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« on: September 27, 2019, 06:38:12 PM »

A POEM I WROTE IN GRAD SCHOOL WHEN CLINTON GOT IN, IN 1986: :homer: :homer: :homer: :homer:

HEY BILL,

THIS WORLD IS CRUMBLING, CANY YA SORT IT OUT?

HEY BILL GET THAT SAX OUT OF YOU SNOUT

I WAKE UP AND I SEE YOUR SILVER HAIR ON CNN, ON TNT ITS FUCKIN EVERYWHERE

ACTUALLY ON TNT ITS TED TURNER HIS HAIR IS ALSO GREY... WONT YOU LET OBAMA IN EVEN FOR A DAY?

COS BARACK CAN CHANGE THE WORLD FOR ME AND HE WILL CHANGE IT FOR YOU TOO...

HEAR I LAY NAKED DRAPED IN RED, WHITE AND BLUE

HEY BILL, OUR FLAG IS CALLED OLD GLORY, DONT YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ... WELL LET ME TELL YOU A STORY...

YOU SET UP YOUR FOUNDATION AND YOU WRECKED SO MANY LIVES, LOOK AT ME DANCE TO YOUR SAX... THERE AINT NO HAPPY JIVES



BEER ME BOYS :beer: :beer: :beer:
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« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2019, 06:48:13 PM »

I WOULD LOVE TO GIVE YOU A NAPALM PRISON WASH  👍👍👍


TOO FUCKING DAFT TO LAUGH AT 👎
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« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2019, 07:00:46 PM »

NOT A POET THEN YOU PINK PRICK? :lenin: :wanker:

WELL YESTERDAY I PROMISED FUN ON THIS PLACE AND I DELIVERED WITH MY BEER REVIEW :beer:

I WILL ALSO BE BRINGING CULTURE 

I WILL BE DELVING INTO MY OLD POETRY BOOKS  :like: :like: :like:

BEER ME BOYS :beer: :beer: :beer:
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« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2019, 07:02:50 PM »

Give us a shout when the fun begins Mr Grave  :like:
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« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2019, 07:06:15 PM »

OK WELL HOW ABOUT A COMEDY FILM REVIEW TONIGHT THEN BUD?  :like: :like:

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« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2019, 07:27:30 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2019, 09:12:54 PM »

WROTE THIS ONE ON THE PLANE BACK FROM NAM:

AGENT ORANGE SHOW YOUR FACE
EXACTLY, YOU BE HIDING FROM THE MONSTER
WERE YOU THERE WITH US IN THE JUNGLE COS I HEARD YA LAUGHING WHILE MY BUDDIES WERE..

DYING.

FACE DOWN BUT NOW I FRONT UP...

I AINT SCARED OF YOU..

I WAIT FOR CHARLIE BUT YOU (AGENT ORANGE) SHOW YOUR FACE...

ITS ME THATS SCARED IN THIS FOREIGN PLACE.

GOD BLESS AMERICA. YOU PLAYIN ME HOMES?

I CANT CONTACT MY WIFE, THIS JUNGLE DONT HAVE NO PHONES.

I SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN EVEN THOUGH IM BACK IN THE STATES

YOU WONT DECIDE ORANGE LIKE YOU DECIDED MY BUDDIES FATES



BEER ,ME BOYS :homer: :beer:
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« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2019, 10:52:58 PM »

I'm a fan Monty but these poems are dreadful. Why not go back to plagiarizing Bukowski?
It worked very well for you before. And Buk has a lot of drunk poems to choose from! :jackanory:
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« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2019, 05:14:50 AM »

ALBS THIS IS VERY EARLY BEERSON.

JUST SHOWS HOW MUCH I HAVE MORPHED AND HONED MY CRAFT :like:

I FIND THIS POEMS BEAUTIFUL AND RAW BUT YEAH THERE NOT AS POLISHED AS MY OFFERINGS TODAY :grace:

I WAS READING A LOT OF HUNTER S THOMPSON AROUND THIS TIME AND WAS PISSED OFF WE HAD BEEN LIED TO ABOUT NAM'  :unlike:

BEER ME BUD :beer:
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« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2019, 02:15:55 PM »

Monty thinks he's a man of rhyme,

What a joke, from a man past his prime,

He thinks he is funny - oh what a joke,

And thinks he is handy to give you a poke,

Grow up Monty, you overgrown kid,

As for your stories? Put under a lid

Those who find you funny ? They are few

the rest think you'rea nutter, that is so true.
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« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2019, 03:29:33 PM »

Some pretty deep stuff there, Monster  :homer: :homer:



That Chang must have had a kick like a mule  :beer: :beer:
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« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2019, 03:33:53 PM »

Some pretty deep stuff there, Monster  :homer: :homer:



That Chang must have had a kick like a mule  :beer: :beer:
STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF  :nige:
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« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2019, 03:34:15 PM »

  lost
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« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2019, 03:39:56 PM »

WROTE THIS ONE ON THE PLANE BACK FROM NAM:

AGENT ORANGE SHOW YOUR FACE
EXACTLY, YOU BE HIDING FROM THE MONSTER
WERE YOU THERE WITH US IN THE JUNGLE COS I HEARD YA LAUGHING WHILE MY BUDDIES WERE..

