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« on: August 25, 2019, 04:23:34 PM »

Arise, Sir Ben Stokes.

What a fucking player.
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« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2019, 04:24:20 PM »

Greatest innings Ive ever seen in test cricket
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« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2019, 04:28:03 PM »

Greatest innings Ive ever seen in test cricket

SAME HERE*

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*I didn't see it.
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« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2019, 04:33:43 PM »

Seriously unbelievable.
Never thought for 2 minute we'd do that.
Even leaches 1 was amazing under the circumstance.
Brilliant cricket.
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« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2019, 04:34:25 PM »

See what Gramsci thinks of it monkey
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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2019, 04:45:33 PM »

See what Gramsci thinks of it monkey
Fuck all if it matches his knowledge of ueafa rules on political banners,another  know all who gets his arse handed regularly  on here.  :basil:
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« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2019, 04:50:37 PM »

Never seen anything like it. The lads an absolute gem .
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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2019, 04:52:17 PM »

Even the Aussies gave him an ovation.
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« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2019, 04:54:40 PM »

New Zealand celebrating too. Best British Kiwi weve had.
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« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2019, 04:56:04 PM »

New Zealand celebrating too. Best British Kiwi weve had.

Bloody immigrants eh! At least he wasnt a brownface
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« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2019, 04:57:31 PM »

New Zealand celebrating too. Best British Kiwi weve had.

Bloody immigrants eh! At least he wasnt a brownface

He is a ginge though.

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« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2019, 04:58:53 PM »

As an apprentice I was fortunately to have been working only 2 miles from home when Botham, ably supported by Graeme Dilley, let rip in 1981, so managed to watch the majority of it live. This tops that by a fucking mile!
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« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2019, 05:06:32 PM »

New Zealand celebrating too. Best British Kiwi weve had.

Bloody immigrants eh! At least he wasnt a brownface
Racist.
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« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2019, 05:15:30 PM »

As an apprentice I was fortunately to have been working only 2 miles from home when Botham, ably supported by Graeme Dilley, let rip in 1981, so managed to watch the majority of it live. This tops that by a fucking mile!

I was at Headingley for the entire test in 2001. Never thought itd be bested.
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« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2019, 06:16:34 PM »

New Zealand celebrating too. Best British Kiwi weve had.

Bloody immigrants eh! At least he wasnt a brownface
Racist.

Hes more obsessed with brown faces than a skin cancer consultant.
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« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2019, 06:21:39 PM »

You know what you are Willie
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« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2019, 07:10:48 PM »

See what Gramsci thinks of it monkey

To be honest I thought Stokes was poor until we were nine down   :boycott:
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« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2019, 07:15:01 PM »

The greatest sporting performance by any person I have ever witnessed. Absolutely fucking incredible  :southcup:
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« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2019, 07:16:24 PM »

See what Gramsci thinks of it monkey
Fuck all if it matches his knowledge of ueafa rules on political banners,another  know all who gets his arse handed regularly  on here.  :basil:

you really have hurt my feelings there pal  lost

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« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2019, 07:16:57 PM »

The greatest sporting performance by any person I have ever witnessed. Absolutely fucking incredible  :southcup:


Yep. Im struggling to think of any better
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« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2019, 07:34:12 PM »

See what Gramsci thinks of it monkey
Fuck all if it matches his knowledge of ueafa rules on political banners,another  know all who gets his arse handed regularly  on here.  :basil:

you really have hurt my feelings there pal  lost


yes the truth can be painful,still you've got your political science NVQ'S to comfort you. jc
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« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2019, 07:51:38 PM »

Bothams ashes in 81, Id been away at sea for a couple of months. I came home full of promises to my x wife but ended up watching cricket for 2 days solid. Then went back to sea. Dilly, Willis and botham :bc:
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« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2019, 08:58:46 PM »

You know what you are Willie

I know what you are too ... and so do you
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« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2019, 10:00:34 PM »

Greatest innings Ive ever seen in test cricket

Same, will be talked about for generations to come. What a player and thug  rava
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« Reply #24 on: August 25, 2019, 10:01:02 PM »

Never heard of him, and in 2 minutes Ill of never heard of him
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« Reply #25 on: August 25, 2019, 10:48:05 PM »

Never heard of him, and in 2 minutes Ill of never heard of him

Well you should take yourself to a safe area, where you have total privacy, and fist yourself  :like:
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« Reply #26 on: August 26, 2019, 01:02:01 AM »

Never heard of him, and in 2 minutes Ill of never heard of him

He's a ginger New Zealand bloke who plays cricket.

