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« on: May 16, 2019, 09:19:05 PM »

Planes?

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« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2019, 09:28:33 PM »

Wilton. Loud as fuck
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« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2019, 09:33:57 PM »

That's the price you pay for living next to stinking noisy chemical sites. Must be horrendous. Enjoy.

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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2019, 09:43:41 PM »

Sunderland fans celebrating ?
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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2019, 09:50:54 PM »

That's the price you pay for living next to stinking noisy chemical sites. Must be horrendous. Enjoy.

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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2019, 10:10:13 PM »

Big flame licking the sky tonight from Wilton.
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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2019, 10:16:39 PM »

Sabic.
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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2019, 10:17:45 PM »

Back in the seventies it was louder and lasted longer.
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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2019, 10:20:28 PM »

We moved to lazenby late 60's, you're spot on rids. Light all night sometimes.
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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2019, 10:28:37 PM »

Don't know they're born these days Robbso.
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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2019, 10:30:36 PM »

I wish at least half of them hadn't been. charles
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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2019, 08:31:07 AM »

In the 60s and 70s the rest of Teesside were desperately scheming to improve their lot and move out of central Middlesbrough and R and C

Robbso and Rids were desperately trying to move closer to the shit hole.

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« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2019, 08:33:10 AM »

My clothes dry in the line in no time
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« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2019, 08:42:24 AM »

That's the price you pay for living next to stinking noisy chemical sites. Must be horrendous. Enjoy.

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« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2019, 08:59:54 AM »

Back in the seventies it was louder and lasted longer.

What makes you think the rest of us need to know about your sex life?

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« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2019, 09:00:42 AM »

NEVER SEEN OR HEARD A FUCKING THING  

THAT'S DOUBLE GLAZING FOR YA  mcl
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« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2019, 09:01:52 AM »

Back in the seventies it was louder and lasted longer.

What makes you think the rest of us need to know about your sex life?

 charles


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AND HE ONLY HAD TO GET UP ONCE IN THE NIGHT TO TEK A PISS  charles
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« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2019, 09:11:48 AM »

That'll be me, had a curry last night
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« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2019, 09:48:43 AM »

That noise you hear is the Boro remobilising and stirring.

Waking up to the news that Pulis has gone was brilliant. A new dawn has broken and whoever the manager will be, it will be better than the season we just endured.

Onwards! 

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« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2019, 11:07:04 AM »

NEVER SEEN OR HEARD A FUCKING THING  

THAT'S DOUBLE GLAZING FOR YA  mcl


Fuck off that's ten jugs for yer.


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« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2019, 01:37:09 PM »

NEVER SEEN OR HEARD A FUCKING THING  

THAT'S DOUBLE GLAZING FOR YA  mcl


Fuck off that's ten jugs for yer.


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Must have had a wet jumper if he bought 10 jugs

Either that or they’re going to find a load of half finished pints behind a curtain in the Cross  :alf:
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« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2019, 01:48:14 PM »

That noise you hear is the Boro remobilising and stirring.

Waking up to the news that Pulis has gone was brilliant. A new dawn has broken and whoever the manager will be, it will be better than the season we just endured.

Onwards! 

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I'll have some of that gear.
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« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2019, 02:32:42 PM »

Planes?

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Sounded nowt like No 2 last night Erimus old fella  :like:

I nearly split the little slut in half  monkey


Been a rough week and she was gonna get it and get it she did 

15 mins in of licking her clout with her little shorts pulled to one side she was dripping like cracked sump :alastair:

Pulled me duds down  and nailed her on the spot in the front room. whaling like a banshee for 45 mins she was , Brimmed her to the hilt with custard and nashed back home . Got a message from her today the lass next door pulled her up saying she was gonna knock to see if she was alright cos she could hear her screaming  cry


Might buck her next door as well if she's decent  :chrisk:







 






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« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2019, 02:48:48 PM »

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« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2019, 02:54:20 PM »

...... and then I woke up.
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« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2019, 02:58:31 PM »

...... and then I woke up.









this isn't fantasy Island shite  this is reality   :like:

Its just how it is
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« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2019, 03:04:45 PM »

Go on Crocky lad. Fuckin ruin the neighbour too.



