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« on: September 11, 2019, 12:18:22 PM »

Divorced.

7.5/10 great body sexy lips.

Mid 40s

Single.

Keeps asking me to help with odd jobs around her house.

Problem is I'd never cheat on my Mrs
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« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2019, 12:37:52 PM »

Ah the eternal temptation of the office milf 
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« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2019, 12:41:29 PM »

Divorced.

7.5/10 great body sexy lips.

Mid 40s

Single.

Keeps asking me to help with odd jobs around her house.

Problem is I'd never cheat on my Mrs
it's been a while since we had one of these posts.       :basil:
a 911 inside job conspiracy is more believable. :chrisk:
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« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2019, 12:49:36 PM »

Have you showed her your wee Willie?
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« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2019, 12:56:03 PM »

Get her bucked you soft cunt.
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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2019, 12:57:13 PM »

That’s the problem monkey
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« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2019, 01:01:49 PM »

Ask her where she keeps her guide dog,
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just like that
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« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2019, 01:02:54 PM »

Shall we have a referendum about what he should do
To Buck or not to Buck? That is the question.
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« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2019, 01:05:31 PM »

The poor lass probably just wants a tap washer changing  oleary
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« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2019, 01:11:54 PM »



Keeps asking me to help with odd jobs around her house.



SHE IS TEKING THE PISS  👍

STRINGING YOU ALONG YA DAFT LITTLE CUNT  👍
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« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2019, 01:12:33 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2019, 01:55:15 PM »

Get her fucked you stupid cunt.



Or give her my number.
I will put a live cable into her fuckin socket.




 
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« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2019, 02:18:02 PM »

Key question:  How big are her norks?

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« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2019, 04:01:59 PM »

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20190910-is-there-such-a-thing-as-the-friend-zone
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« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2019, 05:37:51 PM »

Ask her what side the bed she sleeps on
If she says in the middle
She’s a selfish cunt
Tell her to fuck off
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« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2019, 07:55:07 PM »

I'm a bit suspicious like. Think she might be a bunny boiler type. Too good to be true. She's after some golden handcuffs..
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« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2019, 07:56:06 PM »

too old for you, give it a wide berth.
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« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2019, 07:57:21 PM »

She might be after all your money!!
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« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2019, 07:58:39 PM »

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« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2019, 08:11:31 PM »

If you think u will regret not smashing her , then do it. Otherwise stay put and get Mrs palmer and her 4 daughters to knock one out
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« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2019, 08:55:33 PM »

I'm a bit suspicious like. Think she might be a bunny boiler type. Too good to be true. She's after some golden handcuffs..
Give her some golden  rain. 
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« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2019, 09:03:34 PM »

Will only end in expensive Trouble.
Keep away mate   :like:
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« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2019, 09:04:26 PM »

Get it walloped.
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« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2019, 09:16:28 PM »

Will only end in expensive Trouble.
Keep away mate   :like:

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« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2019, 10:09:24 PM »

Will only end in expensive Trouble.
Keep away mate   :like:
WHAT A NICE POST
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