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« on: October 17, 2019, 04:38:12 PM »

WE CAST OUR VOTE OUT TO SEE

I TRIED TO VOTE BUT IM AMERICAN ME.

I ROLLED THE DICE, LIKE A GAMBLING MAN

I WARNED YOU ONCE, I WARNED YOU TWICE

IF ENGLAND SHOULD EVER VOTE TO LEAVE

THE EU HAVE A TRICK UP THERE SLEEVE

THEY WILL TRY ON SOME OTHER PANTS

THEY STILL HAVE GERMANY STILL HAVE FRANCE

I CAN NOT LIVE IN TORYLAND

I CAST MY UNVOTE OUT TO THE SAND


BEER ME BOYS :beer:
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« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2019, 04:43:10 PM »

Better than The Darkling Thrush by Hardy that one.



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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2019, 04:44:45 PM »

Heartfelt and poignant.

4 beers out of 5  :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
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« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2019, 06:05:38 PM »

Should we stay or should we go,
Brexit won but we weren't to know,
The remainers would cry and throw a strop,
But we didn't know the pound would drop,
May tried but failed to impress,
And Corbyn continued to depress,
Bozza steps in and makes the deal,
Smashing it out like ian beale,
I know remainers it's a big big blow,
But come on folks it was 3 years ago

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« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2019, 06:20:05 PM »

AS YOU WERE MACKEY LAD  :beer: :beer:
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« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2019, 06:25:56 PM »

AS YOU WERE MACKEY LAD  :beer: :beer:
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« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2019, 07:16:02 PM »

IF YOU ARE NOT INBRED AND HAVE A CLEDT LIP I WILL EAT MY HAT YOU FUCKIN MONGI LOOKING SILLY BACKWARD STUPID CUN5
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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2019, 08:34:00 PM »

the result was leave
fuck off,the end.
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« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2019, 11:20:44 PM »

the result was leave
fuck off,the end.
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« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2019, 08:35:12 AM »

IF YOU ARE NOT INBRED AND HAVE A CLEDT LIP I WILL EAT MY HAT YOU FUCKIN MONGI LOOKING SILLY BACKWARD STUPID CUN5



Good but it doesn't really rhyme.....
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« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2019, 09:26:07 AM »

MY WRITINGS A JOKE MY SPELLINGS AFARCE BUT LEADT I CAN WIIPE MY OWN FUXKIN ARSE
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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2019, 04:40:33 PM »

WE CAST OUR VOTE OUT TO SEE

I TRIED TO VOTE BUT IM AMERICAN ME.

I ROLLED THE DICE, LIKE A GAMBLING MAN

I WARNED YOU ONCE, I WARNED YOU TWICE

IF ENGLAND SHOULD EVER VOTE TO LEAVE

THE EU HAVE A TRICK UP THERE SLEEVE

THEY WILL TRY ON SOME OTHER PANTS

THEY STILL HAVE GERMANY STILL HAVE FRANCE

I CAN NOT LIVE IN TORYLAND

I CAST MY UNVOTE OUT TO THE SAND


BEER ME BOYS :beer:

Harry Vegas called and he wants his shit poem back  monkey
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