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« on: December 30, 2019, 10:39:40 AM »

SEEM TO BE ON THE INCREASE UNFORTUNATELY. STARTED COOING ALREADY AGAIN AND IT'S ONLY DECEMBER !!!

I MEAN ALL THEY BRING IS NOISE AND MUCK !!!

WHERE I SAW ABOUT 10 TO 12 WOODPIGEONS GRAZING LAST YEAR THE OTHER WEEK I SAW ABOUT 30 WHICH IS A BIT DISCONCERTING.

WE SHOULD START INTRODUCING THEM INTO OUR DIET TO KEEP THE NUMBERS DOWN  oleary

SOMEONE I WAS TALKING TO IN THE CANDLESTICKMAKERS TOLD ME IT WAS LINKED TO RAPE !!!    mick
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« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2019, 10:42:12 AM »

It is linked to that fact that fuckin stupid do gooder cunts stopped the general licence this year for a few months.
Vermin populations have fuckin exploded.



 
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« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2019, 10:46:47 AM »

WELL I'VE CERTAINLY NOTICED THE INCREASE ROUND HERE. AND THEN PEOPLE THINK THEY HAVE NO FOOD AND PUT MORE OUT TO ENCOURAGE THEM !!!    :wanker:
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« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2019, 11:01:32 AM »

Agree with all you said T_Mind.
These  vermin are a menace.  These awful things are already with us.

I've looked into things to rid us of them.  These water guns are useless.
People say that they are only wood pigeons, but they are all a fouling menace.

Nothing seems to get rid.
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« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2019, 11:06:26 AM »

LASER POINTERS SOON SCATTER THEM AND PUTTING GLUEY SUBSTANCES ON WHERE THEY LAND.

I USED TO ENJOY IT WHEN WE GOT THE ODD WOODPIGEON COMING ROUND ONCE IN A WHILE BUT NOW IT'S BECOMING A PROBLEM.

I MEAN I'M ROBBED OF SLEEP ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY START AT ABOUT 4 IN THE MORNING.

GIVE ME BLUE TITS AND ROBINS ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. QUIET AS MICE THEM !!!    :mido:
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« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2019, 11:44:29 AM »

Get a cat.  Someone on here might have a free kitten.

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« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2019, 11:55:51 AM »

I'LL HAVE A WORD WITH K50 !!!   
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« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2019, 04:03:11 PM »

I have wood pigeons nesting in trees in my garden' they don't bother me but seagulls shouting down my chimney pot gets on me tits.Noisy cunts. oleary
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« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2019, 05:19:23 PM »

You can shoot wood pigeons (magpies, crows, jackdaws, rooks and feral pigeons) under the new General Licence from 14th June 2019 WML-GL36 if you are an "authorised person" preventing serious damage to livestock, foodstuffs for livestock, crops, vegetables, fruit, growing timber, fisheries or inland water.
An authorised person includes the owner or occupier, or any person authorised by the owner or occupier, of the land on which the action authorised is taken.

I shoot them to keep them from eating from, and shitting on feed meant for livestock.
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« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2019, 05:31:39 PM »

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« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2019, 06:29:55 PM »

 LEAVE EM ALONE YER CRUEL CUNT
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« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2019, 10:11:49 PM »

BE CAREFUL

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« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2019, 10:21:53 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2019, 11:43:18 PM »

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Yep. Makes it easy.
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« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2019, 11:47:54 PM »

They are just birds you know lads. Tend to hang around outside doing bird type things like standing on fences or eating seeds and stuff. Nothing to get stressed about
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« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2019, 12:09:46 AM »

They carry over 60 different diseases and contaminate feed and damage crops.
Shooting the dirty little fuckers in the head is a great way to combat stress.
Good fun.
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« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2019, 12:18:20 AM »

With tree rats a very close second
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« Reply #17 on: December 31, 2019, 12:38:12 PM »

They carry over 60 different diseases and contaminate feed and damage crops.
Shooting the dirty little fuckers in the head is a great way to combat stress.
Good fun.
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Everyone and everything carries diseases. Transmitting them is a different matter. More likely to pick something up from a pet dog than a pigeon.
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« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2019, 12:47:18 PM »

Capable of carrying 60 diseases' of which none are fatal to humans.
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« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2019, 03:20:30 PM »

Seagulls are also a pain in the arse. Dirty horrible scavengers.
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« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2019, 04:02:35 PM »

They carry over 60 different diseases and contaminate feed and damage crops.
Shooting the dirty little fuckers in the head is a great way to combat stress.
Good fun.
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Everyone and everything carries diseases. Transmitting them is a different matter. More likely to pick something up from a pet dog than a pigeon.
You talk some fucking shite Mr Doom you like  :wanker:
Have a day off  :like:

are you a mackem cunt  :pd:
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« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2019, 05:44:20 PM »

They carry over 60 different diseases and contaminate feed and damage crops.
Shooting the dirty little fuckers in the head is a great way to combat stress.
Good fun.
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Everyone and everything carries diseases. Transmitting them is a different matter. More likely to pick something up from a pet dog than a pigeon.
You talk some fucking shite Mr Doom you like  :wanker:
Have a day off  :like:

are you a mackem cunt  :pd:

Random  :nige:
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« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2019, 07:04:34 PM »

They carry over 60 different diseases and contaminate feed and damage crops.
Shooting the dirty little fuckers in the head is a great way to combat stress.
Good fun.
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Everyone and everything carries diseases. Transmitting them is a different matter. More likely to pick something up from a pet dog than a pigeon.
You talk some fucking shite Mr Doom you like  :wanker:
Have a day off  :like:

are you a mackem cunt  :pd:

Random  :nige:

 :nige: thought i was on readytogo  :basil:

Happy New Year   :beer:
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« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2020, 10:10:25 AM »

Capable of carrying 60 diseases' of which none are fatal to humans.

Except for Histoplasmosis and Salmonellosis.

I shoot them because of their contamination of livestock feed, because they damage crops and because it's really good fun.
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« Reply #24 on: January 02, 2020, 11:14:31 AM »

Few on here with halitosis thats for certain
All the shit they talk :-)
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« Reply #25 on: January 02, 2020, 11:30:45 AM »

Pigeon breast with black pudding, served on a bed of rocket, with a raspberry coulis, is one of my favourite starters.
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