Hope this helps you avoid the fisting thing.
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« Reply #27 on: August 26, 2019, 01:17:05 AM »

Sir Ben Stokes OBE

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« Reply #28 on: August 26, 2019, 06:15:27 AM »

Truly baffles me why in a moment like this all some people want to talk about is if he is English/British or not.

It's daft.

What a performance anyway. The spell he had bowling too when Archer was knackered. 24 and a bit overs in that heat, then out to bat for hours on end, what a machine!
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« Reply #29 on: August 26, 2019, 06:42:33 AM »

Don't let it baffle you. The explanation is simple. They're fucking idiots

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« Reply #30 on: August 26, 2019, 07:42:51 AM »

"When Stokes needed to swing he swung. When he needed to switch-hit Nathan Lyon into the Western Terrace for six he did so. When he needed to knock the ball for two he did it and when he needed to take singles he did that too. I've never seen anything like that"

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/cricket/article-7393179/Ashes-2019-Ben-Stokes-smartness-unbeaten-135-run-haul-Australia-look-devoid-ideas.html
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« Reply #31 on: August 26, 2019, 11:55:37 AM »

The Sporting conspiracy gathers pace..

Yet another oddball occurence to add to the others..

Some say its purely Finatial others say mass manipulation..

Using the lasst wicket review on a ball that was missing

the stups by miles, Then a seasoned umpire failing to give

a blatent out seems ludecrous at best..

Had the aussies bowled anyway near normal the ashes would

have been dead..

Cant really see the crowds flocking to rainy Manchester for

a dead rubber expecially with their weather..

You may have had a crowd of 10k..

So I expect that fixture to be a draw..

and the off to the smoke for the decider..

I expect another wierd result..

Add this to all the other Sporting anomalies

that are occuring then this conspiracy has legs..

Kerching Kerching for the ecb..

Well done indeed..

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« Reply #32 on: August 26, 2019, 12:06:39 PM »

The lbw didn't look like it at first. I thought you coukd hear ball on bat too.
It was though but ozzies fault for fucking on and wasting reviews.
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« Reply #33 on: August 26, 2019, 12:10:02 PM »

Wasting or planned by the ECB..

Can you imagine a full old trafford with their weather

for a dead series No chance in hell..

It will come down to the last half an hour in

the Final Test..

Dont say you were not told in advance..

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« Reply #34 on: August 26, 2019, 12:18:32 PM »

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« Reply #35 on: August 26, 2019, 12:24:25 PM »

The Sporting conspiracy gathers pace..

Yet another oddball occurence to add to the others..

Some say its purely Finatial others say mass manipulation..

Using the lasst wicket review on a ball that was missing

the stups by miles, Then a seasoned umpire failing to give

a blatent out seems ludecrous at best..

Had the aussies bowled anyway near normal the ashes would

have been dead..

Cant really see the crowds flocking to rainy Manchester for

a dead rubber expecially with their weather..

You may have had a crowd of 10k..

So I expect that fixture to be a draw..

and the off to the smoke for the decider..

I expect another wierd result..

Add this to all the other Sporting anomalies

that are occuring then this conspiracy has legs..

Kerching Kerching for the ecb..

Well done indeed..

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Plaz this might  be your nuttyest conspiracy theory yet.

The LBW, at first looked as though he'd got some glove on it and the line before the ball pitches is going down. It turns and would have hit leg but it's not the biggest shocker from the umpire.

That Lyon fumble with Leach half way down the track tho 

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« Reply #36 on: August 26, 2019, 12:40:35 PM »

The L/pool euro win..

Man City Titly win

Leicester Champions..

the 50 over final

Yesterdays result..

