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« on: October 08, 2019, 09:06:42 AM »

WHY WONT PIZZA EXPRESS BE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS BEFORE CHRISTMAS OR ANYTIME SOON NOW?

BECAUSE THEY ARE BRINGING OUT A NEW PIZZA. A CHRISTMAS ONE AND SOME ARE SAYING THAT IT WILL BE CRISPY DEEP PAN EVEN charles

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« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2019, 09:12:14 AM »

I HEARD THEYRE GOING TO FOLD


AND RE-OPEN AS CALZONE EXPRESS




AS YOU WERE MONSTER LAD  :beer: :beer:
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« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2019, 09:15:00 AM »

Nicked from FMTTM  posted yesterday , Monty??!!
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« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2019, 09:18:54 AM »

THATS A CRACKER MATTY LAD. :basil:

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« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2019, 09:37:25 AM »

WHY WONT PIZZA EXPRESS BE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS BEFORE CHRISTMAS OR ANYTIME SOON NOW?

BECAUSE THEY ARE BRINGING OUT A NEW PIZZA. A CHRISTMAS ONE AND SOME ARE SAYING THAT IT WILL BE CRISPY DEEP PAN EVEN charles

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I'll think you'll find it's "deep pan, crisp and even". Just saying like!
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« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2019, 09:41:12 AM »

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« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2019, 10:41:51 AM »

MONTYS THE JOKE OF THE DAY !

NOWT CHANGED THERE THEN  👍
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« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2019, 05:11:59 PM »

WHAT DID THE PIZZA SAY WHEN HE ASKED THE TOPPING OUT ?   

I HAVE NEVER SEEN SAUSAGE BEAUTIFUL FACE BEFORE  charles

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« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2019, 05:14:52 PM »

Is that meant to be funny? Fucking hell....
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« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2019, 05:37:29 PM »

Bumcat ordered a take away pizza.

The lad boxing it up asks if he would like it cut into six pieces or twelve.

“Six please” he said, “I could never eat twelve!










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« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2019, 06:27:44 PM »

HERES A JOKE FOR BUMDOG HOLGATEOLDFOOL

WHAT PIZZA DOES A BABY DOG EAT AFTER A NIGHT IN THE BONGO CLUB?  charles   monkey

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« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2019, 06:52:39 PM »

THE BONGO SHUT 2 YEARS BACK YOU REPETITIVE RETARD  🤡🤡🤡
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« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2019, 07:04:03 PM »

MY JOKE WAS SET IN 1993 YOU SHRIMP TITTED SLUG  :lenin:

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« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2019, 07:06:16 PM »

YOU'RE JOKES BELONG IN POUND SHOP CHRISTMAS CRACKERS  👍🤣🤣🤣👍
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« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2019, 07:10:28 PM »

GET YOUR ARSE DOWN TO THE NORTHEREN QUARTER AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE

WILL BUY YOU A PINT ... YOU WILL BE WEARING IT   :ch-ms: :milkshake:

I WILL BE THE ONE AT THE BAR 6FOOT6 AND AS CHILLED AS A PENGUINS ASS'   :ukfist:

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« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2019, 07:26:55 PM »

Monty give it up . You become more embarrassing post after post.
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« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2019, 08:05:53 PM »

Monty give it up . You become more embarrassing post after post.

The sad thing is there is actuually a real person behind this Monty character.  souey
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