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« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2019, 03:06:55 PM »

Go on Crocky lad. Fuckin ruin the neighbour too.



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I know who ever the slut is will have been lisning with a twinge in her knickers .. Going over tonight for a few hours , Might stick me head in next door see what she looks like  :like:
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« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2019, 03:11:45 PM »

Planes?

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Sounded nowt like No 2 last night Erimus old fella  :like:

I nearly split the little slut in half  monkey


Been a rough week and she was gonna get it and get it she did 

15 mins in of licking her clout with her little shorts pulled to one side she was dripping like cracked sump :alastair:

Pulled me duds down  and nailed her on the spot in the front room. whaling like a banshee for 45 mins she was , Brimmed her to the hilt with custard and nashed back home . Got a message from her today the lass next door pulled her up saying she was gonna knock to see if she was alright cos she could hear her screaming  cry


Might buck her next door as well if she's decent  :chrisk:







 








Fucking rank you like. Dirty, creepy, perverted sex case. Absolutely classless, rapey, mucky fiend. You’re more Fred West than red nose you scruffy vile cunt

Lock up ya daughters, sons, Grandchildren and animals. Crocket is on the prowl in his leather gloves and crotchless undercrackers.

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« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2019, 03:17:49 PM »

I wonder why crockets wife can't stand him anywhere near her?
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« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2019, 03:21:35 PM »

Planes?

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Sounded nowt like No 2 last night Erimus old fella  :like:

I nearly split the little slut in half  monkey


Been a rough week and she was gonna get it and get it she did 

15 mins in of licking her clout with her little shorts pulled to one side she was dripping like cracked sump :alastair:

Pulled me duds down  and nailed her on the spot in the front room. whaling like a banshee for 45 mins she was , Brimmed her to the hilt with custard and nashed back home . Got a message from her today the lass next door pulled her up saying she was gonna knock to see if she was alright cos she could hear her screaming  cry


Might buck her next door as well if she's decent  :chrisk:







 








Fucking rank you like. Dirty, creepy, perverted sex case. Absolutely classless, rapey, mucky fiend. You’re more Fred West than red nose you scruffy vile cunt

Lock up ya daughters, sons, Grandchildren and animals. Crocket is on the prowl in his leather gloves and crotchless undercrackers.

 :ponce:  oleary












 :alf: charles :nige: :alf: charles :nige: :alf: charles jc



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 Defiantly written by a sex starved ugly cunt that like  charles charles

 If you  have ever had a lass she must have binned you off  walley you sound proper bitter  charles

Some one else will be smashing the love of your life  now walley  :like:
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« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2019, 03:30:19 PM »

Planes?

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Sounded nowt like No 2 last night Erimus old fella  :like:

I nearly split the little slut in half  monkey


Been a rough week and she was gonna get it and get it she did 

15 mins in of licking her clout with her little shorts pulled to one side she was dripping like cracked sump :alastair:

Pulled me duds down  and nailed her on the spot in the front room. whaling like a banshee for 45 mins she was , Brimmed her to the hilt with custard and nashed back home . Got a message from her today the lass next door pulled her up saying she was gonna knock to see if she was alright cos she could hear her screaming  cry


Might buck her next door as well if she's decent  :chrisk:







 








Fucking rank you like. Dirty, creepy, perverted sex case. Absolutely classless, rapey, mucky fiend. You’re more Fred West than red nose you scruffy vile cunt

Lock up ya daughters, sons, Grandchildren and animals. Crocket is on the prowl in his leather gloves and crotchless undercrackers.

