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« on: May 16, 2019, 09:18:02 PM »

Just agreed to a 10 day break in Cyprus. One of the lads I have working for me has just had a death in the family and cant go. Me being me I've given him the full cost of his holiday plus a little extra to help him through a difficult time. Like a family the people I have working for me.

Just get back from there then off to Aruba a few days after that. Gonna have some fine looking tan lines on me when I return. As always, wont be posting on here so keep the place tidy whilst I'm gone. Good lads. Might be on when I'm back from Cyprus if I have time or it could be mid June before I grace you with my presence again.

Let's hope for a cracking managerial appointment whilst I'm away.

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« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2019, 09:25:35 PM »

Fine beach body on me. Only men in my shape can pull off Gucci board shorts in the colours I have them in ha ha I'm a definite DILF ha ha

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« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2019, 09:28:10 PM »

I hope there is a Tunisia style isis attack and you get fucked up
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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2019, 09:30:52 PM »

I hope there is a Tunisia style isis attack and you get fucked up
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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2019, 09:32:15 PM »

They'd come a cropper if they tried any of those shenanigans near me. No danger.

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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2019, 09:34:24 PM »

I hope there is a Tunisia style isis attack and you get fucked up

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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2019, 09:44:07 PM »

I'm off the coast of Egypt. It's fucking roasting.

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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2019, 09:57:48 PM »

Gucci board shorts

You're too old to rock that look.. And certainly don't possess any cool to compensate for your age.
You'll look a dick and people will laugh at you.
They're probably Stolen From Ivor anyway Billy Bullshit.
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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2019, 10:03:32 PM »

Gucci board shorts

You're too old to rock that look.. And certainly don't possess any cool to compensate for your age.
You'll look a dick and people will laugh at you.
They're probably Stolen From Ivor anyway Billy Bullshit.
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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2019, 10:08:53 PM »

They'd come a cropper if they tried any of those shenanigans near me. No danger.

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« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2019, 07:09:23 AM »

Just agreed to a 10 day break in Cyprus. One of the lads I have working for me has just had a death in the family and cant go. Me being me I've given him the full cost of his holiday plus a little extra to help him through a difficult time. Like a family the people I have working for me.

Just get back from there then off to Aruba a few days after that. Gonna have some fine looking tan lines on me when I return. As always, wont be posting on here so keep the place tidy whilst I'm gone. Good lads. Might be on when I'm back from Cyprus if I have time or it could be mid June before I grace you with my presence again.

Let's hope for a cracking managerial appointment whilst I'm away.

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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2019, 07:48:56 AM »

I've never been to Cyprus but have been to islands and countries around it. Love Greece and Turkey is developing still. I believe Aya Napa is still a party island which I would avoid. Looks like a place I'd rent a decent car and do some touring. A Lovely part of the world. Enjoy.
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« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2019, 08:19:08 AM »

I hope there is a Tunisia style isis attack and you get fucked up


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I WAS ON THAT BEACH AND IN THAT HOTEL A MONTH BEFORE THAT HAPPENED YOU SICK FUCK  souey
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« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2019, 08:49:10 AM »

Some great times in the early 90s at Napa before the cockneys descended on the place and fucked it up with that jungle music shite

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« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2019, 10:13:43 AM »

About time we had a decent flounce...
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« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2019, 10:17:54 AM »

I might fuck off if cunts don't start showing a bit of appreciation for the effort and hard work (and hard cocks - fuck off Clem daft cunt) that I put into the tit and clout thread.




 
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« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2019, 11:17:59 AM »

I've never been to Cyprus but have been to islands and countries around it. Love Greece and Turkey is developing still. I believe Aya Napa is still a party island which I would avoid. Looks like a place I'd rent a decent car and do some touring. A Lovely part of the world. Enjoy.


Which islands around Cyprus have you been to?  :pd:
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« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2019, 11:25:15 AM »

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I hope there is a Tunisia style isis attack and you get fucked up

Shit craic that like. Fucking clown.
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« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2019, 11:43:23 AM »

I've never been to Cyprus but have been to islands and countries around it. Love Greece and Turkey is developing still. I believe Aya Napa is still a party island which I would avoid. Looks like a place I'd rent a decent car and do some touring. A Lovely part of the world. Enjoy.


Which islands around Cyprus have you been to?  :pd:

Erm ... Greek ones. Crete Rhodes mainland Turkey, Lebanon and Israel. Trying to be smart arse as usual I see
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« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2019, 11:54:22 AM »

I might fuck off if cunts don't start showing a bit of appreciation for the effort and hard work (and hard cocks - fuck off Clem daft cunt) that I put into the tit and clout thread.




 

You OK hun?  monkey :basil:
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« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2019, 11:55:24 AM »

I've never been to Cyprus but have been to islands and countries around it. Love Greece and Turkey is developing still. I believe Aya Napa is still a party island which I would avoid. Looks like a place I'd rent a decent car and do some touring. A Lovely part of the world. Enjoy.


Which islands around Cyprus have you been to?  :pd:

Erm ... Greek ones. Crete Rhodes mainland Turkey, Lebanon and Israel. Trying to be smart arse as usual I see


Ahh yes, those islands around Cyprus  :nige:
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« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2019, 12:58:39 PM »

Ayia Napa is a resort on the island of Cyprus, not an island  mcl

Read something a while back saying they were trying to move away from being a party spot, becoming more of a family place. We went for new year a few years back. It was half cold and empty.
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« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2019, 01:23:44 PM »

Ayia Napa is a resort on the island of Cyprus, not an island  mcl

Read something a while back saying they were trying to move away from being a party spot, becoming more of a family place. We went for new year a few years back. It was half cold and empty.

Don’t be a smart arse  mcl


Ayia Napa used to be nice 20 years ago but is chav central now, Limassol and Larnaca are a bit scruffy. Paphos is ok but full of pensioners like Lids.


Nicest place to go these days is a village called Pissouri.



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« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2019, 02:06:00 PM »

I might fuck off if cunts don't start showing a bit of appreciation for the effort and hard work (and hard cocks - fuck off Clem daft cunt) that I put into the tit and clout thread.




 



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« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2019, 02:13:43 PM »

I might fuck off if cunts don't start showing a bit of appreciation for the effort and hard work (and hard cocks - fuck off Clem daft cunt) that I put into the tit and clout thread.




 

You OK hun?  monkey :basil:



 
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« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2019, 02:14:19 PM »

I might fuck off if cunts don't start showing a bit of appreciation for the effort and hard work (and hard cocks - fuck off Clem daft cunt) that I put into the tit and clout thread.




 



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« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2019, 02:15:33 PM »

Old boy gardener will be sowing his seed in jayjay's ladyship no doubt.
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« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2019, 02:17:44 PM »

Old boy gardener will be sowing his seed in jayjay's ladyship no doubt.

No time for fun, he’ll be busy tending to that large 15m garden
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« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2019, 05:32:26 PM »

Apologies for typing island instead of resort. Smart arse didn't pick it up though ..
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