the other guy once was the head of rotating plant
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« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2020, 05:54:36 PM »

I worked with a bloke at Hartlepool Power Station who had a big birthmark on his face, nickname was Splat
There was also a bloke who's nickname was HIN (Hole in Nose) as he had a habit of pushing a ball point pen into his nose when he was reading stuff and he ended up with a hole in it
There's a bloke here in Algeria who we call Taily as he looks so primitive we assume he has a tail (noone has checked as far as i know)

the guy with the hole in nose is KJ

the other guy once was the head of rotating plant

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« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2020, 06:47:30 PM »

I worked with a lad, surname BUCHAN (pronounced bucking).

One of the wags at work gave him a new first name of: TWO DOGS.
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« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2020, 07:27:40 PM »

WORKED WITH A PROCESS OPP FROM BILLOG A FEW YEARS BACK.... HE WAS VERY SMALL AND SKINNY AND HAD A FUNNY SHAPED BALD HEAD THAT WAS TOO BIG FOR HIS BODY...


WE CALLED HIM...... EMBRYO  😂😂😂
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« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2020, 07:55:20 PM »

THIS LITTLE BALD FUCK USED TO WORK SAT MORNINGS FOR US IN CLINTONS  :jackanory:

SAID HE NEEDED MONEY TO PAY HIS RENT AT HIS MISSUS FLAT :wanker:

CALLED HIM "WIFEBEATER" charles

BEER ME BOYS :beer:
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« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2020, 07:55:26 PM »

Plant cleaner years ago had quite bad alopecia and his mates called him Patch

Same place, a senior maanger was bald as a coot (always shaved to the bone) and he was one ugly undernourished looking fucker (and arrogant gobshite).  He was called concentration camp head.

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« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2020, 08:37:41 PM »

Common name for those that arse lick the gaffer's arse on our shift is …. Broken Arrow, can't be fired !
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« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2020, 10:05:00 PM »

THIS LITTLE BALD FUCK USED TO WORK SAT MORNINGS FOR US IN CLINTONS  :jackanory:

SAID HE NEEDED MONEY TO PAY HIS RENT AT HIS MISSUS FLAT :wanker:

CALLED HIM "WIFEBEATER" charles

BEER ME BOYS :beer:

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