DYING.

FACE DOWN BUT NOW I FRONT UP...

I AINT SCARED OF YOU..

I WAIT FOR CHARLIE BUT YOU (AGENT ORANGE) SHOW YOUR FACE...

ITS ME THATS SCARED IN THIS FOREIGN PLACE.

GOD BLESS AMERICA. YOU PLAYIN ME HOMES?

I CANT CONTACT MY WIFE, THIS JUNGLE DONT HAVE NO PHONES.

I SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN EVEN THOUGH IM BACK IN THE STATES

YOU WONT DECIDE ORANGE LIKE YOU DECIDED MY BUDDIES FATES



BEER ,ME BOYS :homer: :beer:
I await  skinz critical review .
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« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2019, 03:41:03 PM »

I think skinz has had his head over the bog all day
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« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2019, 12:27:07 PM »

A POEM I WROTE IN GRAD SCHOOL WHEN CLINTON GOT IN, IN 1986: :homer: :homer: :homer: :homer:

HEY BILL,

THIS WORLD IS CRUMBLING, CANY YA SORT IT OUT?

HEY BILL GET THAT SAX OUT OF YOU SNOUT

I WAKE UP AND I SEE YOUR SILVER HAIR ON CNN, ON TNT ITS FUCKIN EVERYWHERE

ACTUALLY ON TNT ITS TED TURNER HIS HAIR IS ALSO GREY... WONT YOU LET OBAMA IN EVEN FOR A DAY?

COS BARACK CAN CHANGE THE WORLD FOR ME AND HE WILL CHANGE IT FOR YOU TOO...

HEAR I LAY NAKED DRAPED IN RED, WHITE AND BLUE

HEY BILL, OUR FLAG IS CALLED OLD GLORY, DONT YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ... WELL LET ME TELL YOU A STORY...

YOU SET UP YOUR FOUNDATION AND YOU WRECKED SO MANY LIVES, LOOK AT ME DANCE TO YOUR SAX... THERE AINT NO HAPPY JIVES



BEER ME BOYS :beer: :beer: :beer:

Youi wrote that in 86 you say? Obama was 25 then and hadn't entered politics.

If you are going to try to be amusing or a message board "character", please try at the very least to put a bit of effort and forethought into it.
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« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2019, 01:14:16 PM »

HAHAHA YA FUCKIN DRONGO. :wanker:

SO YOU DONT THINK IN 86 OBAMA WASNT BEING EAR MARKED FOR THE ROLE. THE NEXT 6 PRESIDENTS HAVE ALREADY BEEN DECIDED. I FOUND A WHITEHOUSE FILE IN THE NEWBRASKA TUTE WHEN REAGAN WAS VISITING AND IT READ:

REAGAN
BUSH SR
CLINTON
FORD
OBAMA
TRUMP

IN THAT ORDER. :pd:

THE NEXT 6 WILL INCLUDE DWAYNE JOHNSON AND THE 1ST FEMALE PRESIDENT WILL BE SAYURDAY NIGHT LIVES KRISTEN WIIG

THE OTHER 4 IM KEEPING STUUM ABOUT BUT AM WILLING TO PART WITH INFO FOR ALL THE FAWSTERS IN ASTRAILLIA MAYYYE :homer:

BEER ME BOYS :beer:
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« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2019, 01:37:18 PM »

 mick mick


SHOULD I LUMP ON THE ROCK???? 
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« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2019, 02:04:40 PM »

There once was a man from Newbrasska,

Whom some of us wished would fuck off to Alaska,

But alas he stayed so he could play,

Putting up shit that aint funny anyway...............
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« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2019, 11:53:02 PM »

WROTE THIS ONE ON THE PLANE BACK FROM NAM:

Cheltenham or West Ham?
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« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2020, 04:11:39 PM »

PULITZER IN THE POST  :like:

THANKS TO THOSE WHO NOMINATED MY NAM" POEM 

BEER ME BOYS  :beer:
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« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2020, 04:50:12 PM »

SO YOU DONT THINK IN 86 OBAMA WASNT BEING EAR MARKED FOR THE ROLE. THE NEXT 6 PRESIDENTS HAVE ALREADY BEEN DECIDED. I FOUND A WHITEHOUSE FILE IN THE NEWBRASKA TUTE WHEN REAGAN WAS VISITING AND IT READ:

REAGAN
BUSH SR
CLINTON
FORD
OBAMA
TRUMP

IN THAT ORDER. :pd:

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« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2020, 06:27:34 PM »

How many more times today are you going to look like an idiot Minty???
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« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2020, 07:04:36 PM »

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« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2020, 08:29:06 AM »



Skinz, you do know that photo is completely false and non of the people in the photo are the peados you suggest they are. One of the blokes is called George Nader but its a completely different and unrelated George Nader to the sex offender.

This was just made up and spread by right wing head the balls and conspiracy theorists. Seems like it still is!
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