 :ponce:  oleary



 monkey you obviously know the lad well
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« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2019, 03:39:03 PM »

One day you losers might be as lucky as me with the women  :like:

Won't be today though so don't hold your breaths  you ugly fuckers  :alf:
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« Reply #33 on: May 17, 2019, 03:44:02 PM »

One day you losers might be as lucky as me with the women  :like:

Won't be today though so don't hold your breaths  you ugly fuckers  :alf:

What website do you get your Rohpynol from Crocket  :pd:  mcl
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« Reply #34 on: May 17, 2019, 03:49:25 PM »

At least she will have enough electric to last the weekend.  :like:
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« Reply #35 on: May 17, 2019, 03:49:58 PM »

Some of you on here think typing on COB is the highlight of your day's  souey


Some of us other lads have a real life  :like:


Yer might not like it  :unlike: lost

But its just how it is lads  :like:


Chin Up Chest out losers  :like: don't let em grind yer down

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« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2019, 04:54:39 PM »

One day you losers might be as lucky as me with the women  :like:

Won't be today though so don't hold your breaths  you ugly fuckers  :alf:


Every credit to you crocket. Lots of jealousy on here.


Although some might say that if number 1 was fit you wouldn’t need to risk catching chlamydia with some Norton tart.

Is it all really worth it? It certainly wouldn’t be for me. My mrs and daughter are far to important to me me to fuck it all up by cheating on them with some spunk bucket.


Hope you have fun lad. Just don’t get caught!!

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« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2019, 05:18:35 PM »

Number one approves apparently.


Saves her from getting splattered.
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« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2019, 05:30:00 PM »

NUMBER ONE'S TUNNEL IS MORE HAUNTED THEN A GHOST TRAIN klins

NUMBER 2'S LOOKS LIKE A BURNT DOWN SHED (DEFO AN ARSON JOB) klins


THERE IS NOWHERE THEY WILL FEEL A THING OFF CROCKETS PENCIL ERASER :alf: :alf: :alf:

BUT THEN NEITHER OF THEM EXIST :nige: :nige: :nige:

CROCKET GIVES HIS MOM A FOOT MASSAGE WHILE EATING A POT NOODLE NAKED

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« Reply #39 on: May 17, 2019, 08:42:20 PM »

Some of you on here think typing on COB is the highlight of your day's  souey


Some of us other lads have a real life  :like:


Yer might not like it  :unlike: lost

But its just how it is lads  :like:


Chin Up Chest out losers  :like: don't let em grind yer down



On the register you son. If these ‘women’ even exist, I shudder to think what they look like. You have all the class and social grace of a used Jonny. You’re a repugnant pest, a DSS flea bitten wankathon. You’re the dregs of the board you filthy cum slut  :ponce: :pope2:
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« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2019, 09:37:33 PM »

Crickets lasses are about as real as jayjaybjs lifestyle
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« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2019, 11:43:00 PM »


  mick rava charles :nige: :alf:
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« Reply #42 on: May 18, 2019, 06:27:34 AM »

Planes?

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Sounded nowt like No 2 last night Erimus old fella  :like:

I nearly split the little slut in half  monkey


Been a rough week and she was gonna get it and get it she did 

15 mins in of licking her clout with her little shorts pulled to one side she was dripping like cracked sump :alastair:

Pulled me duds down  and nailed her on the spot in the front room. whaling like a banshee for 45 mins she was , Brimmed her to the hilt with custard and nashed back home . Got a message from her today the lass next door pulled her up saying she was gonna knock to see if she was alright cos she could hear her screaming  cry


Might buck her next door as well if she's decent  :chrisk:







 








I feel I know this poor woman's vagina better than my wife's.

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« Reply #43 on: May 18, 2019, 06:44:54 AM »

Disgusted and let down by this thread. COB standards are certainly on the decline

Over 40 replies and still no reference to anal sex.
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« Reply #44 on: May 18, 2019, 07:01:09 AM »

NEVER SEEN OR HEARD A FUCKING THING  

THAT'S DOUBLE GLAZING FOR YA  mcl


Fuck off that's ten jugs for yer.


 mcl



I DON'T BOTHER GOING OUT IF ITS NOT GONNA BE A 12 PINTER  mcl


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« Reply #45 on: May 18, 2019, 08:20:21 AM »

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