Its a great conspiracy that is ongoing..

The evidence for yesterday will be the O/T attendence..

and the Final test that will hang in the balance till the

last half hour..

I normally only but on eurovision but am tempted to

bet on the O/T draw right now..

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How I lost a 2 E/W bet on this tune still baffles me..

fcuking 2016 ball hooks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaPGwvAis3U
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« Reply #37 on: August 26, 2019, 12:44:55 PM »

It must be an anti purple thing..

The arses..

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« Reply #38 on: August 26, 2019, 12:53:24 PM »

See what Gramsci thinks of it monkey
Fuck all if it matches his knowledge of ueafa rules on political banners,another  know all who gets his arse handed regularly  on here.  :basil:

you really have hurt my feelings there pal  lost


yes the truth can be painful,still you've got your political science NVQ'S to comfort you. jc

What's your issues with my qualifications lad? 
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« Reply #39 on: August 26, 2019, 01:58:06 PM »

See what Gramsci thinks of it monkey
Fuck all if it matches his knowledge of ueafa rules on political banners,another  know all who gets his arse handed regularly  on here.  :basil:

you really have hurt my feelings there pal  lost


yes the truth can be painful,still you've got your political science NVQ'S to comfort you. jc

What's your issues with my qualifications lad? 
we're all here to be shot at,you were the one declaring them in a "i know better than you" way which will only ever get  the piss taken out of you.
see the uefa thread for a good example  off your tone lad.
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« Reply #40 on: August 26, 2019, 02:44:46 PM »

See what Gramsci thinks of it monkey
Fuck all if it matches his knowledge of ueafa rules on political banners,another  know all who gets his arse handed regularly  on here.  :basil:

you really have hurt my feelings there pal  lost


yes the truth can be painful,still you've got your political science NVQ'S to comfort you. jc

What's your issues with my qualifications lad? 
we're all here to be shot at,you were the one declaring them in a "i know better than you" way which will only ever get  the piss taken out of you.
see the uefa thread for a good example  off your tone lad.

Gramsci knows everything about fuck all, especially cricket. Roy an opening batsman ffs  lost
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« Reply #41 on: August 26, 2019, 02:52:46 PM »

nowt wrong with knowing fuck all, as long as you know you know fuck all. :chrisk:
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« Reply #42 on: August 26, 2019, 02:54:17 PM »

nowt wrong with knowing fuck all, as long as you know you know fuck all. :chrisk:



COB in a nutshell  monkey
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« Reply #43 on: August 26, 2019, 02:55:31 PM »

nowt wrong with knowing fuck all, as long as you know you know fuck all. :chrisk:


He only pipes up after  :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: of these!!
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« Reply #44 on: August 26, 2019, 02:56:17 PM »

nowt wrong with knowing fuck all, as long as you know you know fuck all. :chrisk:


He only pipes up after  :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: of these!!
who Gramsci, :basil:
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« Reply #45 on: August 26, 2019, 02:57:13 PM »

nowt wrong with knowing fuck all, as long as you know you know fuck all. :chrisk:


He only pipes up after  :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: of these!!
who Gramsci, :basil:

Aye, right angry bastard after 4!!
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« Reply #46 on: August 26, 2019, 03:00:11 PM »

Wasnt it the oracle Capio who said stokes was rubbish monkey
Then after almost singlehandedly winning the World Cup final, getting England into a winning position in the second test the scouse Boycott says his ego got in the way in the first innings causing the low score :basil:
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« Reply #47 on: August 26, 2019, 03:02:22 PM »

Yeah Capio didnt rate him


Knows his cricket, but called that one wrong.



I said about 5 years ago he was going to be a superstar  :pope2:
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« Reply #48 on: August 26, 2019, 03:03:48 PM »

Yeah Capio didnt rate him


Knows his cricket, but called that one wrong.



I said about 5 years ago he was going to be a superstar  :pope2:

No you never it was me  charles
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« Reply #49 on: August 26, 2019, 03:06:52 PM »

There was more than you two, he got Curtis mained for making another ridiculous statement and refusing to back down, he said woakes was shite as well
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