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« on: August 24, 2019, 07:36:30 PM »

THUNDER SENT ME A MESSAGE FOR COB.

"Just landed in Jamaica - starting work on me tan and that. 

But first a cigar.  The best cigars here are imported from Moldova so I'm dead happy. 

Not seen any tits yet."


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« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2019, 02:16:36 PM »

AN UPDATE FROM THUNDER

"Having a wonderful time.

Here's me in the local pub.



Tan's coming on a treat. 

Still not seen any tits.  Never mind any fannies."
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« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2019, 02:38:20 PM »

ANOTHER UPDATE FROM THUNDER

"Great news!!

The hostel's full speed internet connection has been fixed.  So I was able to have my first Caribbean wanking session.   I'm starting to feel like a local.  The best 7 hours of the trip so far!

Tomorrow I might leave the shared dormitory to investigate the island or, maybe, the rusty BBQ in the yard behind the hostel. Depends if the internet is working.

I'm regretting only packing tweed clothes. 

Give me best to COB and ask Tunstall to add some tits and fannies to me thread".
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« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2019, 03:57:18 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2019, 03:59:21 PM »

I wonder if Jamaica has any nice caves to wank in?
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« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2019, 04:53:28 PM »

I wonder if Jamaica has any nice caves to wank in?

Maybe he'll tell us in tomorrow's update.

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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2019, 10:56:16 PM »

AN UPDATE... NOT SURE HE IS OK

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"CLM - FUCKNG PISSSED MATE.

TWO BOTTLSE OF RUM THIS MORNGING. BREKKIE BY THE RUSTY BBBQ.

DONT TELL THE LADZ BUT I SHAT MESELF.  A FEW TIMMES.

ITS LIKE A LIGHHT NIGHT OUT WITH DOUGALL.....

 monkey monkey monkey

TELL FCKING MATTY AND COUBSY AND ROBBSOOO I WANT THEM.

BIT OF A MESS.  BY"

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« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2019, 08:08:50 AM »

FUCKING OBSESSED PILLOW BITING FAGGOT :wanker:
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« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2019, 08:57:52 AM »

Clem you need to see the doctor you've lost the plot your obsession with Male people is frightening  klins
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« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2019, 01:54:32 PM »

DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER!!!!

 
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« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2019, 02:38:19 PM »

MUST BE A SLOW WEEK ON SAN FRAN GRINDR
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« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2019, 02:42:59 PM »

MUST BE A SLOW WEEK ON SAN FRAN GRINDR

What's GRINDR?  I've never heard of it.

 
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« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2019, 04:59:25 AM »

HE'S BACK AFTER HIS HANGOVER....

"Beat the hangover.  No more rum for me!

Finally left the hostel today to check out the sights.

I can confirm that I would deffo buck all the women in Jamaica.  Even the big momma ones with saggy tits and dimply arses.

 

The goats are sexy too.  Got some great photos.

Can't wait to see all the tits and fannies that have been added to my thread while I've been over here.  I'm not sure why I can't access COB from Jamaica.  Weird.

Speaking of weird.  Got an odd message from Twatty today asking me to like him on GRINDR - whatever the fuck that is.

Caught my thumbs in a door.  Same old same old."

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« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2019, 06:27:42 PM »

HE'S STILL THERE....

"Clem - great day at the beach today.

Saw loads of lasses in bikinis there - buckapalooza!! 

Can't wait to tell me mam.  She is keen for me to meet a real girl.

I even drank water out of real coconuts - I had two at a time.

They looked like boobs.  Green hairy boobs.

Definite buck (I kept the empty nuts for later).

 

Holiday of lifetime this."
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« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2019, 04:53:58 AM »

OH MY WORD THINGS HAVE PROGRESSED......

"Clem - I'm on cloud 9 - I'm in LOVE!

I met a gorgeous woman at the 7-11 yesterday while I was buying some replacement savlon.

She is wonderful and we are going out tonight.

I have held back from my scheduled 4th to 8th wanks of the day so that the tanks will be full. 

I can't wait to see her tits and fanny (it'll be just like all those photos I have in my collection - right?).

Wish me luck Clemington - I think Shaniqua could be the ONE!"



Fingers crossed THUNDER.

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« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2019, 06:01:47 AM »

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« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2019, 03:42:46 AM »

HMMMMM....

"Clem

Disastrous turn of events. 

Shaniqua is a yardie gang member called Cyril.  And he doesn't even smoke cigars or go fox hunting in tweed.

Mind you a buck is a buck I suppose.

 :pd:

Back to bizarre porn for me lad.  Stick to what yer good at.

I won't be walking anywhere tomorrow.  Or doing much sitting.

 oleary"


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« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2019, 06:40:24 AM »

 

At least he's having a good time
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« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2019, 03:57:02 PM »

THE END IS IN SIGHT....

"Flying back home at the weekend.  I've already packed I'm that excited to see my rusty BBQ, hit my thumbs with hammers and take a photo of my dog's arse and all that.

Shaniqua says he is coming too. 

 :homer:

It'll be 4 pints of magnet in my Friday 3:30pm order from now on!  I hope there is room in our mam's back bedroom for us both.  POOM POOM!

BTW Jamaican music is shite - there are very few obscure German metal bands here.  That said I am an ace twerker now. 

Can you ask Towz to add some photos of black trannies to my thread?"



JESUS.

 rava



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« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2019, 03:03:56 PM »

NEARLY BACK...

"Heading to the airport soon.

This trip has been life changing what with me now getting married to a huge Jamaican tranny.  I hope the local hunt treat Shaniqua with respect.  I know Tozza is a very active in the farming transexual social scene - I'll PM him when I get back to find out the names of some good clubs/quiet village pubs that favor cock on cock BLT action and quiz nights.

BTW Mingebag PM'd me asking for some nudey photos of Shanny to add to me thread.  I told him she/he is all mine to buck and he'll have to sort hisself out.  I did give him a shortlist of 1,279 of my favorite porn websites to help him out though. 

I forget. I did tell you not to post these private messages on COB - right?  Some of the lads might not understand my new alternative lifestyle.

Thanks for being a great mate."




OOPSIE

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« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2019, 05:54:26 AM »

Fuckin unfunny cunt.





 
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« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2019, 06:46:30 AM »

Fuckin unfunny cunt.





 
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« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2019, 06:57:48 AM »

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« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2019, 07:57:14 AM »

Fuckin unfunny cunt.





 

WELCOME BACK!

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PS: Don't worry - your secrets are safe with me Thunder lad.
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« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2019, 02:48:03 PM »

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