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Author Topic: DOES ANYWHERE IN THE AREA DO HARRY KANE HAIRCUTS ???  (Read 418 times)
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« on: December 01, 2019, 12:35:41 AM »

I'VE DECIDED TO GO IN FOR A HARRY KANE HAIRCUT AFTER MUCH THOUGHT.

THE PROBLEM IS WHERE TO GET ONE.

I AM PREPARED TO TRAVEL WITHIN A 10 MILR RADIUS OF THE STOCKTON FLYER STEAM MONUMENT AS TH CROW FLIES.

I AM SURE YOU MY COLLEAGES ON HERE WON'T LET ME DOWN.

I'LL PROBABLY CATCH YERS IN THE MORNING AS I'M GOING TO PEEPS NOW.

GOODNIGHT  :otter:
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« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2019, 01:09:22 AM »

I REMEMBER KENNY COTTLE IN THORNABY CUTTING YER HAIR AND DRINKING BROWN ALE OUT OF IS COFFEE CUP
ABSOLUTE WIZARD AT AN AXE HEAD :meltdown:
30 YRS AGO LIKE  mcl
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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2019, 02:22:23 AM »

Does the place next to Egglesclife train station till do a haircut and a can?
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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2019, 08:34:09 AM »

Just get a Stockton special like these 2 ? 

https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/tv-radio-web/the-young-offenders-breaking-into-the-english-market-1.3366901
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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2019, 08:56:24 AM »

I REMEMBER KENNY COTTLE IN THORNABY CUTTING YER HAIR AND DRINKING BROWN ALE OUT OF IS COFFEE CUP
ABSOLUTE WIZARD AT AN AXE HEAD :meltdown:
30 YRS AGO LIKE  mcl


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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2019, 09:10:58 AM »

There was a ladies hairdresser in Stockton who used to do Chris Waddle perms. Maybe they could help?

I'm sorry but I can't remember the name though.
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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2019, 10:16:36 AM »

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  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuyZm0fjQU0 
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« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2019, 11:28:32 AM »


Expected Rob Nicholls wearing a horses head to turn up in that video. 
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« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2019, 11:33:42 AM »

IT COULD BE ARRANGED !!!    oleary
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« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2019, 12:28:04 PM »

Harry's hair wouldn't suit anyone else unless they have the 18 inch long face to go with it.
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« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2019, 12:33:56 PM »

JUST MEASURED MINE AND IT'S 18.5 INCHES (46.99 CM) APPROX SO I SHOULD BE GOOD TO GO AHEAD WITH IT.

WONDER HOW MUCH THEY COST ???   
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« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2019, 12:35:08 PM »

YOU'RE AS BALD AS A FUCKING COOT  🙄

YOU DAFT MAD CUNT  👍
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« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2019, 04:49:17 PM »

Are there any local hairdressers with bog-eyed angel murals on the wall and repellent little goblins hiding behind the sofa?

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A strange mix I grant you - but you never know!
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« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2019, 05:31:33 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2019, 05:34:03 PM »

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« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2019, 05:57:26 PM »

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When I heard the rumors I just couldn't believe it was true.

BUT TM MADE ME A BELIEVER!

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THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERRRRRY MUCH.
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« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2019, 06:02:58 PM »

THANK YOU VERY MUCH . . . THANK YOU !!!   jc
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« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2019, 07:49:35 PM »



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Tell you straight how it is now . I am a real nut case you got that right . I am not Liddle who will wait to bump into you after all I do not know who you are do I. I will never find out from this site either. But here's the thing. the police will. And I will put a report in to them.
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